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Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Please take note: Packet Milo

Received this email from someone...

Don't know how true this is however it pays to be alerted and aware. Take care, God bless.

Dear all,
This is really teruk..can anyone make out what the thing at the bottom of the milo packet is?
I couldn't but yuks! I got this note from Tariq this morning and I thought it would be very good to share with everyone. Apparently Tariq bought the Milo from E-Mart Miri and that is what he got from the pack (see pictures). The expiry of the product 29 March 2009. A complaint is being made to milo. This what I got from Milo last night, luckily I didn't drink that.









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Freaky!

This is a true story of a young college gurl who passed away last month.Her name is Priya. She was hit by a lorry and died on the spot. She had a boyfriend named Shankar. Both of them are true lovers. They always hog on the phone til the extent of you never seeing her without her handphone.

She spends 3/4 of the day talking to shankar. Priya's family knows about their relationship. Shankar is very close with Priya's family and vice versa.
(just imagine their love) Before she passed away she always tell her frens :"If I were to die, please bury me with my handphone" she also said the same thing to her parents.

After her death, ppl can't carry her coffin.. i was there. a lot of them tried to do so but still can't, everybody including me, had tried to carry the coffin, the result is still the same. Eventually, they called their neighbour, a "bomoh" from thailand (kap Darin), who is a fren of her father. He sat and started speaking to himself slowly. after a few minutes, he said "this girl misses something here". Then her frens told Darin bout her intentions to burn her with her phone. He then opened the coffin and place her phone and SIM card inside the casket. after that they tried to carry the coffin. It could be moved and they carried it into the van easily. all of us were shocked.

Priya's parents didnt inform Shankar that Priya had passed away. after 2 weeks Shankar called Priya's mom. Shankar : "Atte, I'm coming home 2day. cook something nice for me. Dont tell Priya that i'm coming home 2day. i wanna surprise her." Her mother replied....."u come home first, i wanna tell u something very important." after he came from shah alam, they told him the truth about Priya.

Shankar thinks that they were playing a fool. he was laughing and said "dont try to fool me. tell Priya to come out. i have a gift for her.pls stop this nonsense". then they show him the original death certificate to him. they gave him proof to make him believe. (Shankar started to sweat)

He said... "its not true. we spoke yesterday. she still calls me.Shankar was shaking. suddenly, shankar's phone rang. "see this is from Priya. see this..." he showed the phone to priya's family. all of them told him to answer. he talked using the loudspeaker mode. all of them heard his conversation.

Loud and clear. no cross lines, no humming. it is the actual voice of Priya & there is no way others could use her sim card since it was nailed inside the coffin that's why they were so shocked and asked for pak darin's help again.
pak darin brought his master (Tok Chen) to solve this matter. he & Darin worked for 5 hours. than they discovered one thing....





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I would love to be 8 again

A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love to be eight again' she replied.

On the morning of her birthday, he arose early and made her a bowl of Coco Pops and jammy toasties!

He took her to Alton Towers and put her on every ride in the park:
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed onto the bed exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and
lovingly asked 'Well dear, what was it like being eight again?'

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression changed to one of total realisation...'I meant my dress size, you f***ing idiot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

The moral of this story: Even when a man is listening, he's still gonna get it wrong.....

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Sunday, December 21, 2008

美國一個非常有名氣的心理測驗~~準喔

美國一個非常有名氣的心理測驗~~準喔!
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L小姐和M先生是一對戀人, 兩人隔河而居, 那條河不寬,也不闊。

有一天,M先生得了急病,L小姐知道了 心急如焚,但是那一天出現了暴風雨, 河水暴漲,風急雨勁,M先生叫她不要去探望他, 可L小姐還是要不顧一切去看看他。

於是她去找B先生,因為B先生有一條船, 有能力送她過河。 可是,B先生卻要收過河費一百萬, 即使她向他 解釋M 先生的情況, 他也一樣不為所動。 L小姐當然沒有那麼多錢, 於是她去找S先生,因S先生也有一條船。

