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A FEW SENIOR MOMENTS FOR MY CONTEMPORARIES .............

A Few Senior Moments For My Contemporaries - and something to look forward to for my 'younger' audience.


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An elderly gentleman....
Had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%. The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, 'Your hearing is perfect.. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again.'

The gentleman replied, 'Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!'




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Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: 'Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?'
Slim says, 'I feel just like a newborn baby.'
'Really!? Like a newborn baby!?'
'Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants..'




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An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, 'Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great.. I would recommend it very highly.'
The other man said, 'What is the name of the restaurant?'
The first man thought and thought and finally said, 'What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love?
You know.... The one that's red and has thorns.'
'Do you mean a rose?'
'Yes, that's the one,' replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, 'Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?'




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Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet, who insisted he didn't need my help to leave the hospital. After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let me wheel him to the elevator.
On the way down I asked him if his wife was meeting him.
'I don't know,' he said. 'She's still upstairs in the bathroom changing out of her hospital gown.'





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Couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things.. During a checkup, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember..
Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair.
'Want anything while I'm in the kitchen?' he asks.
'Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?'
'Sure..'
'Don't you think you should write i t down so you can remember it?' she asks.
'No, I can remember it.'
'Well, I'd like some strawberries on top, too. Maybe you should write it down, so as not to forget it?'
He says, 'I can remember that. You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries.'
'I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll forget that, write it down?' she asks.
Irritated, he says, 'I don't need to write it down, I can remember it! Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream - I got it, for goodness sake!'
Then he toddles into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes,The old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs..
She stares at the plate for a moment.
'Where's my toast ?'




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A senior citizenship to his eighty-year old buddy:
'So I hear you're getting married?'
'Yep!'
'Do I know her?'
'Nope!'
'This woman, is she good looking?'
'Not really.'
'Is she a good cook?'
'Naw, she can't cook too well.'
'Does she have lots of money?'
'Nope! Poor as a church mouse.'
'Well, then, is she good in bed?'
'I don't know.'
'Why in the world do you want to marry her then?'
'Because she can still drive!'


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Three old guys are out walking.
First one says, 'Windy, isn't it?'
Second one says, 'No, it's Thursday!'
Third one says, 'So am I. Let's go get a beer..'



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A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art.. It's perfect.'
'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?'
'Twelve thirty..'


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Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.
A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, 'You're really doing great, aren't you?'
Morris replied, 'Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.''
The doctor said, 'I didn't say that.. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful.'


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One more. . .!


A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.. After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?'
'No,' he replied, 'Arthritis.'

The Truth About Sex Addiction

When sex becomes an addiction
Still, plenty of questions surround sexual obsession: Does it mean you're addicted to sex if you're doing it three times a day? How do you separate the addicts from otherwise healthy people who just happen to really, really love having sex? Relationship expert Amanda Kane explains the difference: "Generally, a person with a sex addiction gains little satisfaction from the sexual acting-out and forms no emotional bond with his or her sex partners." So if you find yourself using men just for sex, you might have an addiction problem. For some addicts, it is the only way they know to relieve anxiety and cope with stress. This is very different from super-passionate couples who link sex with love and emotional connection.

Another key point is compulsion: "Sex addiction has the hallmarks of other addictions (i.e. alcohol or drug addiction) because it involves a recurrent failure to control sexually acting-out," stresses Kane. It's a red flag if you engage in multiple behaviors (having risky, casual sex, watching pornography, masturbating) constantly despite harmful consequences. Sex addicts often experience intense highs followed by a big low point with feelings of guilt and shame, and in order to cope with these low points, they seek out even more sexual experiences. Which inevitably leads to a dangerous vicious cycle.


Signs of sex addiction
But unlike physical conditions (such as heart problems or diabetes), mental health disorders like this can be difficult to diagnose. Still, there are some tell-tale signs: According to SASH, you likely have an issue with sex addiction if you have out-of-control repetitive behaviors such as:


Frequent casual sex
Having numerous affairs whilst in a relationship
Craving "risky" sex
Using pornography on a very regular basis
Using sex as a way to deal with problems and stress
Feeling unable to control sexual behavior even if you want to
Requiring increasing amounts of sex to achieve the same "high"
Lack of intimacy during sexual encounters

source:
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http://www.shoppinglifestyle.com/love/sex-addiction/1321/1/
Most couples at one point or another deal with jealousy to some degree. It is a common occurrence in many relationships. Jealousy, also known as the green-eyed monster, can create a rift in a relationship, causing distrust and hurt feelings. Most women expect their man to be at least a little jealous from time to time. However, some women have the unfortunate luck to fall in love with a guy who has severe jealousy issues. So how can you tell the difference between a guy who can be occasionally jealous from a guy who is paranoidly so? Here are some signs that your guy may be a victim of the green-eyed monster.


He keeps tabs on you
It is quite natural to ask your partner where they are going and when they might be home. You want to know what they do when they are not with you. But if your guy calls you fifteen times a day to ask where you are and who you are with, that is not a good sign. Men with out-of-control jealousy issues want to know exactly where you were at what time of day. They want to know not just who you were with but what you said. He may even accuse you of talking about him. This is a controlling behavior and can make you feel like you are under house arrest with an ankle monitor.


He is never wrong
Men who wrestle with jealousy can have very aggressive personalities and have trouble admitting when they are wrong. "A jealous person gives the impression of being a very self-confident person," explains Paul A. Hauck, clinical psychologist and author of Overcoming Jealousy and Possessiveness, but it really stems from a low self-esteem and overwhelming insecurity.


