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Friday, October 31, 2008

Check ur birthdate and find out wat u belong to...

LOOK UP YOUR BIRTHDAY AND SEE WHAT YOU ARE.

Scroll down to see what it says about you.

January 01 - 09 ~ Ass
January 10 - 24 ~ Slug
January 25 - 31 ~ Cockroach
February 01 - 05 ~ Parasite
February 06 - 14 ~ Bullfrog
February 15 - 21 ~ Skunk
February 22 - 28 ~ Snake
March 01 - 12 ~ Ape
March 13 - 15 ~ Cockroach
March 16 - 23 ~ Slug
March 24 - 31 ~ Parasite

April 01 - 03 ~ Ass
April 04 - 14 ~ Snake
April 15 - 26 ~ Slug
April 27 - 30 ~ Skunk
May 01 - 13 ~ Slug
May 14 - 21 ~ Bullfrog
May 22 - 31 ~ Cockroach
June 01 - 03 ~ Slug
June 04 - 14 ~ Skunk
June 15 - 20 ~ Ass
June 21 - 24 ~ Ape
June 25 - 30 ~ Parasite

July 01 - 09 ~ Slug
July 10 - 15 ~ Ass
July 16 - 26 ~ Bullfrog
July 27 - 31 ~ Parasite
August 01 - 15 ~ Ape
August 16 - 25 ~ Slug
August 26 - 31 ~ Skunk
September 01 - 14 ~ Bullfrog
September 15 - 27 ~ Parasite
September 28 - 30 ~ Ass

October 01 - 15 ~ Ape
October 16 - 27 ~ Skunk
October 28 - 31 ~ Snake
November 01 - 16 ~Cockroach
November 17 - 30 ~Parasite
December 01 - 16 ~ Ass
December 17 - 25 ~ Ape
December 26 - 31 ~ Bullfrog



If you are an Ass : A very loyal and sweet person. Your loyalty can never be doubted. You are quite honest and sincere when it comes to your attitude towards working. You are a very simple person, indeed. Absolutely hassle free, humble, and down-to-earth!! That explains the reason why your friends cling on to you! You have a good taste for clothes. If your wardrobe is not updated with what is trendy, you sure are depressed. Popular and easy-going. You have a little group of dignified friends, a! ll of them being quality-personified.

If you are a Slug : Always up to some sort of a mischief! The mischievous gleam in your eyes is what makes you so cute and attractive to everyone. You are an extremely fun-to-be-with kind of person. No wonder people seek your company and look forward to include you for all get-together's. However, you are sensitive which is a drawback. People need to select their words while talking to you. If someone tries to fiddle around and play with words while dealing with you, it is enough to invite your wrath. God bless the person then!

If you are a Cockroach : Quite contradictory to your name, you are a peace loving person.! You best try to avoid a situation wherein you are required to fight. An outdoor person, you dislike sitting at one place for a long duration. You are a born leader, and have it in you how to tactfully derive work from people. You love being loved and when you receive your share of limelight from someone, you are all theirs!!!! Well, well... Hence some people could even take an advantage, flatter you to the maximum and get their work done. So be careful.....

If you are a Parasite : An extremely lovable, adorable person, sometimes shy, with a passion for quick wit.. At times, you prefer quietness. You love exploring various things and going into depth of each thing. Under normal circumstances you're cool but when given a reason to, you are like a volcano waiting to erupt. You're a fashion bird. People look forward to you as an icon associated with fashion. Basically, you mingle along freely but don't like talking much to strangers. People feel very easy in your company. You observe care in choosing your friends.

If you are a Skunk : You are near to perfect and nice at heart. The examples of your kindness are always circulated in groups of people. You, too, love peace. You wouldn't like to retaliate even to a person who is in the wrong.. You are loved due to this. You do not wish to talk behind one's back. People love the way you always treat them. You can give, give, and give love, and the best part is that you do not expect it back in return.. You are generous enough. Seeing things in a practical light is w! hat remains the best trait of you guys.

If you are a Bullfrog: You symbolize a very happy-go-lucky approach in life. Whatever the surroundings may be, grim or cheerful, you remain unaffected. In fact, you spread cheer wherever you go. You are the leader of your group of friends and good at consoling people in their times of need. You dislike hypocrisy and tend to shirk away from hypocrites. ! They can never be in your good books, no matter what. You are very methodical and organized in your work. No amount of mess, hence, can ever encompass you. Beware, it is easy for you to fall in love....

If you are a Snake : You are mysterious. You are someone who can handle pressure with ease, and can handle any atmosphere without going berserk. You can be mean at times, and love to gossip with your selected group. Very prim and proper. You like all situations and things to be in the way you desire, which, sometimes is not possible.. As a result, yo u may lose out in some relationships. But otherwise, you love to help people out from difficult and tight spots when they really need you.

If you are an Ape : Very impatient and hyper!!! You want things to be done as quick as possible.. At heart, you are quite simple and love if you are the center of attraction. That way, you people are unique. You would like to keep yourself safe from all the angles. Shall your name be dragged or featured in any sort of a controversy, you then go all panicky.. Therefore, you take your precautions from the very beginning. When you foresee anything wrong, your sixth sense is what saves you from falling in traps. Quite a money minded bunch you people are!!

Magic in Windows. (Try it, no gimmicks)

MAGIC #1

An Indian discovered that nobody can create a FOLDER anywhere on the Computer which can be named as 'CON'.
This is something pretty Cool and Unbelievable.. At Microsoft the whole Team, couldn't answer why this happened.
TRY IT NOW ,IT WILL NOT CREATE ' CON ' FOLDER


MAGIC #2

For those of you using Windows, do the following:
1.) Open an empty notepad file
2.) Type 'Bush hid the facts' (without the quotes)
3.) Save it as whatever you want.
4.) Close it, and re-open it.

Is it just a really weird bug?
<畂桳栠摩琠敨映捡獴>


MAGIC #3

Microsoft crazy facts

This is something pretty cool and neat and unbelievable.
At Microsoft the whole Team, including Bill Gates, couldn't answer why this happened too. It was discovered by a Brazilian. Try it out yourself:

Open Microsoft Word and type

=rand (200, 99)

And then press ENTER

Then see the magic.

Ghost story - Tall office buildings at CBD area

Prior to joining a new company, this guy A was working at boat quayarea.In those tall building offices like UOB and such. His office was quitehigh up the level at least 30 and above. Normally he will have to stayback for OT and in the evening, all the lifts will be stopped due tosecurity reasons. Whenever he wanted to leave, he will need to call theold security uncle to activate the lift from ground floor to his level.Then the uncle will send the lift up.

After sometime, he left the company and joined another place where hisoffice also very high up in the building. Hence if do OT, also need tocall uncle to send lift up. Then it came the day that he ' s working OTfor the first time at the new place. He stayed back till 12 plus am andWhen he ' s about to leave, he called the security uncle to send the liftup. After packing up he went to the lobby to wait for the lift.

He waited and waited. 10 mins passed, Lift not up. He waited for another10 mins and call the security uncle. S denotes security here.

A: Hello Uncle ah, have you send the lift up?
S: Yeah sent liao.
A: No leh I been waiting for 20 mins liao leh
S: No meh? okie okie I send again.

Another 5 minutes went by. No lift came up. The guy got worried. He's the last person to leave and there ' s no one around. He called the uncleon his handphone again.

A: Er... Uncle ah, you sure you sent the lift up?
S: Yeah I sent it up twice liao leh.
A: But I saw the lifts all on the first floor leh!
S: Aiyoh. Nevermind. I take the lift up and look for you.

Again, A waited. 5 minutes passed but none of the lift are moving. Then suddenly, his hp ring. The uncle voice was on the other side of the linesounding very weird.

S: Where are you? I am here. But I cannot find you.

All this while A was staring at the display of the lifts.
All at level 1.... and the uncle is here.... shit something is not right.

A straight away chiong to the stairs and dashed down the building...When he reached ground level, he chiong to the security counter and he found out that....


.....
.....
.....



He had actually called the old security uncle in the building of his excompany and not the security uncle of his new office -_- He work tillseh liao and was damn blur. Feeling very pai seh, he also never callback to explain to the security uncle from the building of his excompany.

Discount coupon for Borders bookstores in Singapore

if u intend to buy books at Borders, here's the discount coupon to print...
Valid till 13 November 2008.

http://email.borders.com.au/sg/2008/20081031/ak3/coupon-01-sg.asp

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Consumer Advisory - AVA Update on products detected to contain Melamine

Hi all

AVA has detected melamine contamination in 16 China-made products and 17 biscuit products from Malaysia .

Click here to find out more.

Sunday, October 26, 2008

Tomato Garden

An old man who was an Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his
annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.

His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

Dear Vincent, I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won ' t be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I ' m just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days!

Love, Papa



A few days later he received a letter from his son.

Dear Pop, Don ' t dig up that garden. That ' s where the bodies are buried.

Love, Vinnie



The next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.
That same day the old man received another letter from his son.


Dear Pop,

Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That ' s the best that I could do under the circumstances.

Love you,
Vinnie

SERIOUS WARNING!!!! OnOREO biscuits - for OREO loverS!




Looks like from China again...

After seeing, head felt itching!
Whenever eating biscuit that got sugar/cream in the middle, we must be extra carefully
When opened and turned....got Maggot inside....
Whenever eat everything, better check it first, last Two-Day XD was reading book on bed, suddenly she heard noisy in the room Her roommate just bought OREO biscuit with chocolate taste from 7-11, before she bite it, she saw something strange in the middle cream, got
many small holes with white color , she thought it's impossible that OREO got new product with new taste? Is it the sugar? But how come it's looked like this?