豈料,S先生竟是無恥之徒 他要求L小姐獻上她的肉體,方才載她渡河。 L小姐為了愛情,最後犧牲了自己…… 最後,S先生也載了她過河。

M 先生的急病,最後也沒有惡化,是化險為夷了。 但當他知道L小姐居然 犧牲了自己的貞節, 他很生氣, 因為他早已吩咐她不要來,何況還因此犧牲了肉體! 於是,M先生 和 L 小姐就這樣分手了。

L小姐很傷心, 不久之後,他認識了年紀較大的F先生。 當他知悉了她的過 去後,不但不介意,還向她示 愛。 雖然L小姐並不太愛F先生,也不太勉強 … …

好了,問題來了: 參考故事內容,然後從故事的五位人物 ,L小姐,M先生,B先生,S先生,F先生 五位人物,按照你喜歡他們的程度,由好至壞排上一個等次。

例如 ( 1 ) ~L ( 2 )~ F ( 3 )~ B ( 4 )~ M ( 5 )~ S 先不要看答案~~否則就不客觀了!

ps.不要怪我將解答拉那麼下面喔~ 因為那是要避免大家會直接看答案在測驗 那可就不準囉 !~~~~~

這個其實是美國心理學家研究出的一個略有名氣的心裡測驗, 其實每一個故事人物都 代表一個意義:
L小姐 - Love ( 愛情 )
M先生 - Morality ( 道德 )
B先生 - Business ( 事業 / 金錢 )
S先生 - Sex ( 性 )
F先生 - Family ( 家庭 )

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超準的心理測驗~~不測可惜~~
1. 以下這三種動物,哪一樣是你最喜愛的?(a) 貓    (b)鳥    (c)狗

( 答案在下面...不要偷看唷...)
1.(解答) (a) 貓:你最愛你自己 (b)鳥:你喜歡聽你自己的談話 (c) 狗:你把別人看得比自己還重

2. 你最喜愛什麼顏色? (a) 粉紅色   (b)白色   (c)黑色
(答案在下面...不要偷看....)
2.(解答) (a)粉紅色:你是豪放派的人 (b) 白色:你是正統派的人 (c)黑色:你是生活在邊緣的人

3. 列舉一個與你相同性別的人之名字
( 答案在下面....不要偷看....)
3.(解答) 他╱她是你的幸運之星

4. 列舉一個與你相反性別的人之名字
( 答案在下面...不要偷看....)
4.(解答) 你將與他╱她成為非常非常親密的朋友

5. 你較喜歡山脈,還是海灘?
( 答案在下面...不要偷看....)
5. (解答) (a)山脈:會早婚 (b) 海灘:會晚婚

6. 你喜歡看日出,還是日落?
( 答案在下面...不要偷看....)
6.(解答) (a) 日出:你是一個似早晨的人且你得到更多的任務完成(b)日落:你是一個浪漫的人且你那緩慢地迷戀的時候到了

7. 由一至十中,你最喜歡哪個數目字?
( 答案在下面...不要偷看....)
7. (解答) 你所選出來的號碼代表你在找到真命天子之前談過的變愛次數

8. 你最喜歡什麼植物?(a) 紅玫瑰  (b)蕨類植物  (c)已經枯萎的植物
( 答案在下面...不要偷看....)
8.( 解答) (a)紅玫瑰:你的生活是完美的,可是有時候會多剌而令人苦惱 (b) 蕨類植物:你的生活將是可預言的,且會穩健平安 (c)已經枯萎的植物:你是一個有病的人,生活如一灘死水

9. 你最喜歡哪個季節? (a) 春季   (b)冬季   (c)夏季
(答案在下面...不要偷看 ....)
9.( 解答) (a)春季:你是一個無法自拔的浪漫主義者 (b) 冬季:你是一個堅持善良的人 (c)夏季:你是一個對任何事物皆坦率的人

Moles and what they say about you




The Chinese Almanac, also known as the Tung Shu, is commonly known as a book of auspicious and inauspicious dates, but there is so much more to the Tung Shu than that. It is a vast mine of information relating to astrology, codes and symbols, derived by the wise sages and philosophers of ancient China. In this issue, we bring to you the secrets from the almanac regarding moles on your face and what they mean depending on which part of your face they appear.