You can't have friends
Men with jealousy issues want to control not just where you go and when, they want to control who you talk to. They feel the need to dictate who you can see. Any friends and family that they do not like are immediately scratched off the list. Guy friends are always the first to go because they cannot stand the idea of you speaking to another guy. It's called "suspicious jealousy", one which is not based on what you did or may have done, but rather is based on imagined threats. It is an ongoing cycle and if a woman is not careful, she will soon find that she can't have any friends at all and may even be ordered not to see her family.


He gets mad when you don't include him
Men with severe jealousy issues want to be involved in everything you do. This is one reason they grill women about their day. Therefore when a woman makes plans that do not include their guy, the man is going to get mad because he is hurt. It all goes back to their level of insecurities.


His jealousy causes him to get violent
Violence tends to go hand in hand with jealousy in men. Because they have not learned to control their jealousy, their frustration causes them to lash out around them. "Most jealous persons register their grievances loudly and clearly. They scream at their partners, smack them around, and hassle them shamelessly. Men have smashed their furniture or put their fist through walls," says Hauck. If your guy tends to hit things when he gets jealous, then you have a serious problem.


How to deal with his jealous antics
"Jealousy eventually can be very destructive to a relationship so it's important to prevent it from heading out of control," cautions Dr. Gabrielle Morrissey, a relationship counsellor and sexologist. Talk to your guy and let him know that you do not like his controlling attitude. Tell him how it makes you feel and reassure him that you still love him but his jealousy is causing problems between you.

But remember, if you want your guy to trust you, don't have anything to hide. "You should be an open book," says Dr. Phil McGraw, psychologist and TV personality. "Respect your partner enough to let him/her know where you are, when you will be back, and what you're doing."

Another important step is not to give in to unreasonable demands: "They get a control fix every time you reassure them, every time you answer the phone to report on your whereabouts," adds McGraw. "If he calls you 10 times to check in on you, answer the phone once to offer information, then turn it off." Know when to say no. Being submissive and trying to please them only encourages their behavior.

Your jealous man may just feel like you are ignoring him. Reserve some private time with him when you can connect as a couple. Stay home together or go some place alone where you won't be interrupted by friends and family. However, if nothing works and your man is still acting all green, get out of the relationship because chances are he will make your life miserable and end up alienating you from everyone who cares about you.

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I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.

I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, 'If I give you this money, will you buy wine with it instead of dinner?'

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10 Things You Should Know About Men

Ah the male species. Some things about them will always be hard to fathom -- like how they may be well-versed in every part of a car engine, but they're stumped when it comes to operating the washing machine. Or how they always choke on the words "I love you." But most of the time, men are actually pretty simple to 'get'.

Eris Huemer is a relationship and family counselor and coach. She and her husband, Clayton Winans, are about to release their newest book, The Man-ip-ulator™ vs. The Wo-man-izer™: Everything you need to know to get the relationship you want. This power couple dishes out ten universal things you need to know about what make men tick.


1. Men have needs just like you do
Women are often considered the needier sex, but guys are have their emotional needs, too, according to Huemer and Winas. They may not readily admit it, but "men need respect, praise, interest in what they do, support, encouragement, collaboration, understanding, love, time alone, etc., etc."


2. Men need respect
Find a woman who disrepects her guy, and you'll find a man who's halfway out the door. "A man is going to find respect somewhere," say Huemer and Winas. "If she doesn't give it to him, then he is going to find it someplace else."


3. Men need praise
What's the best way to get a man to please you, whether around the house or in bed? Give his self-esteem a boost. "Men constantly need to be reminded about how great they are," say Huemer and Winas. "If you ask him to do the dishes and he doesn't do them perfectly then appreciate the fact that he actually did them, even if it is not to your exact specifications. Nagging him about how inefficient he is and how you would have done a much better job is not in your best interest."


4. Men need you to be interested in what they do
Men want to be around women who care about what they love (his job, his hobby, whatever). "You don't have to live and breathe his interests," say Huemer and Winas, "but you should understand them enough to comment." For instance, ask about his day at the office when he gets home, show your excitement for his achievements at work. If he's had a stressful day, hear him out -- you don't even have to give advice. Most of the time, he just needs a listening ear.


5. Men need support and encouragement
"If you support him, he will support you," say Huemer and Winas. When he asks you do help, do the things you can to support him. "If you encourage him with his goals and dreams, he will be a better man for it."


6. Men need collaboration
In other words, men don't want to be told what to do or how to do it. "The best thing that you can do is manipulate him into thinking that he came up with the idea," say Huemer and Winas. He likes a relationship where you work together as a team, not a relationship where you're wearing the pants.


7. Men need understanding
Men may seem to be from Mars sometimes, but they really want to be understood. "When he takes the time to actually talk to you, don't blow it off or ignore it, just listen," say Huemer and Winas. Great communication between couples is key to connecting on a deeper, stronger level.


8. Men need love (and yes, that does include sex)
We all know sex is important to a man, but "love is not just sex," say Huemer and Winas. "Love is a look, a touch, a kiss, and stroking his ego." When you are attentive to his needs, he will be more willing to pay attention to yours.


9. Men need time alone
He needs a chance to explore a hobby, hang with the guys and unwind. "Allow and encourage him to do what he does to recharge" suggest Huemer and Winas. "If you do this, the time you spend with him will be even better." Of course, if time alone includes an addiction to porn, fantasy football and video games, you may want to reconsider your choice of man.


10. Men need your attention
You may think they're not very observant, but men pay attention to how their women address their needs, because as mentioned in the first point: Men are needy.


