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I am Mrs. Alisa Losif and i have been suffering from ovarian cancer disease and the doctor says that i have just two days to leave. i am from (eastern Province) Russian but base in Africa Burkina Faso since eight years ago as a business woman dealing with gold exportation.

Now that i am about to end the race like this, without any family members and no child. i have $3Million US Dollars in Africa Development Bank (ADB) Burkina Faso which i instructed the bank to give it to St Andrews Missionary Home in Burkina Faso .

But my mind is not at rest because i am writing this letter now through the help of my computer beside my sick bed. i also have $4.5Million US Dollars at Ecobank here in Burkina Faso and i instructed the bank to transfer the money to the foreigner that will apply to the bank after i have gone that they should release the fund to you, but you will assure me that you will take 50% of the money and give 50% to the motherlessbabyhomes, charity homes. In your country for my heart to rest. YOU HAVE TO CONTACT THE BANK THROUGH THIS EMAIL ADDRESS: ( )

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I have the opportunity of transfering the left over funds($10million)our bank deceased customer late Richard Burson, who died on (Egypt Air Flight 990)along with his family on a plane crash below:

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Thursday, July 14, 2011

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I have a profiling amount in an excess of US$40.5M, which I seek you to accommodate for me. You will be rewarded with 40% of the total sum for your partnership. Can you handle this? As his personal assistant, I was authorized to transfer money of an American oil merchant for his last oil deal with my boss Mikhail Khodorkovsky.

The funds have since left the shores of America to a European private financial institution where the final crediting is to be carried out. While I was on the process, my boss got arrested for his involvement in politics by financing the leading and opposing political parties (the Union of Right Forces, led by Boris Nemtsov, and Yabloko, a liberal/social democratic party led by Gregor Yavlinsky), which posed as a threat to President Vladimir Putin's second Tenure as Russian president. Since then, I have placed on hold all transactions concerning this amount. You can catch more of the story on this website:


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6 Facebook Relationship Etiquette Do's & Don'ts

When we're blissfully in love, it's tempting to let our friends and family in on the happy news via Facebook or Twitter. But just like in the real world, social networks have their own set of relationship etiquette and not everything about your love life should be published for the whole world to see.

It boils down to knowing what's socially acceptable to post on your Wall. Lisa Daily, dating coach and author of the bestselling book Stop Getting Dumped, offers advice on how to use Facebook responsibly around relationships. Don't be guilty of these -- or you could find yourself being unfriended or unfollowed.

Do post appropriate couple photos
Uploading your couple pics are perfectly fine -- as long as you don't publish photos showing steamy PDA (public display of affection). "Never post a photo you wouldn't want your mom, minister, or future employer to see, because that's who's looking," says Daily.

A general rule of thumb is no kissing with your mouth open, no hands above mid thigh or anywhere near your boobs. Keep those for private viewing, otherwise you'd risk coming across as an attention seeker.

Do keep your lovey-dovey messages private
There's nothing more cringe-worthy than seeing loved-up friends constantly posting mushy "babyyy miss you soooo much" comments and declarations of undying love. If you must use social networking sites to let your other half know how you feel, stick to private messages.

"First, your friends don't really want to read your pet names and inside jokes. Second, think about why you'd want to make something personal between you and your guy so public -- are you involved in a relationship or putting on a show? Usually when someone spends a lot of time trying to convince other people what a great relationship she has, it's because she doesn't believe it herself," adds Daily.

Don't update your relationship status too early
And then there's the tricky relationship status. When should you let your friends know you're "in a relationship"? Daily thinks it's wise to wait until you've mutually decided to be exclusive before you change your Facebook status to reflect that -- for two reasons.

One: "Nothing kills a relationship faster than jumping the gun," warns Daily, so you don't want to scare your new date off with too much too soon. And two: If you announce your new relationship prematurely and should it not work out, everyone from your colleague to your first-grade ex-classmate will know about it.

Don't pretend to be single if you're not
However, if you're in a serious relationship, engaged or married, never imply you're single and available -- it can seem as though you're looking to keep your options open. "It's disrespectful to your sweetie, and unfair to anybody who gathers up the nerve to flirt with you. It's a mark of insecurity to need that constant reassurance that people are attracted to you," says Daily.