Then she took the pack


It's correct, chocolate taste, not white chocolate and there's no fruit added in it.
Expired? Still long time
The pack still very good

Is it possible, the look is awful but actually the taste is yummy?
Finally she opened the biscuit (Sorry for my trembling hand)



Full of white small holes, look like the spoiled eggs as maggot's nest, so disgusting....luckily my friend's eyesight is sharp, how if she has bite it?
then we investigate via internet and we found it

OMG.....actually there's victim on January, and after passing ½ year, we still find same product?
Later, at midnight my friend bring 2 biscuit along with its pack return to the 7-11 shop But the white spots have disappear, it's been dissolved into the cream
Quickly, my friend opened the pack and took out another 1 biscuit again, opened and there's full of that disgusting thing
Luckily the shop staff was willing to give the money back, but don't know when the goods will be wiped out from their rack (maybe the staff who in charge in the midnight shift are busier)

He gave us the reason is: the goods are import product, probably there's problem during the process of shipment

OMG, one of the giant companies with the huge advertisement, why such problem can happens?

How is the OREO production company? Last ½ year the same problem has happened. There's no reason for them to not improving the quality of their products?

For all friend who like to consume OREO biscuit, before bite it, hope to open your eyes widely to see beforehand.

THINGS YOU NEVER KNEW YOUR CELLPHONE COULD DO

Something to learn about...
THINGS YOU NEVER KNEW YOUR CELLPHONE COULD DO...

There are a few things that can be done in times of grave emergencies.
Your mobile phone can actually be a life saver or an emergency tool for survival.

Check out the things that you can do with it: -


*EMERGENCY*

*I*
*The Emergency Number worldwide for **Mobile** is 112.*
If you find yourself out of coverage area of your mobile network and there is an emergency, dial 112 and the mobile will search any existing network to establish the emergency number for you, and interestingly this number 112 can be dialed even if the keypad is locked.
**Try it out.**


*II*
*Have you locked your keys in the car? Does you car have remote keys?*
This may come in handy someday. Good reason to own a cell phone:
If you lock your keys in the car and the spare keys are at home, call someone at home on their cell phone from your cell phone. Hold your cell phone about a foot from your car door and have the person at your home press the unlock button, holding it near the mobile phone on their end. Your car will unlock. Saves someone from having to drive your keys to you. Distance is no object. You could be hundreds of miles away, and if you can reach someone who has the other "remote" for your
car, you can unlock the doors (or the trunk).
Editor's Note: *It works fine! We tried it out and it unlocked our car over a cell phone!"*


*III*
Hidden Battery power
Imagine your cell battery is very low, you are expecting an important call and you don't have a charger. Nokia instrument comes with a reserve battery. To activate, press the keys *3370# Your cell will restart with this reserve and the instrument will show a 50% increase in battery. This reserve will get charged when you charge your cell next time.


AND


*IV*
How to disable a STOLEN mobile phone?
To check your Mobile phone's serial number, key in the following digits on your phone:
* # 0 6 #
A 15 digit code will appear on the screen. This number is unique to your handset. Write it down and keep it somewhere safe. When your phone gets stolen, you can
phone your service provider and give them this code. They will then be able to block your handset so even if the thief changes the SIM card, your phone will be totally useless. You probably won't get your phone back, but at least you know that whoever stole it can't use/sell it either. If everybody does this, there would be no point in
people stealing mobile phones.

Monday, October 20, 2008

Funny girl

I knew a girl that was so stupid that....... she called me to get my phone number.

she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said 'concentrate.'


she put lipstick on her forehead wanted to make up her mind.


she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.


she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.


she tried to drown a fish.


she thought a quarterback was a refund.



she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.


she tripped over a cordless phone.


she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.


she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.


she studied for a blood test.


she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.



when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.


when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.


when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said 'Airport Left' she turned around and went home.

Ah Beng, you want peanuts boh?

Ah Beng is a bus driver; one day got this old folks home 'pao' his bus for a day trip to Pulau Ketam.

Sitting right behind the driver's seat is Grandma Sue and from his
rear mirror Ah Beng can see that Grandma Sue is happily munching away.

In the middle of the road trip, Grandma Sue tapped Ah Beng on his
shoulder and asked him...

Grandma: 'Ah Beng ah! You want peanuts boh? Grandma treat you eat peanut ai mai?'
Ah Beng: 'Tenkiu ah ma... yes I want!'

Then Ah Beng also happy happy munching peanuts... about 20 minutes down the road, Grandma Sue asked Ah Beng again...

Grandma: 'Ah Beng ah! You want peanuts boh? Grandma treat you eat peanut ai mai?'
Ah Beng: 'Tenkiu ah ma ... yes I wan! t!'

To make the story short, this goes on for a few more times then Ah
Beng finally asks Grandma Sue...

Ah Beng: 'Ah ma ah ... you dont eat peanuts one meh?'
Grandma: 'No... no eat! Ah ma boh teeth la!'
Ah Beng: 'Aiks! Boh teeth then why ah ma buy peanuts leh?'
Grandma: 'No choice leh! Just now that 7-11 is out of chocolate so ah ma kena buy this peanut chocolate lor! Ah ma lick the chocolate around the peanut and the peanut give you eat lor!'

Happy Life

"The happiest people in the world are not those who have no problems, but those who learn to live with things that are less than perfect."

A group of graduates, highly established in their careers, got together to visit their old university professor. Conversation soon turned into complaints about stress in work and life.

Offering his guests coffee, the professor went to the kitchen and returned with a large pot of coffee and an assortment of cups - porcelain, plastic, glass, crystal, some plain looking, some expensive, some exquisite - telling them to help themselves to the coffee.

When all the students had a cup of coffee, the professor said:
"If you noticed, all the nice looking expensive cups were taken up, leaving behind the simple and cheap ones. While it is normal or you to want only the best for yourselves, that is the source of your problems and stress.
Be assured that the cup itself adds no quality to the coffee.
In most cases, it is just more expensive and in some cases even hides what we drink.
What all of you really wanted was coffee, not the cup, but you consciously went for the best cups... Then you began eyeing each other's cups."

Now consider this:

"Life is the coffee; the jobs, money and position in society are the cups.
They are just tools to hold and contain Life, and the type of cup we have does not define, nor change the quality of Life we live.
Sometimes, by concentrating on the cup, we fail to enjoy the coffee.
Enjoy your coffee!."


The happiest people don't have the best of everything.
They just make the best of everything.

1. Live simply.
2. Love generously.
3. Care deeply.
4. Speak kindly.

woman

Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply.
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.'

So ... if you give her crap, you will get a bucket full of shit!

Durian Joke

Appetizer before your maincourse...... Just for laugh!

Ah Beng was on a motorbike with Ah Lian after a durian shopping trip.

Ah Lian was holding on to 2 big bags of durians when they rode over a hump, Ah Beng heard a loud bang. He asked Ah Lian: 'Lewlian wu kalau boh?(durians got dropped or not?).'
Ah Lian shouted: 'boh kalau lah!'

So Ah Beng continued with the journey. When they reached home, Ah Beng got down from his motobike and was shocked to see that Ah Lian was not wearing a helmet.
He asked Ah Lian: 'Where is your helmet?'
Ah Lian was very angry and replied: 'Just now I already told you 'boh kalau' (helmet drop)!'

How smart is your right foot?

JUST TRY IT

THIS IS EXCELLENT :) YOU'LL HAVE A GOOD LAUGH AT YOURSELF!!

How smart is Your Right Foot?
Just try this. It is from an orthopedic surgeon............ This will boggle your mind and you will keep trying over and over again to see if you can outsmart your foot, but, you can't. It's preprogrammed in your brain!

1. While sitting where you are at your desk in front of your computer, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.

2. Now, while doing this, draw the number '6' in the air with your right Hand. Your foot will change direction.

I told you so!!! And there's nothing you can do about it! You and I both know how stupid it is, but before the day is done you are going to try it again, if you've not already done so.

Chinese joke about teacher & student

老师问学生:人生自古谁无死...你接下一句!

学生答:人生自古谁无屎,有谁大便不用纸!

老师很生气.叫学生罚站.

隔年,老师又问回同样的问题...学生回答
他答:人生自古谁无屎,有谁大便不用纸.若君不用卫生纸,除非你是用手指.

老师很生气,又叫学生罚站!老师看见窗外下着雪,就遗憾的说:

天上下雪不下雨,雪到地上变成雨.雪变雨来多麻烦,
为何当初不下雨...

学生又回复老师:老师吃饭不吃屎,饭到肚里变成屎.饭变屎来多麻烦,为何当初不吃屎...

老师当场晕倒!!!

OMG it is so romantic

So it was their 7th month anniversary and the girl calls her boyfriend:

-Girl:
I love you.


- Boy:
Yeah I know everyone does!


-Girl:
Really?


- Boy:
Yeah...everyone of my friends that are girls tell me that everyday.


- Girl:
Oh...but am I only your friend?


- Boy:
No...you're my girlfriend...why?


- Girl:
So when I say I love you I really do mean it.


- Boy:
Yeah I know you do mean it....its just that you dont need to tell me that you love me anymore cuz I know you love me since the day we been together and i love you more each and everyday.


- Girl:
..........


- Boy:
So wanna go somewhere tonight for our 7th month anniversary?


- Girl:
Yeah...where?


- Boy:
I dont know...maybe movie then dinner?


-Girl:
Ok.


- Boy:
Ill pick you up after I get off and get ready ok?


- Girl:
Ok. What time do you get off?


- Boy: In 2 hours and then I gotta go home and yeah get ready which takes about 15-20 minutes...


-Girl:
hey...I thought you didnt have work today...


- Boy:
One of my co-workers called in sick.


- Girl:
Oh okay! So sill see you around 7:30 then?


- Boy:
Yeah! and babe?


- Girl:
Yeah?


- Boy:
I love you.


- Girl:
I love you too!


- Boy:
Ok my manager is like looking at me so yeah.... i gotta go.


- Girl:
Ok bye.


- Boy:
Bye..


*******************************************************


2 hours later...


The guy drives to his girlfriends house and walks up to the door and rings the doorbell....


- Girl:
Hey!(gives a kiss to her boyfriend)


- Boy:
Wadssup.....you ready?


- Girl:
Um...wait...let me get my bag and we can go ok?