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Principles of Effective Selling
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Fundamental Selling Skills
- This section touches on the 5 main fundamental selling skills

What is sales negotiation?
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Why some sales negotiations dont work
- Lack of information of the other party

Win-Win sales negotiation
- Make necessary concessions to get what you want

Preparation for sales negotiation
- Goals, Trades, Alternatives, Relationships, Expected Outcomes,
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Exchange information
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Language of sales negotiation
- Finding common ground

Prepare for conflicts
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Causes of conflict in sales negotiations
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Eight Critical sales negotiation mistakes
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Basic use of Questioning
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Handling Objections
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Features & Benefits
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Fees: $ 399 Nett -Include course notes, training certificate, refreshment and indigenous International buffet lunch at The Square@Furama (Halal & Vegetarian meal provided)

Pay: Corporate Training Development
Mail: 25A Jalan Membina, #06-102, Singapore 162025

From: SG Training Hub sgtraininghub@singnet.com.sg

Loan at 3.5% interest rate

not sure why so many spam emails...




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2) http://www.planettravel.com.sg/tours/Indonesia/Batam/1D%20BatamCity_Shopping_Tour_land.htm

3) http://www.traveldestinee.com/batamshop.htm

4) http://www.indofalcon.com.sg/TPIndoB_1DBatam.html

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sesell.com

spam...





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Too much water will blind you!







Correct timing to drink water, will maximize its effectiveness on the Human body.
Two (02) glass of water - After waking up - Helps activate internal organs
One (01) glasses of water - 30 minutes before meal - Help digestion
One (01) glass of water - Before taking a bath - Helps lower blood pressure
One (01) glass of water - Before sleep - To avoid stroke or heart attack

Please pass this to the people you know.......and you dont want them to fall blind.. due to too much water!

I DO" Weddings @ Sentosa 10.10.10!


Juz for laughs....


6 Beauty Mistakes That Are Bad For Your Skin

1. Exfoliating too much
Getting rid of dead skin cells helps brighten and soften skin, but sloughing too often or using abrasive scrubs can lead to redness and irritation. Exfoliate just once or twice a week. And choose a chemical exfoliator such as glycolic acid or gentle cleansing beads. Avoid using scrub mitts and exfoliators with an uneven texture, such as walnut shells. Skip the exfoliator if you are using retinoid or AHA products, because these products already have skin sloughing effects themselves.

2. Sleeping with your makeup on
If you come in from a particularly late evening, the last thing you want to do is to wash your face. However, leaving all that dirt, oil and makeup on your face the entire night can set the stage for acne and clogged pores. To make taking it all off simpler, invest in no-rinse face wipes and keep them on your nightstand.

3. Not using sunscreen
Exposure to sun's rays is the primary culprit behind skin aging. You may not notice the effects when you are in your twenties, but as your skin matures, fine lines and dark sports can start to creep in. Even if you're holed up in the office from 9 to 5, you're still susceptible to UV rays because they can penetrate glass windows. To best way to guard against this: Use a sunscreen with at least SPF 15 that's labeled "broad-spectrum", meaning it guards against both UVA and UVB rays.

4. Washing with hot water
Washing your face with hot water strips skin of its natural oils, causing dryness and irritation. The ideal temp is lukewarm. Don't want to give up hot showers? Wash your face first with room-temperature water before you take your steamy bath.

5. Using expired beauty products
Do you keep track of the use-by dates of your makeup and skincare products? Most women haven't a clue. Which spells bad news, because these are things you apply directly on your face. Products past their shelf life can become ineffective or worse, harbor bacteria that can potentially trigger an infection or breakout. Mascaras, for example, should be discarded 6 months after opening. Retinoids and AHAs are effective for 3 months to a year, while antioxidant skincare with vitamin C lasts 6 months. If you are using preservative-free products, you should be extra vigilant as these have a much shorter shelf life.

6. Neglecting your neck
Most of us won't hesitate splurging on the best skincare for our face, but we tend to forget about lavishing the same TLC on our neck. Skin around the neck area is just as delicate as our face's and requires equal attention. When you're applying moisturizer and sunscreen, don't forget to slather it on your neck and decolletage, too.

source:
http://www.shoppinglifestyle.com/
http://www.shoppinglifestyle.com/beauty/slideshow/6-beauty-mistakes-that-are-bad-for-your-skin/1213/1/

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spam... be careful when you trade online...





I have a Japanese friend who tells me that he works in a Japanese company. I visited the company he works for and found their products quite favorable. And the products have many versions, such as European version, American version, and the Asian version etc. All the company's products have photos in the internet.I suggest you take a look in this website: www.zol-trade.com. You will certainly be interested in some products. Thank you k--g

YOUR URGENT REPLY IS NEEDED - spam

spam email again...






Dear Friend,

I know that this letter may come to you as a surprise, but you need not to worry as I use this way to contact you it is due to is the only means I can reach you confidentially as a foreigner to seek for your assistance in this matter, My name is Mr. George Jones I am the manager audit and account department of our bank, (ADB) Ouagadougou Burkina Faso infect I kindly made up my mind to contact you to use your account to transfer the sum of THIRTY NINE MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND US. DOLLARS ($39,500,000.00 US DOLLARS) into your bank account and this fund was abandoned and left unclaimed with our bank for a long time and once the fund get transferred into your account, you will take 40% while I will take 60% of the total money.

If you are interested in this transaction, you have to reply this mail immediately with your full information so that I will let you know the next step to follow immediately in order to finalize this transaction in a period of time.

I am expecting your reply soonest with your personal information as follow
(1) Your Full Name:.................
(2) Your Full Address:..............
(3) Your Phone Number:..........
(4) Your Occupation:...............
(5) Your Age:.........................
(6) Your Nationality:................

Yours Sincerely,
Mr. George Jones

READ AND GET BACK TO ME - spam

another spam email received out of nowhere...







READ AND GET BACK TO ME.
Good Day.
My Firend,

How are you together with your family members?I think all is well. Despite the fact that I did not know you in person or have i seen you before but due to the reliable revelation,I decided to share this lucrative opportunity with you, I have no other choice, so kindly consider this message as vital, believing that sooner or later we will be multi millonaires,

First and formost, I have to introduce myself to you. I am Mr. Mahmood Ibrahim, THE FOREIGN OPERATIONS MANAGER OF OUR BANK here in my country, BURKINA FASO WEST AFRICA. I am married with two children.