Don't be too showy
Do you know a friend in real life who can't stop gushing about how her beau got her this diamond necklace, booked that surprise romantic vacation, and how he's got the cutest accent? Well, don't be her clone in the cyber world -- or you'd be seen as though you are trying to make others jealous. "Yes, your friends, even the single ones, are happy you've found someone you really like. They just don't want to talk/hear about it 24 hours a day," says Daily.

Don't post snide comments about exes
You'll only come across as petty and immature if you use your social networking profiles to ridicule your ex -- and leave others wondering if you've really moved on. "And you just know, it's going to be forwarded. You just don't know to whom," adds Daily.


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DupeFree Pro v2 Release Date & Sneak Peek!

Good news!

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You can also check out the countdown timer we've added to the homepage to see how long is left to wait! :)

So DupeFree Pro v2 is about ready - we're just ironing a few last things out and putting together the new website and materials as we speak.

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Upon release, DFP v2 will be offered at a great discount because we are releasing it as a public beta first. So if you're looking to get the new DupeFree Pro, this will be a great opportunity to get it at a *huge* discount.

Thanks again to everyone for sticking with us over the years. I really hope DupeFree Pro v2 will meet all your expectations - we have huge plans for it!

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DupeFree Pro - Are You Duplicating Your Own Content?

Sounds crazy but it's possible you might be creating duplicates of
your own content without even knowing it.

If the Search Engines see duplicates of your pages they
automatically choose which page to rank and shove the rest in to
their supplemental index (the black hole of Search Engine traffic).

It's important you understand how to avoid duplicating your own
content so that you can stay in control of which of your pages rank
in the Search Engines.

The two main possible causes for this are:

1) Duplicate Domain URL's
2) Internal Duplicates

Duplicate Domain URL's

The Search Engines view all the following URL's as *separate* pages
even though they all actually point to the same page...

If you (or others) are linking to your site using a variety of
these different URL's you'll not only be diluting PR (Page Rank) on
your site but you also stand the chance of having your content
labelled as duplicate.

At the time of writing Google is known to be aware of this issue
and are working to solve it. However, I urge you to not leave it to
fate. Take control of the situation as soon as you can.

Fortunately the work around is very simple and only involves a
small code to be placed in to your htaccess file on your webserver
(this works on Apache servers only).

Jason Katzenback from PortalFeeder has created a YouTube video
tutorial showing the code you need and how to use it.

Check it out here:

Internal Duplicates

Are you 100% certain you do not have duplicates of your own content
within your own sites?

If you are using one of the popular free content management systems
(i.e. WordPress) your site might already be suffering from this.

For example, WordPress the popular Blog management system,
automatically creates archive and category pages on your Blog. The
default settings of WordPress result in these archive and category
pages containing duplicates of the exact same posts appearing
elsewhere in your Blog.

When Google finds all the multiple versions of your post their bot
tries to determine which page to rank and places all the rest in to
the supplemental index.

This might not sound like a major problem because one way or
another your content it still getting ranked but if it is left up
to the Search Engine bots you may not get the page *you* want to

Some content management systems create other kinds of internal
duplicates such as different formats of the same page (i.e. PDF,
text, word doc).

Perform the following Google search if you want to see how many
pages your website has in the supplemental index:

[UPDATE] the search syntax for viewing pages in the
supplemental index at Google no longer works. However, I've
found a website that shows how continue doing this:

Pages in the supplemental index are known to hardly ever get
traffic if at all. This is until they move out of the supplemental
index, however, many report this as hard to achieve.

The work around for this issue is to tell the Search Engine spiders
to ignore specific locations on your website. This will enable you
to control which pages will be indexed and ranked.

You can do this by adding the following code to a 'robots.txt' file
at the root of your website:

Disallow: /example/directory/
Disallow: /another/example/directory/
Disallow: /one/more/example/directory/

The first part 'User-agent:*' causes the following statements to
apply to all search engine bots that read the robots.txt file.

The 'Disallow: /.../' lines are where you list each directory
location on your webserver that you want the Search Engine bots to
ignore (i.e. NOT index).