First, check your face for any moles, and then look at the diagram above to identify the number(s) that are a closest match to the moles on your face. Usually, the moles only hold meaning for you if they are prominent and they are the only one. If your face if full of spots, acne or "little" moles, they do not count. When you've ascertained which position corresponds to the mole on your face, look up the meanings listed by numbers below.

Position 1 to 3
As a child, you are somewhat rebellious and a free spirit. You have an innate creativity and work best when you are given a free hand. Generally, your superiors like your avante garde approach to life.. If you have a mole here, you are far better off in business and being your own boss rather than working for somebody. What is promising is that you have the luck to be your own boss.

Position 4
You are an impulsive person, often acting with a flamboyance that gives you charisma and a sparkling personality, but you can be difficult when there are too many opinions. You tend to be rather argumentative, but never to the point of holding grudges. This mole tends to give you an explosive temper and should you decide to remove it, you will find yourself becoming calmer and more at peace with the world.

Position 5
A mole above the eyebrow indicates that there is wealth luck in your life, but you will need to earn it and work harder than most people. All the income you make must be carefully kept as there are people who are jealous of you who might attempt to sweet talk you into parting with your wealth. Be wary of those who tr y to interest you in get-rich-quick schemes. If you have a mole here, it is advisable not to be too trusting of others. Follow your instincts and be cautious. And never allow other people to control your finances.

Position 6
A mole here indicates intelligence, creativity and skill as an artist. Your artistic talent can bring you wealth, fame and success. It also indicates wealth luck, but this can only be fully realized if you follow your heart rather than stick to conventional means of making a living. Success will come if you are brave.

Position 7
Moles under the eyebrows indicate arguments within the extended family that cause you grief and unhappiness. This will affect your work and livelihood. It is advisable to settle any differences you have with your relatives if you want peace of mind to move ahead.

Position 8
This is not a very good position for a mole. Your financial position will constantly be under strain because of a tendency to overspend. You also have a penchant for gambling. The only thing is you must know when to stop. Meanwhile, someone with a mole here has a tendency to flirt with members of the opposite sex as well as with the same sex. Better be a little discerning where you exert your charms, or you might get into trouble.

Position 9
This mole position suggests sexual and other problems. It is an unfortunate mole and you are well advised to get rid of it. It brings a litany of woes and a parade of problems.

Position 10
A mole here just under the nose indicates excellent descendants luck. You are surrounded by family at all times and will have many children and grandchildren. You have the support of those close to you and will be both materially and emotionally fulfilled.

Position 11
Moles here suggest a tendency to succumb to illness. It is a good idea to have this mole removed especially if it is a large, dark-coloured mole. Otherwise use lots of foundation to cover it.

Position 12
A mole here foretells a successful but also a very balanced life. You are likely to be not just rich, but famous as well. But although you have every opportunity to live the high life, you will have a satisfying home and family life as well. Women with moles here are particularly lucky and tend to be beautiful and glamourous as well.

Position 13
Your children will be a big worry in your life. Your relationship with them is not good. There is nothing much you can do about this except to learn some tolerance.

Position 14
A mole here suggests a vulnerability to food which can be a big problem in your life. You may have allergies against certain foods or you may simply be eating too much.

Position 15
You are a person always on the move and constantly renovating and redesigning your house. You like to be introduced to new things and see new places. You are not happy if you remain in one place for long. You enjoy travel and adventure, and have a very observant eye.