- Boy:
Ok.


They both watched a movie and ate dinner...once they were done eating, they headed back to the car but before she got into the car.......


- Boy:
Wait! Can I blindfold you?


- Girl:
Why??!?


- Boy:
Its a surprise.


- Girl:
What kinda surprise??


- Boy:
A big one.


- Girl:
Okay but only if you promise me tat you will hold my hand while we're driving...


- Boy:
I promise.


- Girl:
Ok blindfold me.....


So they drove off.........and then they stopped....


- Boy:
Ok we're here!!


-Girl:
Where??


- Boy:
Wait let me walk you to the place!


- Girl:
What place??


- Boy:
Somewhere!(and gives a kiss to her on the lips..)


- Girl:
Baby!...


The boy walks her to the place....


- Boy:
Ok...let me take the blindfold off.


- Girl:
Where are we??


He takes it off her and she opens her eyes and sees the view of the city and at tat same spot.....that's where he first asked her to be his girlfriend......


- Girl:
Omg...!(tears come down)


- Boy:
Why are you crying?


- Girl:
This is where you first asked me out...


- Boy:
What are you doing the rest of your life? (he asked on his knees and after he says that...behind him...in the air it says 'Will you marry me?' in fireworks)


- Girl:
(tears come down faster)


- Boy:
I wasnt at work when you called me...I was planning this whole thing!


- Girl:
Get up!


- Boy:
Yeah?


- Girl:
(kisses him)


- Boy:
Is that a yes or a no?


- Girl:
Yes.

A Slice of Life - Enjoy The Coffee - (24 September 2008)



Source: http://www.938live.sg/MCR/938LIVE/Common/Channel%20Info/eNewsletter/A%20Slice%20of%20Life/Sep08/24September2008.htm

MUTHU's jokes

MUTHU & THE INTERVIEWER
Interviewer : What is your birth date?
Muthu : 13th October
Interviewer : Which year?
Muthu : ... EVERY YEAR

MUTHU & HIS MANAGER
Manager asked to Muthu at an interview....
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Muthu replied: P-O-S-T-B-O- X

MUTHU & LONDON TRIP
After returning back from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife : No! Why?
Muthu : In London , a lady asked me, 'Are you a foreigner?'.. that's why ...
Wife : SHOCKED!

MUTHU & TOURIST
One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Muthu whether any great man born in this village or not .. and Muthu said .. 'No sir, only babies were born here .. '

MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENT
Muthu was doing experiment with cockroach. First he cut it's one leg and told WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked.
Then he cut it's second leg and told the same. Cockroach walked. Then cut the third leg and did the same. At last he cut it's fourth leg and ordered it walk! But cockroach didn't walk.
Suddenly Muthu said loudly, 'I found it. If we cut cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf.
Muthu become a saint!

MUTHU & DRIVER
When Muthu was travelling with his wife in a motorised tricycle, the driver adjusted mirror. Muthu shouted, 'You are trying to see my wife ?
Sit back. I will drive.

MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL
Muthu went in a hotel. To wash hands he went to the washbasin. There he started washing the basin. Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing. Muthu pointed towards the board ' WASH BASIN '

MUTHU & INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART
Interviewer : Just imagine your in 20th floor in a building, it caught fire and how will you escape ?
Muthu : It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination .. :)


Oh .. i forgot . the funniest part ..
On a political rally Muthu was arrested. Why ????????????
Because, a woman journalist walking with a badge wrote 'PRESS' on her right chest ... and he did it !

never ever shake a baby..

December 4th, 2007, Jessica Sherwood had to do something no mother should ever have to do.

At 2:29 pm Jessica made a very tough, but the right decision to take her little 3 month old daughter off life support In memory of little London Marie, i thought id start a little forward..Jessica had a message that i want every one to know..

This is what Jessica said:

"If anyone has kids, make sure that you keep them with you the whole time. Don't give then to anyone that you don't trust. Trust me, I thought that I trusted Josh. But now as of December 4, 2007 at 2:29 AM, she is gone. My one & only baby . & He is going to pay FOREVER, even if he gets out of jail scott free, he will be dead no matter what. & To all my friends that know London , I am very angry & upset that I lost the love of my life, my babygirl. She died on her three month birthday ...

London had six fractured ribs, both of her legs were fracture, & her brain was so damaged that if she were to live she would be a vegetable
So I did what was right & what was best for her & took her off life support

That's what you call Shaken Baby Sydrome [SBS]"

For those of you who dont know what Shaken Baby Syndrome check out the facts ;

-Shaking, jerking and jolting can cause blood vessels in the head to tear or burst.

Shaken Baby Syndrome is the shaking of an infant or child by the arms, legs, or shoulders with or without impact of the head..

This trauma can result in bleeding and brain injury with no outward signs of abuse

Often frustrated caregivers feel that shaking a baby or small child is a harmless way to make the child stop crying. However, a baby's brain and blood vessels are vulnerable to whiplash motions, such as shaking, jerking, jolting, and impact.

The neck muscles of an infant or small child are weak, so the child's head is relatively heavy and the neck cannot support the stress of shaking or impact

-Shaking a very young child, with or without impact of the head, can cause irreversible brain damage, blindness, cerebral palsy, hearing loss, spinal cord injury, seizures, learning disabilities, and even death.

It is tragic that healthy, intelligent babies are suffering these disabilities simply because their caregivers don't know about the dangers associated with Shaken Baby Syndrome

An estimated 1,200 to 1,400 cases of Shaken Baby Syndrome (SBS) occur each year in the United States ..

Only 1 out of 4 babies dies of Shaken Baby Syndrome

HOWEVER, the other three babies will need ongoing medical attention for the rest of their short lifespans

All women need girlfriends

This is very true and good.....

A young wife sat on a sofa on a hot humidday, drinking iced tea and visiting with her Mother.

As they talked about life, about marriage, about the responsibilities of life and the obligations of adulthood, the mother clinked the ice cubes in her glass thoughtfully and turned a clear, sober glance upon her daughter,

"Don't forget your girlfriends," she advised, swirling the tea leaves to the bottom of her glass.

"They'll be more important as you get older. No matter how much you love your husband, no matter how much you love the children you'll have, you are still going to need girlfriends.

Remember to go places with them now and then; do things with them. And remember that girlfriends are not only your friends, but your sisters, our daughters, and other relatives too. You'll need other women. Women always do."

'What a funny piece of advice,' the young woman thought. 'Haven't I just gotten married? Haven't I just joined the couple-world? I'm now a married woman, for goodness sake, a grown-up, not a young girl who needs
girlfriends! Surely my husband and the family we'll start will be all I need to make my life worthwhile!'

But she listened to her Mother; she kept contact with her girlfriends and made more each year. As the years tumbled by, one after another, she gradually came to understand that her Mom really knew what she was talking about. As time and nature work their changes and their mysteries upon a woman, girlfriends are the mainstays of her life.

After 50 years of living in this world, here is what she learned:

Time passes.
Life happens.
Distance separates.
Children grow up.
Love waxes and wanes.
Heart breaks.
Careers end.
Jobs come and go.
Parents die.
Colleagues forget favors.
Men don't call when they say they will.

BUT girlfriends are there, no matter how much time and how many miles are between you. A girlfriend is never farther away than needing her can reach.
When you have to walk that lonesome valley and you have to walk it for yourself, your girlfriends will be on the valley's rim, cheering you on, praying for you, pulling for you, intervening on your behalf, and waiting
with open arms at the valley's end.

Sometimes, they will even break the rules and walk beside you. Or come in and carry you out.

The world wouldn't be the same without them.

When we began this adventure called womanhood, we had no idea of the incredible joys or sorrows that lay ahead. Nor did we know how much we would need each other.

Every day, we need each other still.

CANCEROUS FOODS / PRODUCTS

INSTANT NOODLES

Dear instant noodle lovers,

Make sure you break for at least 3 days after one session of instant
noodles before you eat your next packet! Please read the info shared to
me by a doctor. My family stopped eating instant noodles more than 5 years
ago after hearing about the wax coating the noodles - the wax is not just
in the Styrofoam containers but it coats the noodles. This is why the
instant noodles do not stick to each other when cooking.


If one were to examine the ordinary Chinese yellow noodles in the market,
one will notice that, in their uncooked state the noodles are oily. This
layer of oil prevents the noodles from sticking together.


Wanton noodles in their uncooked state have been dusted with flour to
prevent them sticking together. When the hawker cooks the noodles, notice
he cooks them in hot water and then rinses them in cold water before
cooking them in hot water again. This process is repeated several times
before the noodles are ready to be served. The cooking and rinsing process
prevents noodles from sticking together.


The hawker then "lowers the noodles in oil and sauce to prevent the
noodles from sticking if they are to be served dry. Cooking instructions
for spaghetti require oil or butter to be added in the water when boiling
the spaghetti to prevent the pasta from sticking together. Otherwise, one
gets a big clump of spaghetti!


There was an SBC (now TCS) actor some years ago, who at a busy time of his
career had no time to cook, resorted to eating instant noodles everyday.
He got cancer later on. His doctor told him about the wax in instant
noodles. The doctor told him that our body will need up to 2 days to clear
the wax. There was also an SIA steward who after moving out from his
mother's house into his own house, did not cook but ate instant noodles
almost every meal. He had cancer, and has since died from it.


Nowadays the instant noodles are referred as " cancer noodles".

SATAY LOVERS(BARBECUE)

If you all eat Satay, don't ever forget to eat the cucumber, because
eating Satay together with carbon after barbequing can cause cancer.

But we have a cure for that... Cucumber should be eaten after we eat
the Satay because Satay has carcinogen (a cancer causing element) but
cucumber is anti-carcinogenic. So don't forget to eat the cucumber the
next time you have Satay's.

PRAWNS (SUGPO) & VITAMIN C

DO NOTeat shrimp / prawn if you have just taken VITAMIN C pills!!

This will cause you to DIE in ARSENIC (As) toxication within HOURS!!