So in our above example we are telling all search engine bots to
*not* index any webpage or indexable file located in the three
stated directory locations on our website.

Doing this correctly can really help you control which pages are
chosen by the SE's to rank in their results.

If you're not sure how all this works please do take the time to
understand the robots.txt properly before you implement it. Search
Google for info on robots.txt and also check out the Wikipedia page

If you are putting in all the effort required to make sure your
content is unique you really don't want to fall over at this last

I hope if you weren't aware of these potential pitfalls before that
you take the simple action necessary to ensure you don't fall
victim to self-imposed duplicate content.

Talk soon,

Michael & Steven Grzywacz
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DupeFree Pro - What Exactly Is Duplicate Content?

Duplicate content is a pretty complex subject so I thought I'd send
you some handy duplicate content tid-bits.

Hopefully these may help clear up any possible confusion you have
regarding how duplicate content is viewed through the eye's of the
Search Engines...

Code vs. Text Ratio

Do the Search Engines consider the code of your page when looking
for duplicate content?

For example, if your code is huge and the unique HTML elements on
each new page are small and few, will these pages be flagged as

Fortunately we have discovered that this is not a concern to the
Search Engines. In an interview with Vanessa Fox from Google's
Webmaster Central she clearly mentioned that Google only looks at
the content on your page and is not really interested in the code.

Navigation Elements vs. Unique Content Ratio

Navigational and page layout elements (also known as boiler plate
text) usually need to be present on every page of your website.
After all, your visitors need a way to easily navigate your site.

So if your site has a large navigation bar, plenty of header &
footer items with just a small area left for content can this
result in your pages being picked up as duplicates?

According to Google (and Yahoo! and MSN) have been
around for long enough to be familiar with website layout and so
they do recognise that permanent elements on sites are perfectly
normal. They state that the Search Engine's simply pay attention to
the "unique" areas of your pages and usually ignore the rest.

Licensed Duplicate Content

If you've obtained licensed content from another online source and
want to make it available to your visitors but avoid duplicate
content problems what should you do?

Simply use the following meta tag in your page html header:

[meta name="robots" content="noindex, follow"]

This will instruct the Search engine bot's to ignore the page but
will allow your visitors to view the page and link to it plus the
links on the page itself will also still carry value.

Duplicate Issues vs. Duplicate Penalties

With all the talk about hard-hitting duplicate content penalties
vs. lighter duplicate content indexing "issues" where do we stand?

How do we know if we've been heavily penalised for duplicate
content or have simply just had our content de-index or moved to
the supplemental index?

Penalties are usually only imposed on a domain if a fair amount of
abuse has taken place. It does happen though, even on big name

*Penalties* only really happen if hundreds or thousands of your
pages contain content from other domains and if your domain has
little to no unique content of its own.

Lack of unique content is particularly hazardous for new sites or
sites that have recently changed ownership.

At the end of the day the best thing you can do is just make every
possible attempt to provide your own original content to your
visitors. As a result you should stay clear of any severe penalties
or supplemental index issues.

The issue of duplicate content remains a relatively grey area and
is still widely debated. Either way you stand on the matter, it's
definitely something to be aware of and do your best to prevent.

I hope the above tips were useful to you.