I want you to assist me in other to transfer the sum of Twenty Five Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Currency ($25.5,000,000.00) into your reliable account as the Next of Kin to our Foreign Business partner , the original owner of the fund. He was a foreigner and a multi company holder who died in a plane crash with his family years ago, he deposited the fund in our bank for his business expansion in Africa unfortunately he met this sudden and untimely death and the worst thing that happened was the wife who suppose to be the successor of the account died alongside with him. Since the deceased left no body behind to claim the fund, as a foreigner, you are in better position for that, and no body will come for the claim after you have applied.If you are ready to assist me, set up a new bank account or forward to me any one avialable so that the process will commence.

I will guide you on how you should apply for the claim so that everything will be smooth and correct. After the transfer, i will resign and come over to your country for the sharing of the fund 50/50 base on the fact that it is two man business.
Finally, note that you are not taking any risk because there will be a legal back up as we commence.
Further information will be given to you as soon as I receive your reply

Fill this information


(1) YOUR FULL NAME................................
(2) YOUR AGE AND SEX............................
(3) YOUR CONTACT ADDRESS..................
(4) YOUR TEL AND FAX NUMBER..............
(5) YOUR COUNTRY OF ORIGIN..................

Trusting to hear from you immediately.
Thanks & Best Regards,
Mr. Mahmood Ibrahim,

Monday, July 19, 2010

The 90/10 rule from Stephen Covey




Silent Killers-Sweets To Avoid

ASPARTAME - THE SILENT KILLER

For those who take Ricola & Fisherman, please note that they both contain Aspartame - the silent killer.



Fisherman Sweets
FOR THOSE WHO LIKE TO EAT FISHERMAN SWEETS BE CAREFUL: Sugar free products contain ASPARTAME.... So don't consume Sugar free product esp. 'Fisherman sweets' ASPARTAME -THE SILENT KILLER (by Ron Harder)

To those who prefer to consume artificial flavouring:

There is an epidemic across North America today of Multiple Sclerosis and Lupus. Most people do not understand why this epidemic is happening, and they do not know why these diseases are so rampant. I would like to share with you the main reason we are having this very serious problem. Many people today use artificial sweeteners in their tea or coffee.

They do this because the ads they see on TV tell them that sugar is bad for their health. This is absolutely true. Sugar is toxic to us , but what most people use as a replacement for sugar is much more deadly. I am talking about ASPARTAME. It is the cause of the epidemic that was mentioned above. ASPARTAME is an extremely toxic chemical that is produced by a chemical company called Monsanto.

ASPARTAME is being marketed around the world as a sugar substitute and is found in all diet soft drinks, such as Diet Coke and Diet Pepsi. It is also found in artificial sweeteners such as NutraSweet, Equal, and Spoonful; and it is used in many other products as a sugar replacement.



ASPARTAME is marketed as a diet product, but it is not a diet product at all. In fact, it will cause you to GAIN weight because it makes you crave carbohydrates. Causing you to gain weight is only a very small part of what ASPARTAME does. It is a toxic chemical that changes the brain's chemistry. It can and does cause severe seizures.

This chemical changes the dopamine level in the brain, and it is particularly deadly for anyone suffering from Parkinson's disease.

ASPARTAME is extremely poisonous, and here is why one of the toxic ingredients of it is wood alcohol. When the temperature of ASPARTAME exceeds 86 degrees F, the wood alcohol in it is converted to Formaldehyde, and then to formic acid, which in turn causes folic acidosis.

FORMALDEHYDE is grouped in the same class of poisons as Cyanide and Arsenic which are very deadly toxins. The only difference is, Formaldehyde kills quietly, and it takes a little longer. And, in the process of killing people, it causes all kinds of neurological problems. There are 92 documented symptoms of Aspartame Poisoning leading to coma and death.

E-Mail From an Arab student to his daddy

received this email from friend... no offence... just read for good laugh...

For a good laugh!
Nice to be an Arab Son!




An Arab student sends an e-mail to his dad, saying:

Dear Dad
Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here, but Dad, I am a bit ashamed to arrive at my college with my pure-gold Ferrari 599GTB when all my teachers and many fellow students travel by train.

Your son, Nasser

-------------------------

The next day, Nasser gets a reply to his e-mail from his dad:

My dear loving son
Twenty million US Dollar has just been transferred to your account. Please stop embarrassing us. Go and get yourself a train too.

Love, your Dad

No Emails today

No e-mails today sorry,





I can't respond to any e-mails today, something has crashed on my computer


















and the mouse is missing.

Sex & The Surveys

These sexiest stats reveal what we think about one-night stands, sex toys (and how often). Wondering what's going on in your neighbour's bedroom, or what men are really thinking about during sex? The secrets are out with these sexy stats! Read on!

Source: http://www.shoppinglifestyle.com/love/slideshow/sex-surveys/1281/1/
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received this spam email...




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Wednesday, July 14, 2010

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Date : 14 August 2010
Time : 9.30am – 12.00pm
Venue: NUS Centre For the Arts, University Cultural Centre (UCC) Hall, 50 Kent Ridge Crescent,National University of Singapore, Singapore 119279
Closing Date: 6 August 2010

Source: http://www.ufamily.org.sg/public/eblast/1006/05/05.asp?refid=317C0S8100

REPLY ME IMMEDIATELY - spam

another spam...