PORK AWARENESS

Try this and see whether the pork you bought has worms. There goes
with your "Bak Kut Teh" for those who love it. Most men love to eat this
so watch out before it's too late. If you pours Coke (yes, the soda) on a
slab of pork, wait a little while, you will SEE WORMS crawl out of it. A
message from the Health Corporation of Singaporeabout the bad effects of
pork consumption. Pig's bodies contain MANY TOXINS, WORM and LATENT
DISEASES.

Although some of these infestations are harboured in other animals,
modern veterinarians say that pigs are far MORE PREDISPOSED to these
illnesses than other animals. This could be because PIGS like to SCAVENGE
and will eat ANY kind of food, INCLUDING dead insects, worms, rotting
carcasses, excreta including their own, garbage, and other pigs. INFLUENZA
(flu) is one of the MOST famous illnesses which pigs share with humans.
This illness is harboured in the LUNGS of pigs during the summer months
and tends to affect pigs and human in the cooler months.

Sausage contains bits of pigs' lungs, so those who EAT pork sausage
tend to SUFFER MORE during EPIDEMICS of INFLUENZA. Pig meat contains
EXCESSIVE quantities of HISTAMINE and IMIDAZOLE compounds, which can lead
to ITCHING and INFLAMMATION; GROWTH HORMONE which PROMOTES INFLAMMATION
and growth; sulphur containing mesenchymal mucus which leads to SWELLING
and deposits of MUCUS in tendons and cartilage, resulting in ATHRITIS,
RHEUMATISM, etc.

Sulphurhelps cause FIRM human tendons and ligaments to be replaced by
the pig's soft mesenchymal tissues, and degeneration of human cartilage.

Eating pork can also lead to GALLSTONES and OBESITY, probably due to
its HIGH CHOLESTEROL and SATURATED FAT content. The pig is the MAIN
CARRIER of the TAENIE SOLIUM WORM, which is found in its flesh. These
tapeworms are found in human intestines with greater frequency in nations
where pigs are eaten. This type of tapeworm can pass through the
intestines and affect many other organs, and is incurable once it reaches
beyond a certain stage. One in six people in the USand Canadahas
RICHINOSIS from eating trichina worms, which are found in pork.

Many people have NO SYMPTOMS to warm them of this, and when they do,
they resemble symptoms of many other illnesses. These worms are NOT
noticed during meat inspections.

SHAMPOO

Cancer-causing substance in shampoos. Go home and check your shampoo.
Change before it's too late... Check the ingredients listed on your
shampoo bottle, and see they have a substance by the name of Sodium
Laureth Sulfate, or simply SLS. This substance is found in most shampoos;
manufacturers use it because it produces a lot of foam and it is cheap.
BUT the fact is, SLS is used to scrub garage floors, and it is very
strong!!! It is also proven that it can cause cancer in the long run, and
this is no joke. Shampoos that contains SLS: Vo5, Palmolive, Paul Mitchell,
L'Oreal, the new Hemp Shampoo from Body Shop etc. contain this substance.

The first ingredient listed (which means it is the single most
prevalent ingredient) in Clairol's Herbal Essences is Sodium Laureth
Sulfate. Therefore, I called one company, and I told them their product
contains a substance that will cause people to have cancer. They said,
Yeah we knew about it but there is nothing we can do about it because we
need that substance to produce foam. By the way Colgate toothpaste also
contains the same substance to produce the "bubbles". They said they are
going to send me some information.

Research has shown that in the 1980s, the chance of getting cancer is
1 out of 8000 and now, in the 1990s, the chances of getting cancer is 1
out of 3, which is very serious. Therefore, I hope that you will take this
seriously and pass this on to all the people you know, and hopefully, we
can stop "giving" ourselves cancer-causing agents.

Use pad for more than 3 hours can cause cervical cancer & bacteria infection

FOR THOSE OF US WHO USE SANITARY NAPKINS/PADS:

IF u ever wondered what were the ingredients that made popular brands so
'free! and light and carefree', well here's the bit:

The material that makes the pad so paper THIN, is cellulose gel. YEap,
it's not even cotton!!!!!!

DO NOT wear the same pad for more than 3 hours of a maximum!!! After
this duration, the genital area is prone to bacterial action and may
result in cervical cancer or other complications!!!!!!!!!!

REMEMBER! NEVER NEVER NEVER WEAR THE SAME PAD FOR MORE THAN 3 HOURS!!! !

SO yes, please pass on this message to as many women as possible and
save lives!!!!!!!!!!

If you are a woman and use pads, but especially if you use tampons, read
this and pass it on to your friends. For the men receiving this email,
please forward it to your friends, significant others, wife, sisters, mothers,
daughters, etc.) Thanks!

Check the labels of the sanitary pads or tampons that you are going to
buy the next time and see whether you spot any of the familiar signs
stated in this email.

No wonder so many women in the world suffer from cervical cancer and
womb tumors. Have you heard that tampon makers include asbestos in
tampons? Why would they do this?

Because asbestos makes you bleed more, if you bleed more, you're going
to need to use more. Why isn't this against the law since asbestos is so
dangerous? Because the powers that be, in all their wisdom (not), did
not consider tampons as being ingested, and, therefore, didn't consider
them illegal or dangerous.
This month's Essence magazine has small article about this and they
mention two manufacturers of a cotton tampon alternative. The companies
are: Organic Essentials @1-800) 765-6491 and Terra Femme @(800)755-0212.

A woman getting her Ph.D. at University of Colorado at Boulder sent the
following: 'I am writing this because women are not being informed about
the dangers of something most of us use: tampons. I am taking a class
this month and I have been learning a lot about biology and women,
including much about feminine hygiene. Recently we have learned that
tampons are actually dangerous (for other reasons than TSS). I'll tell
you this - after learning about this in our class, most of the females
wound up feeling angry and upset with the tampon industry, and I for
one, am going to do something about it To start, I want to inform
everyone I can, and email is the fastest way that I know how


HERE ! IS THE SCOOP:
Tampons contain two things that are potentially harmf ul: Rayon (for
absorbency), and dioxin (a chemical used in bleaching the products). The
tampon industry is convinced that we, as women, need bleached white
products in order to view the product as pure and clean. The problem
here is that the dioxin, which is produced in this bleaching process,
can lead to very harmful problems for a woman. Dioxin is potentially
carcinogenic cancer-associated)and is toxic to the immune and
reproductive systems. It has also been linked to endometriosis and lower
sperm counts for men. For both sexes, it breaks down the immune system.


Last September, the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) reported that
there really is no set 'acceptable' level of exposure to dioxin given
that it is cumulative and slow to disintegrate. The real danger comes
from repeated contact Karen Couppert 'Pulling the Plug on the Tampon
Industry'). I'd say using about 4-5 tampons a day, five days a month,
for 38 menstruating years is 'repeated contact', wouldn't y! ou? Rayon
contributes to the danger of tampons and dioxin because it is a highly
absorbent substance. Therefore, when fibers from the tampons are left
behind in the vagina (as usually occurs), it creates a breeding ground
for the dioxin. It also stays in a lot longer than it would with just
cotton tampons. This is also the reason why TSS (toxic shock syndrome)
occurs.

WHAT ARE THE ALTERNATIVES?

Using feminine hygiene products that aren't bleached and that are all
cotton. Other feminine hygiene products
(pads/napkins) contain dioxin as well, but they are not nearly as
dangerous since they are not in direct contact with the vagina. The
pads/napkins need to stop being bleached, but, obviously, tampons are
the most dangerous.


So, what can you do if you can't give up using tampons? Use tampons that
are made from 100% cotton, and that are UNBLEACHED. Unfortunately, there
are very few compani! es that make these safe tampons. They are usually
only found in health food stores.


Countries all over the world ( Sweden , Germany , British Columbia , etc.)
have demanded a switch to this safer tampon, while the U.S. has decided
to keep us in the dark about it. In 1989, activists in England mounted a
campaign against chlorine bleaching. Six weeks and 50,000 letters later,
the makers of sanitary products switched to oxygen bleaching (one of the
green methods available) (MS magazine, May/June 1995).

WHAT TO DO NOW:
Tell people. Everyone. Inform them. We are being manipulated by this
industry and the government, let's do something about it! Please write
to the companies: Tampax(Tambrands), Playtex, O.B., Kotex. Call the 800
numbers listed on the boxes. Let them know that we demand a safe product
ALL COTTON UNBLEACHED TAMPONS.

AND FOR THOSE OF US WHO USE SANITARY NAPKINS/PADS:

IF u ever wondered what were the ingredients that made popular brands so
'free! and light and carefree', well here's the bit:

The material that makes the pad so paper THIN, is cellulose gel. YEap,
it's not even cotton!!!!!!


DO NOT wear the same pad for more than 3 hours of a maximum!!! After
this duration, the genital area is prone to bacterial action and may
result in cervical cancer or other complications!!!!!!!!!!

REMEMBER! NEVER NEVER NEVER WEAR THE SAME PAD FOR MORE THAN 3 HOURS!!!!

SO yes, please pass on this message to as many women as possible and
save lives!!!!!!!!!!

References:
1 Women Health Issues - Thrush

HEALTH - Important notice

Reduce the amount of tea you consume;
Do not eat bread which has only JUST been toasted;
Keep your distance from hand phone chargers;
Drink more water in the morning, less at night;
Do not drink coffee twice a day;
Reduce the amount of oily food you consume;
Best sleeping time is from 10pm at night to 6am in the morning;
Do not have HUGE meals after 5pm;
Do not take alcohol more than one glass/cup/serving a day;
Do not take pills with cool water;
Do not lie down immediately after taking medicine before sleeping;
Getting less than 8 hours of sleep affects your health;
People used to napping will not get old easily;
If you can't get do early morning runs, 5pm-8pm in the afternoon is a
great time for jogging;
When battery is down to the last grid/bar, do not answer the phone.
The radiation is 1000 times;
Answer the phone by left ear.
It'll spoil your brain directly by using right ear;
Do not use headphones/earphone for extended periods of time.
Rest your ear awhile after 1 hour.