Talk soon,

Michael & Steven Grzywacz
DupeFree Pro

Phone Handling Techniques for Payment & Debt Collections

Phone Handling Techniques for
Payment & Debt Collections
A one-day skills coaching in effective payments
and debt collection using the correct telephone
Course Fee $399
Early Bird and Group Discounts
$329 per participant for 1 person sign up
$296.10 per participant for 2 persons sign up
S279.65 per participant for 3 or more persons sign up
Course date: 27th July 2011-Wednesday
Time: 9am to 5pm
Venue: Furama RiverFront Hotel
Havelock Road
Nearest MRT: Tiong Bahru
Program Objective
To equip the participants with the necessary telephone skills & having the
right mindset in managing payment collections or debt recovery effectively.
Program outline
Introduction to payment & debt collections
-primary objectives in payment collections
-the importance of debt collections
-objectives of establishing collections
policies as well as examples of some general collection policies
How to lower your risk factors?
-having a proper credit control system and causes of delinquency in
Attributes of an effective collections staff
-what are the attributes that makes an effective collections staff.
Effective collection techniques
-general guidelines on collection techniques
Effective telephone techniques
-introduces telephone collections, communicating tips, the process of a
successful phone collection call & developing your collection POWER
Debtor profiles
-guide the participants through on the different debtor profile types &
the tell-tale signs as well as the kinds of delinquent debtors.
Stalls & objections/disputes, gatekeepers
-Examines the difference between a stall & an objection/dispute, the
different types of stalls & how to counter them & also how to get
around gatekeepers.
Why Attend?
The program is highly suitable for all staff that needs to collect payment and
debt as part of their work, participants will learn
Developing an effective telephone voice for collections
Essential listening skills in payment chasing
Preventing pitfalls when talking to customers
Managing interpersonal skills to handle difficult calls
Preparing for your AR dunning calls
Questioning techniques to handle excuses
Overcoming difficult customers and payment objections
Closing the dunning call to get commitment to pay
Identifying warning signs to reduce & prevent bad debts
Trainer's Profile, please click HERE
Please Click HERE to download the brochure cum registration form
Register Early: Fax: 6884 7640 (Registration)
Tel: 9241 4209 (Enquiries)
Email: (Enquiries or Registration)
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My daughter and I went through the McDonald's driveway window and I gave the cashier a $5 note.
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My daughter went to a Mexican takeaway and ordered a taco.
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This happened in Elizabeth S.A.


The pedestrian light on the corner beeps when it's safe to cross the street.
I was crossing with an 'intellectually challenged' co-worker of mine.
She asked if I knew what the beeper was for.
I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red..
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She is a government employee in Adelaide P.O.


When my husband and I arrived at a car dealership to pick up our car after a service, we were told the keys had been locked in it.
We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver’s side door.
As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked.
‘Hey,' I announced to the technician, 'its open!'
His reply, 'I know. I already did that side.'

STAY ALERT! They walk among us...

A Personal Message from Friendster's CEO

Dear fellow Friendster members,

As many of you may know, Friendster announced that it is re-launching itself as a social gaming portal and launched a beta version of the new Friendster a couple of weeks ago. The beta version was well received. I am pleased to announce that the new Friendster is going live thereby enabling all our users to login to the new Friendster using your existing Friendster username and password.

Friendster has touched the lives of many. Since MOL, the company I founded acquired Friendster in early last year; many people have come up to me to tell me how Friendster has changed their lives. Many have told me that they have found their life partners over Friendster. Just last week, a successful Internet entrepreneur in Singapore told me that her success was triggered by promoting her business on Friendster. Friendster pioneered social networking and ignited the social media industry that has created billion dollar companies such as Facebook and Twitter, companies that may not have existed in their present form if not for Friendster's early innovation.

Today, Friendster is in a unique position to take advantage on the growth of social gaming. Through its relationship with MOL, which has a 10 year history in working with gaming companies, Friendster has both the experience and track record to make innovations in this space.

Today, as Friendster reinvents itself as a social gaming destination that enables its users to create multiple avatars, play games and enjoy rewards; I hope that all of you will wish us luck and continue to support us in our new reincarnation. The new Friendster is not perfect and we will continue to add new games and features such as localization and rewards over the next few months. Our team is working hard on adding these features and welcomes your suggestions and comments on how we can better serve your needs as a social gaming and entertainment destination.

I would like to take this opportunity to thank all of you for your support and hope that all of you will enjoy the new Friendster as Friendster continues to innovate to serve and entertain you better.

Yours truly,
Ganesh Kumar Bangah
Chief Executive Officer

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Tuesday, July 12, 2011

NS Portal is turning 10. Have a Ben & Jerry's ice-cream on us!

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4.Voucher is only valid on 22nd July 2011 between 12pm – 2pm.
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Study Overseas at Renowned Hospitality Institutions and many more

Come and discover what the international hospitality industry can offer you by joining us for our upcoming regional seminar in Singapore on Saturday June 18th at 3:00~7:00pm. Concurrently, you can also meet other UK, US and Australia Uni and Collleges at AS International Education Fair. For more details, click here
Join us at the Suntec Convention Centre (Level 3 MR 306) so you can discover for yourself what the international world of hospitality has to offer.