Hello Friend,

I am Dr Abdulaiye Rahmani the bank manager unit of the foreign remittance, department BANK OF AFRICA Burkina ,I got your email address recommended du Burkina FASO business consultant and i decided to contact you for beneficiary and a 100% free business transaction. I am trusting this deal to you by faith and hope that you will handle it without any betrayed .In my department we discovered an abandoned sum of US $9.5m (Nine million five hundred thousand US dollars) In an account that belongs to one of our foreign customer who died along with his entire in 20TH of July 2002 in a accident car in Burkina Faso the Late Mr Sahid Ali Rahman, A citizen of Nationality of Kuwait and residence in Burkina Faso.

I agree with you to take 25% of this money will be for you and respect to the provision of a foreign account,5% will be for expenses incurred during the business,70% will be for us and my colleagues.

I suggest to hear from you.

Your’s faithfully
Dr Abdulaiye Rahmani

Direct yr call - spam

frustrated.... received spam email again... wonder how these spam emails keep coming to my inbox...





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Congratulations Once More Again

Blessing 1 - spam

spam email...





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Issued in public interest - Pls read it!

This forwarded message is not meant to scare anybody!
But It is always safe to be informed than being ignorant


Hi all,
This is a new scam.... best to be aware about it.....let your family members know about this.
This msg has been sent to me by someone known to me:


Dear all

I cannot stop myself from sharing this with all of you.

Its all started when I received a call from someone claiming that he was from my mobile service provider and he asked me to shutdown my phone for 2 hours for 3G update to take place. As I was rushing for a meeting, I did not question and shutdown my cell phone.

After 45 minutes I felt very suspicious since the caller did not even introduce his name. I quickly turned on my cell phone and I received several calls from my family members and the others were from the number that had called me earlier - 3954380.

I called my parents and I was shocked that they sounded very worried asking me whether I am safe. My parents told me that they had received a call from someone claiming that they had me with them and asking for money to let me free. The call was so real and my parents even heard 'my voice' crying out loud asking for help. My parent was at the bank waiting for next call to proceed for money transfer. I told my parents that I am safe and asked them to lodge a police report.

Right after that I received another call from the guy asking me to shutdown my cell phone for another 1 hour which I refused to do and hung up. They keep calling my cell phone until the battery had run down. I myself lodged a police report and I was informed by the officer that there were many such scams reported. MOST of the cases reported that the victim had already transferred the money! And it is impossible to get back the money.

Be careful as this kind of scam might happened to any of us!!! Those guys are so professional and very convincing during calls. If you are asked to shut down your cell phone for updates by the service provider, ASK AROUND! Your family or friends might receive the same call.

Be Safe and Stay Alert!

Please pass around to your family and friends!

save lives about possible heart attacks

Valuable Piece of information

Let's say it's 6.15pm and you're going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You're really tired, upset and frustrated.

Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don't know if you'll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself.

HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE
Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness.

However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously. A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest.

A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again.

Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating. The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can get to a hospital.

Tell as many people as possible about this. It could save their lives!!

A cardiologist says If everyone who gets this mail sends it to 10 people, you can bet that we'll save at least one life.

Loan Contract

spam email...





Good day,
We have prepared a contract and added the paragraphs that you wanted to see in it.
Our lawyers made alterations on the last page. If you agree with all the provisions we are ready to make the payment on Friday for the first consignment.
We are enclosing the file with the prepared contract.
If necessary, we can send it by fax.
Looking forward to your decision.
Kris Silva

hbuy new Iphone 4 here

received another spam email...




FBig surprise!
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they also sell phones, camaras, tv, laptop...
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don't miss the chance !

Your new labour contract

another spam email received...






Dear ladies and gentlemen,
We have prepared a contract and added the paragraphs that you wanted to see in it.
Our lawyers made alterations on the last page. If you agree with all the provisions we are ready to make the payment on Friday for the first consignment.
We are enclosing the file with the prepared contract.
If necessary, we can send it by fax.
Looking forward to your decision.

Doreen Lay

Seeking eye witnesses for a car accident @ Tampines

Hi all, looking out for eye witnesses of this accident (http://news.omy.sg/News/Local%2BNews/Story/OMYStory201007101506-167109.html) Pls help to spread ard as the irresponsible driver will not be sentenced until eye witnesses are being found.

Thanks a million!

Thursday, July 1, 2010

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spam email received again...



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Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Friday, June 11, 2010

Sex Mistakes Women Make

1. Never initiating sex
This is probably the most common mistake women make. Don't rely on your partner to get things started every time. "When you initiate sex, it shows him that sex with him is a priority in your relationship," says Lou Paget, author of 365 Days of Sensational Sex. "It also shows him that you relish sex for sex's sake." Men find this show of power sexy, and they get totally turned on by the simple fact that you want them sexually


2. Being unresponsive in bed
Let your partner know that you're having a great time. "Most important, let yourself go during sex," says Sari Locker, author of Mindblowing Sex in the Real World.Watching and hearing you get turned on makes him turned on, so go ahead and let it show. "Don't be afraid of what sounds and words might come out of your mouth. It's only natural and quite normal to express yourself when something feels so amazing," adds Locker.


3. Forgetting his nipples
The nipples hold a concentration of nerve endings and are usually regarded as more erogenous in females. Which is why many women overlook men's nipples as an erogenous zone. But nipples can be his thing, too."Many men have very sensitive nipples. Regardless of how sensitive they are, some men enjoy having them stimulated," says Yvonne K. Fulbright, author of Touch Me There! Try sucking gently on the nipples, using your tongue to increase stimulation, and alternate kissing and licking the areola.


4. Making him responsible for your orgasms
"It is important for women to know that they are in charge of their own orgasm," explains Barry R. Komisaruk, co-author of The Science of Orgasm. Because ultimately, you're responsible for your own pleasure and satisfaction.Don't expect your partner to be a mind reader, start focusing on communication: Give him feedback, tell him what turns you on and how you like to be touched. If you're uncomfortable talking about it, you can guide his hand with yours.