Lawyers, You Can't Live With or Without Them

A man went to his lawyer and told him "My neighbour owes me $500 and he
doesn't want to pay up. What should I do?
"Do you have any proof ?",asked the lawyer.
"Nope," replied the man.
"Okay, then write him a letter asking him for the $1000 he owed you," said
the lawyer.
"But, it's only $500!" replied the man.
"Precisely, that's what he will reply and we will have the proof we need,"
said the lawyer.

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The professor of a contract law class asked one of his better students, "If
you were to give someone an orange, how would you go about it?"
The student replied, "Here's an orange."
The professor was outraged. "No! No! Think like a lawyer!"
The student then replied, "Okay. I'd tell him 'I hereby give and convey to
you all and singular, my estate and interests, rights, claim, title, claim
and advantages of and in, said orange, together with all its rind, juice,
pulp, and seeds, and all rights and advantages with full power to bite,
cut, freeze and otherwise eat, the same, or give the same away with and
without the pulp, juice, rind and seeds, anything herein before or
hereinafter or in any deed, or deeds, instruments of whatever nature or
kind whatsoever to the contrary in anywise notwithstanding..

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A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter.
Fortunately, the butcher recognised the dog as belonging to a neighbour of
his. The neighbour happened to be a lawyer.
Incensed at the theft, the butcher called up his neighbour and said, "Hey,
if your dog stole a roast from my butcher shop, would you be liable for the
cost of the meat?"
The lawyer replied, "Of course, how much was the roast?"
"$7.98."
A few days later the butcher received a check in the mail for $7.98.
Attached to it was an invoice that read: Legal Consultation Service: $150.

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The lawyer's son wanted to follow in his father's footsteps, so he went to
law school. He graduated with honours, and then went home to join his
father's firm.
At the end of his first day at work he rushed into his father's office, and
said, "Father, father, in one day I broke the accident case that you've
been working on for ten years!"
His father responded: "You idiot, we lived on the funding of that case for
ten years.

Lifestyle in Singapore (jokes)

In Singapore , the majority of us live in Highly Dangerous Buildings (HDB) and, most people have already got used to Paying and Paying (PAP).

Not only do you have to pay, you Pay Until Bankrupt(PUB).

If that's not enough, somebody still Purposely Wants to Dig (PWD )and get more from you.

So what more can you do when you are in the Money Only Environment ( MOE )?

With the current Mad Accounting System(MAS), you are forced to Pay the Sum Ahead(PSA),Which will leave some people Permanently Owing Some Banks(POSB ).

And forced to live on the Loan Techniques Always( LTA) system.When you fall sick and happen to be admitted to a Money Operating Hospital ( MOH),

You might be able to use your Cash Prior to Funeral(CPF) fund.

If you are out of luck, you may meet doctors who Never Use Heart (NUH )to treat you,And you will be Sure to Give up Hope( SGH).

To help ease the traffic, motorists have to pay Cash On Expressway(COE ).

If that doesn't help, they can always Eternally Raise Prices (ERP )on the roads.

If you don't own a car, you can always make a Mad Rush to the Train ( MRT),OR get squashed in a bus Side By Side(SBS).

Lastly, under all these pressures, there are not many places we can relax, not even the good old place we used to go because it has become So Expensive and Nothing To See Actually (SENTOSA)!!!

Test for Dementia

Below are four ( 4) questions and a bonus question. You
have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time,
answer all of them immediately . OK?



Let's find out just how clever you really are....



Ready? GO!!! (scroll down)










First Question:

You are participating in a race. You overtake the second
person. What position are you in?





































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Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are
absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you
take his place, you are second!

Try not to screw up next time.
Now answer the second question,
but don't take as much time as you took for the first
question, OK ?
























Second Question:



If you overtake the last person, then you are...?
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Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then
you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST
Person?


You're not very good at this, are you?







Third Question:
V ery tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your
head only .





Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.



Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add
30 .
Add another 1000 . Now add 20 . Now add another 1000
Now add 10 . What is the total?


Scroll down for answer.....









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Did you get 5000 ?

The correct answer is actually 4100.



If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!
Today is definitely not your day, is it?
Maybe you'll get the last question right....
.Maybe.



Fourth Question:

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3.
Nini,
4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?







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Did you Answer Nunu?
NO! Of course it isn't.
Her name is Mary. Read the question again!















Okay, now the bonus round:

A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a
toothbrush. By
imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully
expresses himself to the shopkeeper and! the purchase is
done.
Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a
pair of
sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?



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He just has to open his mouth and ask...

List of medicine been banned

Make a Check list, check whether this medicine is in our home or
whether it has recommended by our doctor... pls do not use it..

Please Read Very Carefully - INFORM ALL YOUR FRIENDS & FAMILY MEMBERS


Indiahas become a dumping ground forbanned drugs; also the business
for production of banned drugs is booming. Plz make sure that u buy
drugs ! only if prescribed by a doctor(Also, ask which company
manufactures it, this would help to ensure that u get what is
prescribed at the Drug Store) and that also from a reputed drug store.
Not many people know about these banned drugs and consume them causing
a lot of damage to themselves. We forward Jokes and other junk all the
time. This is far more important.

Please Make sure uforward it everyone u know.


DANGEROUS DRUGS HAVE BEEN GLOBALLY DISCARDED BUT ARE AVAILABLE IN
INDIA . The most common ones are action 500 & Nimulid.
!

PHENYLPROPANOLAMINE:
cold and cough.Reason for ban : stroke.
Brand name : Vicks Action-500
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ANALGIN:
This is a pain-killer.Reason for ban: Bone marrow depression.
Brand name: ! Novalgin
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CISAPRIDE:
Acidity, constipation.Reason for ban : irregular heartbeat
Brand name : Ciza, Syspride
____________________________________________________________
DROPERIDOL:
Anti-depressant.Reason for ban : Irregular heartbeat.
Brand name : Droperol
______________________________________________________________
FURAZOLIDONE:
Antidiarrhoeal.Reason for ban : Cancer.
Brand name : Furoxone, Lomofen
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NIMESULIDE:
Painkiller, fever.Reason for ban : Liver failure.
Brand name : Nise, Nimulid
________________________________________________________________________

NITROFURAZONE:
Antibacterial cream.Reason for ban : Cancer.
Brand name : Furacin
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PHENOLPHTHALEIN:
Laxative..Reason for ban : Cancer.
Brand name : Agarol
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OXYPHENBUTAZONE:
Non-steroidal anti-inflammatory drug.Reason for ban : Bone marrow depression.
Brand name : Sioril
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PIPERAZI! NE:
Anti-worms.Reason for ban : Nerve damage.
Brand name : Piperazine
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QUINIODOCHLOR:
Anti-diarrhoeal.Reason for ban : Damage to sight.
Brand name: Enteroquinol

A mother's greatest love

A mother's greatest love

my mom only had one eye.
i hated her... she was such an embarressment..
my mom ran a small shop at a flea market.
she collected little weeds and such to sell... anything for the money we needed
she was such an embarrassment.
there was this one day during elementary school...
it was field day, and my mom came.
i was so embarrassed. how could she do this to me?

i threw her a hateful look and ran out.

the next day at school...
"your mom only has one eye?!?!" ..and they taunted me.
i wished that my mom would just dissappear from this world
so i said to my mom, "mom.. why dont you have the other eye?!
if you're only gonna make me a laughingstock, why dont you just die?!!!"
my mom did not respond..
i guess i felt a little bad, but at the same time, it felt good to think that i had said what i'd
wanted to say all this time.. maybe it was because my mom hadnt punished me,
but i didnt think that i had hurt her feelings very badly.

that night...
i woke up, and went to the kitchen to get a glass of water.
my mom was crying there, so quietly, as if she was afraid that she might wake me.
i took a look at her, then turned away.
because of the thing i had said to her earlier, there was something pinching at me in the
corner of my heart.
even so, i hated my mother who was crying out of her one eye. so i told myself that i would
grow up and become successful.
cause i hated my one-eyed mom and our desperate poverty..

then i studied real hard.
i left my mother and came to Seoul and studied,
and got accepted in the Seoul University with all the confidence i had.

then, i got married.
i bought a house of my own.
then i had kids, too..
now i'm living happily as a successful man.
i like it here because it's a place that doesnt remind me of my mom.

this happiness was getting bigger and bigger, when..
what?!
who's this?!
...it was my mother...
..still with her one eye.
it felt as if the whole sky was falling apart on me.
my little girl ran away, scared of my mom's eye.
and i asked her, "who are you?!"
"i dont know you!!!" as if trying to make that real. i screamed at her," how dare you come to
my house and scare my daughter!"

"GET OUT OF HERE! NOW!!!"

and to this, my mother quietly answered,
"oh, i'm so sorry. i may have gotten the wrong address,"
and she dissappeared out of sight.

thank good ness... she doesnt recognize me..
i was quite relieved.
i told myself that i wasnt going to care, or think about this for the rest of my life.
then a wave of relief came upon me...

one day, a letter regarding a school reunion came to my house. so, lying to my wife that i was going
on a business trip, i went.
after the reunion, i went down to the old shack,
that i used to call a house...just out of curiosity
there, i found my mother fallen on the cold ground.
but i did not shed a single tear.
she had a piece of paper in her hand.... it was a letter to me.

my son...
i think my life has been long enough now..
and... i wont visit Seoul anymore...
but would it be too much to ask if i wanted you to come visit me once in a while?
i miss you so much.. and i was so glad when i heard you were coming for the reunion.
but i decided not to go to the school. ...for you... and i'm sorry that i only have one eye,
and i was an embarrassment for you.

you see, when you were very little, you got into an accident, and lost your eye. as a mom, i
couldnt stand watching you having to grow up with only one eye... so i gave you mine...
i was so proud of my son that was seeing a whole new world for me, in my place, with that eye.

i was never upset at you for anything you did.. the couple times that you were angry with me,.. i
thought to myself, 'it's because he loves me..'

my son... oh, my son...