Fast Track Your International Career!
Preparing Now Means Opportunity for the Future!
This informative and personalized session will answer any questions you may have about our programs and assist you in making a decision about your future study options. It will help you take the first steps towards your international career in one of the leading hospitality management institutions.
With institutions in Switzerland, Spain, Australian, and the United States, our Educational Counsellors are available to help find the best program and destination for you.

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Please confirm your attendance as there are limited places at our events. We look forward to meeting you in person!
Educational Counsellor
Phone: 6100 9800

source: www.OverseasEducation.SG


Yesterday evening the TekkTonix server experienced 3 hours of
downtime due to an urgent server migration we had to perform.

If you tried to access the Easy Popover Generator website
yesterday, and got a "page not found" error, this was the reason
behind it.

Please accept my apologies for any inconvenience caused by this,
but the good news is we are now on a much more solid and stable
server :-)

Due to this unexpected downtime, I've decided to extend the
discount coupon code for you (which was due to expire tonight).

So, if you were thinking of getting the Easy Popover Generator, you
now have another 3 days (until Friday) to get the EPG for only $27
which is a whopping 70% off the full value price of $97!

Simply use the coupon code "EPGDFPV170" during the checkout:

Thank you to everyone for your kind comments about the Easy Popover
Generator, and to those who have already joined :-)



Tuesday, July 5, 2011

Western Union Customer - spam

spam email received...

Dear Western Union Customer,

You have been awarded with the sum of $50,000 USD by our office, as one of our customers who use Western Union in their daily business transaction. This award was been selected through the internet, where your e-mail address was indicated and notified. Please provide Mr. Gary Epps with the following details listed below so that your fund will be remited to you through Western Union.

1. Name:______
2. Address________
3. Country:_______
4. Phone Number____
5. Occupation:________
6. Sex:_________________
7. Age___________________

Mr.Gary Epps
As soon as these details are received and verified, your fund will be transferred to you.

DupeFree Pro

received this email updates on the software...


Mike from DupeFree Pro here.

Just want to quickly update you on DupeFree Pro v2, as well give you a very special deal on a new product of ours as a way of saying "thank you" for being part of DupeFree Pro v1 :-)

First of all, the private beta for DFP v2 has been going very well. The software is looking great and I'm excited to say we are extremely close to the first public release. It's literally about a week or two away now, so keep a look out for an email announcing it soon!

DupeFree Pro is our core business focus these days and the journey has been quite a ride since we first started giving out DFP v1 about 4 years ago. Some of you have been with us all this time and others are still joining now. But no matter how long you've been with us, we are extremely grateful for you being part of DFP.

And so before v2 relinquishes v1 to the archives, I'd like to give you a very special offer on a new product we just released as a way of saying "thank you" for being part of DFP v1...

We've been working on a smaller side project called the Easy Popover Generator. It's actually something that, again, we had made for ourselves and found it really useful so we decided to flesh it out and turn it in to a product.

The Easy Popover Generator makes creating customized popovers for your websites "point and click simple". It really makes the whole process a breeze and actually kinda fun!

I'd like to give you the chance to get it at a hugely discounted price - only $27 which is a whopping 70% off the full value price of $97!!

Simply use this coupon code in the checkout: EPGDFPV170

Please don't share this coupon though, it's a special deal just for you.

You can check out the Easy Popover Generator here:

Also, as I can't have this coupon getting loose online forever, the coupon code will expire on the 7th of June (next Tuesday). So definitely check it out before then.

Even if it's not something you're interested in please do check out the website and let me know what you think. Especially the video, I had a musician make the music for it and I think it's great! The video is near the top of the homepage:

Anyway, thanks again for being part of DFP v1. It means a lot to us and hopefully when v2 is released in a week or two, it'll be a welcome update for you! :-)


P.S. Go check out my new product, the "Easy Popover Generator", and let me know what you think:

If you like it, use the coupon code "EPGDFPV170" before the 7th of June (next Tuesday) to get 70% off!!