5. Limiting sex to the bedroom
Why restrict your lovemaking session to the bed or the bedroom? Surprise him with sex in an unexpected place."Men love the combination of two things: A sense of adventure, and when their women are spontaneously overcome with erotic passion," says Lou Paget, author of 365 Days of Sensational Sex. So don't overlook countertops, stairwells or even the balcony. By exploring new, naughty places for a nooky, you'll be making some very steamy memories of your own.


source: http://www.shoppinglifestyle.com/love/slideshow/sex-mistakes-women-make/932/1/

vacancy #549 - spam

receiving this email from my own email address!!!
How can that be... Must be autobot or my email account kena virus...
This is what I received below:






International Real Estate Consulting Company seeking local representation

Countries of interest: Hong Kong, Taiwan, Singapore, Malaysia, Thailand, Philippines

Tasks of the representation to consist of liason and intermediation in financial transactions.

Good and prolonged relations history with local financial institutions is strongly recommended (references will be asked).

If our offer is interesting for you send us the below information on our e-mail address:
Full name:
Country:
E-mail:
Mobile phone-number:


Contacts: Tisha@west-consult.com

FROM,THE DESK OF MR NYEJIOWANAKA GOGO - spam

spam email received....






FROM,THE DESK OF MR NYEJIOWANAKA GOGO,
BILL AND EXCHANGE MANAGER,
IN FOREIGN REMITTANCE DEPARTMENT
(BOA) BANK OF AFRICA,OUAGADOUGOU, BURKINA FASO.

DEAR FRIEND,
HOW ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR FAMILY? HOPE FINE, PLEASE PAY ATTENTION ANDUNDERSTAND MY REASON OF CONTACTING YOU TODAY THROUGH THIS EMAIL, MY NAME IS MR NYEJIOWANAKA GOGO, BILL AND EXCHANGE MANAGER IN BANK OF AFRICA OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA-FASO, IN MY DEPARTMENT, DURING THE AUDITING OF THE YEAR 2006, I DISCOVERED ANABOUNDED SUM OF $25M THAT BELONGS TO OUR LATE (MR. ANDREAS SCHRANNER FROM MUNICH,GERMANY) WHO DIED ALONG WITH HIS ENTIRE FAMILY IN JULLY 2000 IN A PLANE CRASH.

FOR MORE INFORMATION VISIT THIS SITE BELLOW
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/ world/europe/859479.stm

I DESPERATELY NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE TO SECURE AND MOVE THIS HUGE SUMS OFMONEY LEFT BEHIND BY MY LATE CLIENT TO THE TUNE OF $25M, (TWENTY FIVE MILLION US DOLLARS) OUT FROM BANK OF AFRICA OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA FASO TO YOUR OWN ACCOUNT, HE EXECUTED CONTRACT THROUGH DEPARTMENT OF WORK AND HOUSING HERE IN OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA-FASO AND THE MENTIONED MONEY ABOVE IS HIS MONEY LEFT IN OUR BANK BEFORE HIS DEATH. MEANWHILE, FOR YOUR SMOOTHNESS OF THIS TRANSACTION, I WILL PAY YOU 40% OF THE TOTAL SUM FOR YOUR CO-OPERATION IN THIS MATTER.

IF YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE INTERESTED AND CAPABLE TO HANDLE THIS BUSINESS TRANSACTION, COME UP WITH THE INFORMATION'S SHOWED BELOW:-

1. YOUR FULL NAME:
2. YOUR CONTACT CELL PHONE NUMBER:
3. YOUR AGE:
4. YOUR SEX:
5. YOUR OCCUPATIONS:
6. YOUR COUNTRY AND CITY:

AS SOON AS POSSIBLE ALL THESE INFORMATION'S IS SUBMITTED TO ME, I WILL IMMEDIATELY DRAFT AN APPLICATION FORM WITH ALL YOUR INFORMATION'S AND SEND BACK TO YOU, SO THAT YOU WILL PROCEED WITH THE TRANSACTION BY SENDING THE FORM TO BOA BANK FOR THE TRANSFERRING OF THIS FUND INTO YOUR ACCOUNT.

YOURS
FAITHFULLY,
MR NYEJIOWANAKA GOGO
TELE +22670 83 28 96

Monday, May 31, 2010

You 'Ve Won - FIFA 2010 AWARDS

spam email received...




This is to confirm your email address have won US$4.8M for FIFA 2010 International Award. To claim contact Mrs.Hinch via: 2010fifaprize@gala.net

Monday, May 24, 2010

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"Does He Really Love Me?"

1. He is affectionate, and not just sexually
"Men in love can never get enough contact from the woman they love," explains Lance McKeithan, author of Understanding Men. They'll want to hold your hand, cuddle, hug and kiss -- these are basically the actions of a man in love. Don't confuse sexual touching with these displays of affection, though. "If he can't keep his hands off you but every time he touches you it turns into sex, this may not be love but lust," adds McKeithan.


2. His actions are consistent with his words
Some men are so good at whispering sweet nothings, they can make you feel on cloud nine with honeyed words alone. But "don't be fooled by his words, especially if they are contrary to his actions," cautions McKeithan. Look to his actions for the real answer. For instance, when you're down with a nasty cold, a sweet-talker will say things like "I'd trade places with you if I could, sweetheart" but then still proceed to meet with his buddies at the pub anyway. A man who truly loves you, on the other hand, thinks of your welfare every time, and acts in a thoughtful, affectionate, and selfless manner. He will cancel his night out to take care of you -- even if it means missing the Liverpool match.