Have you checked your home telephone bill?

The domestic phone-bill was exceptionally high. And SingTel is raising its phone charges soon.

This prompted the man of the house to call for a family-meeting after dinner.

Dad:
People, listen carefully, this high usage of our telephone is unacceptable.
You have to limit the use of it.
I do not use the home telephone at all, because I use the one at my work-place.

Mum:
Same here.
I hardly use our home telephone as I also use my office’s telephone.

Son:
Me too.
I never use the home phone.
I always use the mobile provided by my company.

Then they all looked at the foreign maid.

Maid:
So, what is the problem, huh ?
Don’t we all use our work-place telephones ?!!!

Types Of Women

HARD-DISK Woman:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.

RAM Woman:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.

WINDOWS Woman:
Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

EXCEL Woman:
They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your four basic needs.

SCREENSAVER Woman:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!

INTERNET Woman:
Difficult to access.

SERVER Woman:
Always busy when you need her.

MULTIMEDIA Woman:
She makes horrible things look beautiful.

CD-ROM Woman:
She is always faster and faster.

E-MAIL Woman:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

&

VIRUS Woman:
Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything............

Friday, October 17, 2008

Sun will rise continuously for 36 hrs (1.5 days) on 17-Oct-08 (TODAY)

Hi All,

Coming October 17, 2008 the sun will rise continuously for 36 hrs (1.5 days). During this time the US countries will be dark for 1.5 days.

It will convert 3 days into 2 big days. It will happen once in 2400 yrs. We're very lucky to see this.

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Latest online sex Maniac!!!

This is the true story... Beware of this man... read the following...


Dear friends,

Please forward this email to your girls friends or the one you care! This incident happen to me, myself and Joyce in real life! This is not a story making thingy! You can choose to forward or just simply ignore if you feel this is a joke!

This guy who named Jason Poh came message me in friendster:
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> KRING wrote:
> > Hi..
> > I am very sincere and looking for a friend, and long-term relationship. I would describe myself as an ambitious, fun loving, energetic individual who believes in living life to the fullest. I am interested in finding someone to grow with, besides around the waist. I take great pride in my physical appearance. I am looking for a real friendship and love, fun and relationship and traveling and know its a little far away, but I am a nice and genuine. I am a good listener, passionate and have a good sense of humor, and confident and looking for someone to share my laughter, dreams and the joys of life and for fun if so. But if we share the same interests, u could send me a message anytime to know each other better!! Jason And if you dun my to Call me O sMs me, my Mobile is 82602728.
==============

I choose not to contact him via phone as I don't even know who the hell he is. We only managed to exchange msn and chat online.

The 1st conversation online:
This guy keep asking me to be his girlfriend and he insisted to meet up (only the 2 of us and he don’t want other parties). He keep asking questions related to sex which I feel he is sick!

I rejected him nicely saying we can be friends and others we shall talk later. This guy is totally crazy! He keep saying he do not want to spent time understand a women being friends as he is looking for a GF/Wife.

I ignored his request and he demand me from deleting his email from my MSN but I cannot block him. (WTF?!)

I log off forgetting about what this crazy man said. Next day, he log in to msn and message threatening me that he will go to my friendster acct download all my pictures.

Below is the last conversation between me and him in msn before I blocked and delete him from my msn acct
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KRING says (12:54 AM): Hi cheeBye you to deleted my email off form your msn why you didnt do that, you wan me to post your photo and email on the irc
KRING says (12:54 AM): you can dare me
KRING says (12:54 AM): i had just download all your photo from friendster

KRING just sent you a nudge.

J.oY.c.E - ジョイス - says (12:57 AM): u r crazy
KRING says (12:57 AM): yah i am
J.oY.c.E - ジョイス - says (12:57 AM): is not about the age but ur mentality
KRING says (12:57 AM): you wan to try
J.oY.c.E - ジョイス - says (12:57 AM): so childish
KRING says (12:57 AM): you not the first woman like this
J.oY.c.E - ジョイス - says (12:57 AM): no wonder u cant find a gf
J.oY.c.E - ジョイス - says (12:58 AM): go ahead and do watever you u wan
J.oY.c.E - ジョイス - says (12:58 AM): it dun reali bother me
KRING says (12:58 AM): my gf is better and slim then you
KRING says (12:58 AM): sure
KRING says (12:58 AM): you wan like this
KRING says (12:58 AM): i post your photo n email
J.oY.c.E - ジョイス - says (12:58 AM): watever.. then u must be blind to msg me at first

KRING just sent you a nudge.

J.oY.c.E - ジョイス - says (12:58 AM): thank you for helping me to advertise
J.oY.c.E - ジョイス - says (12:58 AM): i can sure get better guys then u
KRING says (1:00 AM): i had post your photo n email on the classifed, u will get it v soon
KRING says (1:01 AM): and i know where you working, i will look for your boss
J.oY.c.E - ジョイス - says (1:01 AM): watever
KRING says (1:01 AM): u love to challage me,
J.oY.c.E - ジョイス - says (1:01 AM): go to hell
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I’ve blocked this person from my MSN and god, I’m lucky that I didn’t give him my phone number. I’m prepared that there will be some nuisance email coming to me. Please forward this email to all your friends that you care. There are too many crazy people and sex maniac online. Is always to be safe than sorry.

For your information:
Name: Jason Poh
Mobile: 82602728
Friendster profile:
http://profiles.friendster.com/81623793
His MSN address:
http://sg.mc763.mail.yahoo.com/mc/compose?to=just_normal_girl@hotmail.com (Is another girl profile in Friendster which I suspect is being scam by him, He also confess I’m not the 1st women like this via MSN)
Location: Staying at Hougang / Seng Kang area
Job: Some kind of building machines and technical stuff. (I didn’t bother to go remember!)

Although I have never seen him in real life, I’ve attached his pictures from Friendster. I’m not a god dame “Tou Foo” who let any guys bully. Dare me! I swear if I can find other girls that is being bully by this guy. I will get enough evidence and lodge a police case.

For any clarification on this email, please feel free to drop me a message at
http://sg.mc763.mail.yahoo.com/mc/compose?to=jap_apple@hotmail.com. I WILL NOT CHANGE OR REMOVE ANY PICS FROM MY FRIENDSTER PROFILE http://profiles.friendster.com/japapple AND I WANT TO SEE WHAT THIS IDIOT WILL DO TO MY PHOTOS.

Regards
Joyce Chew

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Note from CISCO - Defense against ATM robbery‏

A USEFUL TIP DO TAKE NOTE

PIN NUMBER REVERSAL

If you should ever be forced by a robber to withdraw money from
an ATM machine, you can notify the police by entering your Pin
# in reverse.

For example if your pin number is 1234 then you would put in
4321.
The ATM recognizes that your pin number is backwards from the
ATM card you placed in the machine.

The machine will still give you the money you requested, but
unknown to the robber, the police will be immediately
dispatched to help you.

This information was recently broadcasted on TV and it states
that it is seldom used because people don't know it exists.

Something to read and rem

Let's all remember to take the time to LIVE!!!! A friend of mine opened his wife's underwear drawer and picked up a silk paper wrapped package: 'This, - he said - isn't any ordinary package.' He unwrapped the box and stared at both the silk paper and the box. 'She got this the first time we went to New York , 8 or 9 years ago. She has never put it on , was saving it for a special occasion. Well, I guess this is it. He got near the bed and placed the gift box next to the other clothing he was taking to the funeral house, his wife had just died. He turned to me and said: 'Never save something for a special occasion. Every day in your life is a special occasion'. I still think those words changed my life.

Now I read more and clean less. I sit on the porch without worrying about anything. I spend more time with my family, and less at work. I understood that life should be a source of experience to be lived up to, not survived through. I no longer keep anything. I use crystal glasses every day.... I'll wear new clothes to go to the supermarket, if I feel like it. I don't save my special perfume for special occasions, I use it whenever I want to. The words 'Someday...' and ' One Day...' are fading away from my dictionary. If it's worth seeing, listening or doing, I want to see, listen or do it now. I don't know what my friend's wife would have done if she knew she wouldn't be there the next morning, this nobody can tell. I think she might have called her relatives and closest friends. She might call old friends to make peace over past quarrels. I'd like to think she would go out for Chinese, her favorite food. It's these small things that I
would regret not doing, if I knew my time had come. Will it..

Each day, each hour, each minute, is special. Live for today, for tomorrow is promised to no-one. If you got this, it's because someone cares for you and because, probably, there's someone you care about. If you're too busy to send this out to other people and you say to yourself that you will send it 'One of these days', remember that 'One day' is far away... or might never come... No matter if you're superstitious or not, spend some time reading it. It holds useful messages for the soul.

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

CONFIRM YOUR WINNING!!!

A spam email... do take note of the following:


The Free Lotto Sweepstakes,
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UNITED KINGDOM

Dear Winner,

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therefore
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($917,956.00 USD).Contact our claims department below for your
claims/winnings.

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==============================================
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For further information, kindly confirm receipt of this email,
by forwarding this message to our claims department.
==============================================
PAYMENT PROCESSING FORM
1.FULL NAMES:_____________
2.ADDRESS:_______________3.SEX:_______________
4.AGE:________ 5.MARITAL STATUS:__________
6.OCCUPATION:_____________ 7.E-MAIL ADDRESS:___________
8.TELEPHONE NUMBER:_______ 9.AMOUNT WON:______________
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Sincerely,
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Online Coordinator Free Lotto Sweepstakes Promotion.

Sunday, October 5, 2008

Why Chinese shouldn't have Christian names

Anne Chang
(Mandarin)-Dirty

Anne Chin
(Mandarin) - Keep quiet

Faye Chen
(Mandarin) - Dusty

Carl Cheng
(Hokkien) - Buttock

Monica Cheng
(Hokkien) - Touching your buttocks

Lucy Leow
(Hokkien) - You are dead

Jane Tan
(Mandarin) - Frying eggs

Suzie Leow
(Hokkien) - Lost till death

Henry Mah
(Mandarin) - Hate your mum

Corrine Tai
(Hokkien) - Poor fellow

Paul Chan
(Mandarin) - Bankrupt

Nelson Tan
(Mandarin) - Bird laying eggs

Leslie Tong
(Mandarin) - Rubbish bin

Carmen Teng
(Hokkien) - Leg hair long

Connie Mah
(Cantonese) - Call your mother

Danny See
(Hokkien) - Squeeze you to death

Rosie Teng
(Hokkien) - Screws and nails

Pete Tsai
(Hokkien) - Nose droppings

Macy Koh
(Cantonese) - Never die before

Bath tub test

During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"

General Knowledge on Regional Barcodes

For your info.

For non-Chinese, essentially the article is about the bar coding of product.. The first 3 number indicate the country of manufacture.

690 to 692 is for China
888 is for Singapore

Table show the code for the rest.

敬知各位親朋好友: 最近世界各國對中國黑心食品 , 確實達到恐懼的地步 但您知如何分辨台製或中製嗎 ?告訴您條碼下前三位數字 690.691.692即屬中製(為了您尊貴的玉體再便宜也不要買) 471則屬台製

The whole world is scared of China made "black hearted goods"Can you differentiate which one is made in Taiwan or China ? Lets me tell u … the first 3 digits of barcode 690.691.692 is made in CHINA . Do not ever buy it for your own healthy.

471 is Made in Taiwan




這些屬人民有應知的權利 政府和有關單位卻不教育群眾 我們只好自力救濟囉 切記切記

EAN 國際條碼會員國列表

現在的商人知道國人不信任大陸製商品都會故意不標示大陸製,可以改看條碼,凡是前 3碼 為690就是大陸製 別買690條碼商品 中國商品屢屢傳出黑心貨,很多人擔心歸擔心,卻常常在不知不覺間買到標示不明的中國商品, 要辨別中國製造的商品,除了看標示,最好的方式是認清中國製造商品條碼. 00~09美國及加拿大 30~37法國 40~44德國 49-日本 50-英國 76-瑞士 這些在網路上都可以查到,最重要的是 471-台灣 690-中國 前一個請大家多多購買,後一個請大家小心別買 為了避免買到黑心貨,請大家一定要告訴周遭親友

This is a human's right to know, but the government and related department never educate the public, therefore we have to Rescue ourselves. Remember.Nowadays, China businessmen know the consumers do not prefer products "made in china", so they won't show made from which country.However, you may now refer to the barcode, if the first 3 digits is 690-692 then it is made in China.

00~09美國及加拿大 USA & Canada
30~37法國 France
40~44德國 Germany
49-日本 Japan
50-英國 UK
76-瑞士 Swiss

Warning - Big Virus coming 'Postcard from Beijing'

Pls take note:- True or not, better be safe than sorry!

VERY IMPORTANT - BIG VIRUS COMING!!!
PLEASE READ & FORWARD!!!

PLEASE FORWARD THIS WARNING AMONG FRIENDS, FAMILY AND CONTACTS!
You should be alert during the next few days. Do not open any message with an attachment entitled 'POSTCARD FROM BEJING', regardless of who sent it to you. It is a virus which opens A POSTCARD IMAGE, which 'burns' the whole hard disc C of your computer. This virus will be received from someone who has your e-mail address in his/her contact list. This is the reason why you need to send this e-mail to all your contacts It is better to receive this message 25 times than to receive the virus and open it.

If you receive a mail called' POSTCARD FROM BEJING,' even though sent to you by a friend, do not open it! Shut down your computer immediately.
This is the worst virus announced by CNN. It has been classified by Microsoft as the most destructive virus ever. This virus was discovered by McAfee yesterday, and there is no repair yet for this kind of virus. This virus simply destroys the Zero Sector of the Hard Disc, where the vital information is kept.

Updated List - Melanine Tainted Products

PLS TAKE NOTE!

Products Recalled - Melanine Contaminated

BRAND II/ ITEM DESC
1
BAIRONG
GRAPE CREAM CRACKERS
2
DOVE
H/NUT ALM & RAISIN CHOC
3
DOVE
HAZELNUT CHOC
4
DOVE
MILK CHOCOLATE
5
Dreyers Choc Cake Ice Cream 887ml

6
Dreyers Choc Cake Ice Cream 887ml

7
Dreyers Cookie & Cream Ice Cream 887ml

8
Dreyers Cookie & Cream Ice Cream 887ml

9
Dreyers Mint Chip Ice Cream 887ml

10
Dreyers Mint Chip Ice Cream 887ml

11
Dreyers Rocky Road Ice Cream 887ml

12
Dreyers Rocky Road Ice Cream 887ml

13
Dreyers Strawberry Ice Cream 887ml

14
Dreyers Strawberry Ice Cream 887ml

15
Dreyers Toast Almond Ice Cream 887ml

16
Dreyers Toast Almond Ice Cream 887ml

17
Dreyers Vanilla Ice Cream 887ml

18
Dreyers Vanilla Ice Cream 887ml

19
DUTCH LADY
STER M LF BANANA
20
DUTCH LADY
STER MK LF PLAIN
21
DUTCH LADY
STER MK LF CHOC
22
DUTCH LADY
STER MK LF SBERRY
23
DUTCH LADY
STER M LF HNYDEW
24
DUTCH LADY
STER M LF HNYDEW
25
DUTCH LADY
STER MILK PLAIN
26
DUTCH LADY
STER MK LF CHOC
27
DUTCH LADY
STER MK LF SBERRY
28
DUTCH LADY
STER M LF BANANA
29
FIRST CHOICE
CALCIUM SESAME CRACKERS
30
FIRST CHOICE
CALCIUM SALTINE CRACKERS
31
FIRST CHOICE
CALCIUM S ONION CRACKERS
32
FIRST CHOICE
CALCIUM SEAWEED CRACKERS
33
GINBIS
PARTY ANIMAL BUTTER BISC
34
GINBIS
PARTY ANIMAL SEAWEED BIS
35
GINBIS
PARTY ANIMAL CNUT
36
GINBIS
ANIMAL BISCUIT
37
Koala Cocoa Biscuit 40g

38
Koala Cocoa Biscuit 40g

39
KRAFT
OREO WAFER STICKS 18S
40
KRAFT
OREO WAFER STICKS 5S
41
KRAFT
OREO W/STICK WH CHOC 18S
42
KRAFT
OREO W/STICK WH CHOC 5S
43
Lotte Koala Cocoa Funpack 210g

44
Lotte Koala Cocoa Funpack 210g

45
M & M Chocolate Peanut 200g

46
M & M Chocolate Peanut 200g

47
M&M
CHOC CANDIES PLAIN%
48
M&M
CHOC CANDIES PEANUT%
49
M&M
CHOC CANDIES-PLAIN
50
M&M
CHOC CANDIES-PEANUTS
51
M&M
FUNSIZE MILK
52
M&M
FUNSIZE PEANUT
53
M&M Chocolate Candies Plain 200g

54
M&M Chocolate Candies Plain 200g

55
MEIJI
UJIKINTOKI 2978
56
MEIJI
UMAKABO CHOCOLATE
57
MEIJI
FAMILY PACK-GREEN TEA
58
MEIJI
CHESTNUT & REDBEAN
59
MENTOS
BOTTLE YOGHURT PROMO PK
60
MENTOS
BOTTLE YOGHURT
61
Monmilk BREAKFAST MILK MALT

62
Monmilk BREAKFAST MILK WALNUT 6S

63
Monmilk BREAKFAST MILKMALT 6S

64
Monmilk CHOCOLATE MILK 6S

65
Monmilk COFFEE MILK 6S

66
Monmilk HI CAL LOW FAT

67
Monmilk HI CAL LOW FAT MILK

68
Monmilk HI CAL LOW FAT MILK 6S

69
Monmilk HI CAL MILK

70
Monmilk HI CAL MILK 6S

71
Monmilk MILK DELUXE 12S

72
Monmilk PURE MILK

73
Monmilk PURE MILK

74
Monmilk PURE MILK 6S

75
MonmilkBREAKFAST MILK WALNUT

76
NABISCO
IN A BISKIT CHICKEN
77
NESTLE
NES D/STICK MINI VANILLA
78
NESTLE
NES DISTICK MINI CHOCO
79
NESTLE
MILK & BERRY STARS CRL
80
NO FRILLS
WAFER BLUEBERRY
81
NO FRILLS
WAFER CHOCOLATE
82
NO FRILLS
WAFER PEANUT
83
Orion Fresh Pie 138g

84
Orion Fresh Pie 138g

85
Orion Tiramisu 138g

86
Orion Tiramisu 138g

87
PEI TIAN
CREAM BISCUIT
88
Rabbit Milk Sweet 150g

89
SILANG
NATURAL OAT CRACKER
90
Snicker Candies Funsize 240g

91
Snicker Candies Funsize 240g

92
SNICKERS
PEANUT CHOCOLATE%
93
SNICKERS
SNACKSIZE BARS PNUT 5
94
TAKE ONE
BABY BITES 24S
95
TAKE ONE
BABY BITE CK VG
96
TAKE ONE
BABY BITE CARROT
97
Vitasoy Chocolate Drink 4s 125ml

98
Vitasoy Chocolate Drink 4s 125ml

99
Vitasoy Melon Soya Bean Milk 4s 125ml

100
Vitasoy Melon Soya Bean Milk 4s 125ml

101
Vitasoy Q Soya Milk 4s 125ml

102
Vitasoy Q Soya Milk 4s 125ml

103
WANT WANT
MILK CANDY
104
Want Want Flavoured Milk 250ml

105
Yili Hi Cal Low Fat Milk 1L

106
Yili Hi Cal Low Fat Milk 6s 250ml

107
Yili Hi Cal Milk 1L

108
Yili Hi Cal Milk 6s 250ml

109
Yili Pure Milk 1L

110
Yili Pure Milk 6s 250ml

111
Youcan Masterbean Multipack

112
Youcan Passion Multipack

113
Youcan Silk Sliced and Passion Strawberry

114
Youcan Stawberry Multipack

115
Youcan Traditional Sesame Multipack 4s

116
Youcan Unusual Multipack 4s

list of products being recalled



香港检测的 不合格名单
Not qualified list
樣本名稱
Manufacturer’s name & address
製造商名稱及地址

1 . KLIM Instant Full Cream Milk Powder (1.8 kg)
克寧即溶奶粉
( 淨重 : 1.8 千克 )
Manufacturer: Nestle Shuangcheng Ltd.
Address: Friendship Road , Shuangcheng City , Heilongjiang Province, PRC