3. He plans future for the two of you
A man who genuinely loves you will want to share his future with you. Period. "Just remember this. Every man you have every dated who has said he doesn't want to get married or doesn't believe in marriage, or has 'issues' with marriage, will, rest assured, someday be married. It just will never be with you," says Greg Behrendt, co-author of He's Just Not That Into You. If he's hesitant or gives excuses whenever you bring up the topic of marriage, he doesn't love you enough to want to settle down with you. Move on as quickly as you can.

4. He loves to make you happy
A man in love makes you feel loved. He won't compare you with his ex. He won't openly flirt with other women to make you jealous. He's great to be around and he loves to make you smile. Men in love don't have excuses for why they can't find ways -- they don't need to be nagged to do this or bribed to do that. "If you're with a man who puts up a fight when it comes to doing something that will bring a smile to your face, he's probably with you only for sex," explains McKeithan.


5. He loves spending time with you
You can easily spot a man in love through his attitude. "If he loves you, he wants to spend time with you, and everything you do together is a pleasure, not a chore," says McKeithan. You can be watching DVD re-runs for the tenth time on weekends, running errands together, or some other less-than-fun activities, but he still enjoys your company.


6. He is not easily annoyed by you
"Even when you break his favorite mug he is more concerned with your well being than a few shards of porcelain," reveals McKeithan. That's not to say that he's a pushover, but he is certainly not a man who is easily annoyed, angered, or agitated by the things/mistakes/accidents you do.


7. He is emotionally available
A man in love should be able to love you freely, meaning he must not be already married or engaged to another women or otherwise emotionally unavailable.

"No matter how powerful and real your feelings may be for someone, if that person cannot full and honestly return them and therefore actively love you back, these feelings mean nothing," says Behrendt. What you're getting from him is scraps and it doesn't bother him that he's short-changing you. Do you call that real love? Not to mention that he's okay with cheating. He may be in it for the sex or the thrill -- but certainly not for love.


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The link between man & god is........

Don't miss even a single word...
It's Too good

An atheist professor of philosophy speaks to his class on the problem science has with God, The Almighty.
He asks one of his new students to stand and.....

Prof:
So you believe in God?

Student:
Absolutely, sir.

Prof:
Is God good?

Student:
Sure.

Prof:
Is God all-powerful?

Student:
Yes..

Prof:
My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to God to heal him.
Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill.
But God didn't. How is this God good then? Hmm?
(Student is silent.)

Prof:
You can't answer, can you? Let's start again, young fella.
Is God good?

Student:
Yes.

Prof:
Is Satan good?

Student:
No.

Prof:
Where does Satan come from?

Student:
From....God. ..

Prof:
That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?

Student:
Yes.

Prof:
Evil is everywhere, isn't it? And God did make everything, Correct?

Student:
Yes.

Prof:
So who created evil? (Student does not answer.)

Prof:
Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness?
All these terrible things exist in the world, don't they?

Student:
Yes, sir.

Prof:
So, who created them? (Student has no answer.)

Prof:
Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you.
Tell me, son...Have you ever seen God?

Student:
No, sir.

Prof:
Tell us if you have ever heard your God?

Student:
No, sir.

Prof:
Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God?
Have you ever had any sensory perception of God for that matter?

Student:
No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.

Prof:
Yet you still believe in Him?

Student:
Yes.

Prof:
According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says your 'GOD' doesn't exist.
What do you say to that, son?

Student:
Nothing. I only have my faith.

Prof:
Yes, Faith. And that is the problem science has.

Student:
Professor, is there such a thing as heat?

Prof:
Yes.

Student:
And is there such a thing as cold?

Prof:
Yes.

Student:
No sir. There isn't.
(The lecture theatre becomes very quiet with this turn of events.)

Student:
Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat..
But we don't have anything called cold.
We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can't go any further after that.
There is no such thing as cold.
Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat.
We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy.
Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it .
(There is pin-drop silence in the lecture theatre.)

Student:
What about darkness, Professor?
Is there such a thing as darkness?

Prof:
Yes. What is night if there isn't darkness?

Student :
You're wrong again, sir.
Darkness is the absence of something.
You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light....
But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and it's called darkness, isn't it? In reality, darkness isn't.
If it were you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn't you?

Prof:
So what is the point you are making, young man?

Student:
Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.

Prof:
Flawed? Can you explain how?

Student:
Sir, you are working on the premise of duality.
You argue there is life and then there is death, a good God and a bad God.
You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure.
Sir, science can't even explain a thought..
It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one.
To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing.
Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it.
Now tell me, Professor.
Do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?

Prof:
If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.

Student:
Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The Professor shakes his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument is going.)

Student:
Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher? (The class is in uproar.)

Student:
Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor's brain?
(The class breaks out into laughter.)

Student:
Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's brain, felt it, touched or smelt it?
No one appears to have done so.
So, according to the established rules of empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says that you have no brain, sir.
With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?
(The room is silent. The professor stares at the student, his face unfathomable. )

Prof:
I guess you'll have to take them on faith, son.

Student:
That is it sir...
The link between man & god is FAITH.
That is all that keeps things moving & alive.
__________________

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this is a true story...

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Supervisor Series and Manufacturing Sales & Marketing Series

Supervisory Series

Your pathway to obtain Advanced Certificate in Manufacturing Sales & Marketing
These modules equip supervisors and managers with the supervisory training and skills
as operations professional in the manufacturing, logistics, real estate management, construction,
maintenance industry or performing technical supervisory jobs in service industry.

Every individual who completes each module will get a Statement of Attainment (SOA).