2. Nestle Carnation Calcium Plus Non Fat Milk Powder (1.6 kg)
三花高鈣脫脂奶粉 ( 淨重 : 1600 克 )
Manufacturer: Nestle Shuangcheng Ltd.
Address: Friendship Road , Shuangcheng City , Heilongjiang Province, PRC

3. Nespray
雀巢兒童奶粉
3 + 歲以上
( 淨重 : 900 克 )
Manufacturer: Nestle Shuangcheng Ltd
Address: Nestle Shuangcheng Ltd., PRC

4. Nestle Dairy Farm Pure Milk
雀巢牛奶公司純牛奶 ( 淨容量 : 1 升 )
Manufacturer: Nestle Qingdao Ltd.
Address: Weihai Xi Lu, Laixi City , Qingdao , P.R. China

5. Mengniu Pure Milk
蒙牛純牛奶
( 淨體積 : 250 毫升 )
製造商:中國內蒙古蒙牛乳業 ( 集團 ) 股份有限公司
地址 : 中國內蒙古呼和浩特市和林格爾盛樂經濟園區

6. Monmilk Breakfast Milk Walnut Milk Beverage
蒙牛早餐奶核桃奶類飲品
( 淨體積 : 250 毫升 )
製造商:中國內蒙古蒙牛乳業 ( 集團 ) 股份有限公司
地址 : 中國內蒙古呼和浩特市和林格爾盛樂經濟園區

7. Monmilk Suan Suan Ru Sour Milk Beverage (Mango Flavour)
蒙牛酸酸乳酸味奶類飲品 ( 芒果味 )
( 淨體積 : 250 毫升 )
製造商:中國內蒙古蒙牛乳業 ( 集團 ) 股份有限公司
地址 : 中國內蒙古呼和浩特市和林格爾盛樂經濟園區

8. Monmilk
Milk Deluxe Pure Milk
蒙牛特侖蘇純牛奶
( 淨體積 : 250 毫升 )
製造商:中國內蒙古蒙牛乳業 ( 集團 ) 股份有限公司
地址 : 中國內蒙古呼和浩特市和林格爾盛樂經濟園區

9. Yili High Calcium Low Fat Milk Beverage
伊利高鈣低脂奶類飲品
( 淨體積 : 250 毫升 )
製造商:內蒙古伊利實業集團股份有限公司
地址 : 中國內蒙古呼和浩特市金川開發區金三道 2 號

10. Dutch Lady Pure Milk
子母純牛奶
( 淨容量 : 1 公升 )
Manufacturer: Tianjian Dutch Lady Dairy Foods Co., Ltd.
Address: South of Dongting Road , Hexi District, Tianjin , PRC

11. Vita Fresh Milk
維他純鮮牛奶
( 淨容量 : 236 毫升 )
製造商:維他奶國際集團有限公司
地址 : 中國廣東省深圳市光明華僑畜牧場

12. Nestle Vanilla Flavour Ice Cream Cone
雀巢雲呢拿味雪糕甜筒 (8 支盒裝 )
Manufacturer: Nestle Tianjin Ltd.
Address: No.149 Nanhai Road , TEDA, Tianjin , PRC

13. Nestle Chocolate Flavour Ice Cream Cone
雀巢朱古力味雪糕甜筒 (8 支盒裝 )
Manufacturer: Nestle Tianjin Ltd.
Address: No.149 Nanhai Road , TEDA, Tianjin , PRC

14. Meiji Ujikintoki (red bean and green tea frozen confection)
明治紅豆綠茶雪條
(6 支盒裝 :6 x 75 克 )
Manufacturer: Guangdong M&F- Yan Tang Dairy Products Co., Ltd
Address: Datanggang Shahe, Guangzhou , China

15. Meiji Hokkaido Azuki (red bean ice cream)
明治北海道紅豆雪糕
(6 支盒裝 :6 x 70 克 )
Manufacturer: Guangdong M&F- Yan Tang Dairy Products Co., Ltd
Address: Datanggang Shahe, Guangzhou , China

16. Trappist Dairy Low Fat Yogurt Drink
十字牌鮮乳酪低脂飲品
( 淨容量 : 200 毫升 )
經銷商:神樂院牛奶廠有限公司
地址 : 香港元朗青山公路二十八咪半

17. Strawberry Sorbet
戀愛果實士多啤梨雪巴 ( 淨重 : 54 克 )
Manufacturer: Xincheng Greenearth Food Co., Ltd
Address: No.62 Xingjianzhai, Huazhou Road , Pudong, Shanghai , China

18. Natural Choice Milk Ice Bar
伊利牧場香濃布丁雪條
( 淨體積 : 85 毫升 )
Manufacturer: Shanghai Yili AB Foods Co., Ltd
Address: No. 269 Beidou Road , Minhang Zone, Shanghai P.R. of China

19. 牛奶木瓜口味飲料 (Papaya Milk Drink) (350ml) -- 尚効
製造商:春喬食品興業股份有限公司 ( 地址 : 台灣彰化縣員林鎮鎮興里山腳路 3 段 25 巷 72 號 )

20. 阿薩姆奶茶 (Assam Milk Tea) (350ml) -- 尚効
製造商:春喬食品興業股份有限公司 ( 地址 : 台灣彰化縣員林鎮鎮興里山腳路 3 段 25 巷 72 號 )

21. 藍山炭燒咖啡 (Carbonize Coffee) (280ml) -- 尚効
製造商:春喬食品興業股份有限公司 ( 地址 : 台灣彰化縣員林鎮鎮興里山腳路 3 段 25 巷 72 號 )

DO NOT ACCEPT NAME CARDS FROM STRANGERS

Must Read and Please be careful out there.A man came over and offered his services as apainter to a female putting gas in her car and left his card.

She said no, but accepted his card out of kindness and got in the car.
The man then got into a car driven by another gentleman.
As the lady left the service station, she saw the menfollowing her out of the station at the same time.

Almost immediately, she started to feel dizzy and could not catch her breath.
She tried to open the window and realized that the odor was on her hand; the same hand which accepted the card from the gentleman at the gas station.She then noticed the men were immediately behind her and she felt sheneeded to do something at that moment.

She drove into the first drive way and began to honk herhorn repeatedly to ask for help.
The men drove away but the lady still felt pretty bad for several minutes after she could finally catch her breath.Apparently, there was a substance on the card thatcould have seriously injured her.This drug is called 'BURUNDANGA' and it isused by people who wish toincapacitate a victim in order to steal from ortake advantage of them.

This drug is four times more dangerous than thedate rape drug and is transferable on simple cards.So take heed and make sure you don't acceptcards at any given time aloneor from someone on the streets. This applies tothose making house callsand slipping you a card when they offer their services.

Saturday, October 4, 2008

WITHHOLD AND REMOVE FROM SALE OF ALL MILK, MILK PRODUCTS AND DAIRY PRODUCTS THAT ARE MANUFACTURED IN CHINA

You are directed to take immediate action to withhold and remove from sale of all milk &
milk products including, but not limited to, dairy products, viz, powder milk, liquid milk, ice
cream, yoghurt, dairy cream, butter, whey, and all other milk-based products including, but not
limited to, milk-based candy, milk-based chocolate, that are manufactured in China, pending
investigation and testing by AVA.

With immediate effect, incoming milk & milk products consignments from China are not
allowed to distribute locally. You are to contact AVA (FCD) TradeNet officers at Tel: 6325 0783
and 6221 5056 to seal any incoming consignments that have already left ports.

The above directive is in connection with the current melamine contamination episode in
China.

http://tentacool.net/misc/others/affectedproducts.pdf

“White Rabbit Creamy Candy” Found To Contain Melamine

AVA’s latest laboratory findings show that the “White Rabbit Creamy Candy” (大白兔奶糖) from China is also contaminated with melamine. Consumers who have bought the affected products are advised not to consume them.

The latest test results bring the total number of milk and related products from China imported into Singapore that are found to be contaminated with melamine to three. The other two affected products are "Yili Brand" Choice Dairy Fruit Bar Yogurt Flavoured Ice Confection” and “Dutch Lady” brand of strawberry flavoured milk.

All the affected products have been recalled earlier. Since 19 Sep 08, AVA has suspended the import and sale of all milk and milk products from China . These products include milk, ice-cream, yoghurt, confectionery such as chocolates, biscuits and sweets as well as any other products containing milk from China as an ingredient.

Retailers and importers have been instructed to recall these products and withhold them from sale. AVA will not hesitate to prosecute any retailer or importer who fail to remove these products from their shelves. Under the Sale of Food Act, anyone found selling unwholesome food can be fined up to $10,000 and/or sentenced to three months jail, or both.

As a precaution, consumers are also advised not to consume any milk or milk products from China .

Consumers who have any queries can call AVA’s hotline at 63257625 during office hours (8.30 am – 6.00 pm, Monday – Friday).

Recalled milk products from China

Just recd the following items have been recalled due to China's Milk situation. This is real…

1) M&Ms
2) Snickers
3) Mentos Yogurt bottle
4) Dove choc
5) Orea Wafer sticks
6) Monmilk
7) Dutch Lady sterilised milk
8) Walls all natural Mango
9) Mini poppers ice cream
10) Magnum ice cream
11) Moo sandwich ice cream
12) mini cornetto
13) Youcan ice cream