Upon completion of COP you will be able to obtain Advanced Certificate in Manufacturing Sales & Marketing
by taking another 5 of 9 modules of WSQ Advanced Certificate in Manufacturing Sales & Marketing Programme.
Graduates of WSQ Advanced Certificate in Manufacturing Sales & Marketing may gain entry to
Swinburne University of Technology, Australia Bachelor of Business (Marketing) (pending approval)


Funding Available:
*After 90% SPUR Funding
**Absentee Payroll capped at $10.00/hr
For Singaporean & PR only

Course fees:
*$363.3 for 4 modules
*$90.95 for each module
*All prices quoted are after SPUR funding for Singaporeans & PRs and inclusive of 7% GST


Course Outline

Supervise Teams at Work (24 hours)
-Relating to team members from a diverse range of backgrounds and abilities
-Assist team establishment
-Assist development of a team culture
-Assist improving team performance

Duration: 3 days (incl. assessment)
17-19 May 2010 (9am-5pm)

Supervise Work Improvement Processes (16 hours)
-Plan work improvement activities
-Implement work improvement processes
-Standardize improved work processes
-Determine the KPI for the work teams to achieve based on the work improvement activities identified

Duration: 2.5 days (incl. assessment)
20-21,26 May 2010 (9am-5pm)


Supervise Quality Procedures (16 hours)
-Plan daily quality control work activities
-Facilitate & control process quality
-Supervise the application of inspection procedures

Duration: 2.5 days (incl. assessment)
24-26 May 2010 (9am-5pm)


Supervise Workplace Safety &
Health Practices (24 hours)
-Plan and implement safe work practices
-Maintain workplace risk control measures
-Identify & communicate WSH requirements to workers in accordance with the organisational safety management system

Duration: 3 days (incl. assessment)
1, 2,7 June 2010 (9am-5pm)


Venue: 2 Bukit Merah Central #08-00
SPRING Singapore Building
Singapore 159835


Admission Criteria
This is an industry oriented programme and applicants should preferably possess the following:
GEC O levels/GCE A levels or a minimum of 2 years working experience in manufacturing industry

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Sales & Marketing Series

Your pathway to obtain WSQ Advanced Certificate in Manufacturing Sales & Marketing
These modules are designed to provide participants with the essential skills and knowledge in
manufacturing sales and marketing to achieve success in today's competitive business environment.

Every individual who completes each module will be awarded with a Statement of Attainment (SOA).
Upon completion of these 5 modules you will be able to obtain WSQ Advanced Certificate in
Manufacturing Sales & Marketing by taking 4 modules of Supervisory Series.

Graduates of WSQ Advanced Certificate in Manufacturing Sales & Marketing may gain entry to
Swinburne University of Technology, Australia-
Bachelor of Business (Marketing) (pending approval)


Funding Available:
*After 90% SPUR Funding
**Absentee Payroll capped at $10.00/hr
For Singaporean & PR only

Course fees:
*$478.85 for 5 modules; *$95.77 for each module
*All prices quoted are after SPUR funding for Singaporeans & PRs and inclusive of 7% GST

Develop Purchasing Skills & Selection of
Vendors in Manufacturing Setting (24 hours)
-The purchasing function that contributes to the achievement of an organisation's objectives
-Purchasing strategy and planning
-Source and select appropriate vendors
-The role of national and transnational organisations in influencing international purchasing

Duration: 3 days (incl. assessment)
3-4,8 June 2010 (9am-5pm)


Maximise Advertising & Promotion in Manufacturing (24 hours)
-Explore the scope of marketing communications
-Investigate the role and importance of advertising
-Assess the role of below-the-line techniques and how they are used
-Prepare an integrated promotional strategy

Duration: 3 days (incl. assessment)
9-11 June 2010 (9am-5pm)


Practise Entrepreneurship within Your Organisation (24 hours)
-Features of entrepreneurship
-Develop an idea for a viable product or service
-Present a business idea
-Plan a business enterprise
-Implement a business enterprise

Duration: 3 days (incl. assessment)
14- 16 June 2010 (9am-5pm)


Implement Profitable Marketing & Sales Strategies in Manufacturing (24 hours)
-Define the parameters of profitable marketing and sales strategies
-Profitable product strategy
-Profitable pricing strategy
-Profitable promotion strategy
-Profitable place strategy
-Develop the marketing plan

Duration: 3 days (incl. assessment)
17 ?18,21 June 2010 (9am-5pm)


Implement Sales & Customer Service in Manufacturing Business (24 hours)
-The role of sales and customer services in business
-Provide effective service to customers
-The importance for organisations of providing good service to customers
-Interact with customers

Duration: 3 days (incl. assessment)
22?24 June 2010 (9am-5pm)

Admission Criteria
This is an industry oriented programme and applicants should preferably possess the following:
GEC O levels/GCE A levels or a minimum of 2 years working experience in manufacturing industry

Venue: 2 Bukit Merah Central #08-00
SPRING Singapore Building
Singapore 159835

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Singapore Budget 2010 - CPF Changes

Here's a quick summary of the CPF changes announced during Budget Debate 2010:


- Members will be automatically included in CPF LIFE if they have $60,000 in their Retirement Account at age 65 from 2023

- The first $40,000 of a member's Special Account savings cannot be invested from 1 July 2010

- From July 2010, members can apply to increase their CPF monthly income under the Minimum Sum Scheme, if their adjusted payouts can last at least 20 years from the Draw Down Age, or at least another 5 years from the time of application, whichever ends later

- Members can transfer their CPF monies upon demise to their nominees' CPF Accounts when the CPF Nomination Scheme is refined in January 2011

- Parents would be able to nominate their disabled children to receive monthly disbursements from the parents’ CPF savings after the parents have passed on, under the new Special Needs Savings Scheme (details will be announced later)

- The Workfare Income Supplement Scheme (WIS) is being enhanced for work done from 1 January 2010. The key enhancements are that the WIS qualifying average monthly income will be increased to $1,700, up from $1,500 previously; and the maximum WIS payment will be increased from $2,400 to $2,800 a year


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