Position 16
You need to be careful when it comes to eating, and als o when it comes to your sex life. These are your two biggest problems. You tend to have weight issues which can make you depressed. You enjoy romance, sometimes with more than one person, but because you are a person with some morality, you will feel guilty about it and this will cause you much stress.

Position 17
You will be someone of great social prominence. You are active on the social scene and an excellent conversationalist. There is a tendency to become bigheaded about your success, which could lose you your good name. This will affect you deeply because you draw your confidence and self worth from what others think of you.

Position 18
You are a person always on the move. There is a great deal of overseas travel in your life, but you should take extra care each time you cross the great waters, as your mole prefers you to stay at home.

Position 19
You have money luck and many good friends, so this is a good mole to have. Your weakness is that you tend to succumb to the charms of the opposite sex. In your life, it is this that could get you into hot water, so do cool your ardour!

Position 20
A mole here can be very lucky or very unlucky. If you have a mole here, you are destined either for extreme fame or infamy. You have great flair for creativity and are also highly intelligent, but your talents can be used for both good and bad. You are not a person to be trifled with for you are no pushover and do not forgive and forget easily. This mole is a mark of someone who will go down in history either as a great or as a tyrant.

Position 21
This is a good mole, as it suggests plenty to eat and drink throughout your life. This mole also brings fame and recognition.

Position 22
Your life is always happy and things go smoothly for you. You could well become a sports superstar if you have the passion for it. Moles at the end of eyebrows also suggest a person of authority and power, so if you are the CEO of a company, you will do very well.

Position 23
You have a high IQ, and you are both brain smart and street smart. You have a highly-developed survival instinct and will lead a meaningful and long life. You will be active until a very old age and will have friends and family around you till the very end.

Position 24
You will achieve fame and fortune in your young age and you are advised to use this period to safeguard your old age, as people with moles here tend to have a harderlife as they get older.

Position 25
You will enjoy good prosperity and recognition luck, but do be careful of excesses. Stay traditional in your attitudes and you will have a long and fruitful life.

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Blindness

There was a blind girl who hated herself just because she ' s blind.

She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He ' s always there
for her. She said that if she could only see the world, she would
marry her boyfriend.

One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her and then she can see
everything, including her boyfriend.

Her boyfriend asked her, "now that you can see the world, will you
marry me?" The girl was shocked when she saw that her boyfriend is
blind too, and refused to marry him.

Her boyfriend walked away in tears, and later wrote a letter to her
saying. "Just take care of my eyes dear."

This is how human brain changes when the status changed.

Only few remember what life was before, and who ' s always been
there even in the most painful situations.

Life Is A Gift

Today before you think of saying an unkind word

Think of someone who can ' t speak.

Before you complain about the taste of your food

Think of someone who has nothing to eat.

Before you complain about your husband or wife

Think of someone who ' s crying out to God for a companion.

Today before you complain about life

Think of someone who went too early to heaven.

Before you complain about your children

Think of someone who desires children but they ' re barren.

Before you argue about your dirty house, someone didn ' t clean or
sweep

Think of the people who are living in the streets.

Before whining about the distance you drive

Think of someone who walks the same distance with their feet.

And when you are tired and complain about your job

Think of the unemployed, the disabled and those who wished

they had your job.

But before you think of pointing the finger or condemning another

Remember that not one of us are without sin and we all answer to
one Maker.

And when depressing thoughts seem to get you down
Put a smile on your face and thank God you ' re alive and still
around.

Life is a gift
Live it
Enjoy it
Celebrate it
EMBRACE IT
And fulfill it

And while you are at it give love to someone today
Love someone with what you do and the words you say
Love is not meant to be kept locked inside of us and hidden
So give it away "Give Love to someone today!"

Management Scheme

Dear employees,

Due to the current financial situation caused by the
slowdown of economy, Management has decided to implement a
scheme to put workers of 50 years of age and above on early
retirement. This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged
People Early).

Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to management to be
eligible for the SHAFT scheme (Special Help After Forced
Termination). Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will
be reviewed under the SCREW program (Scheme Covering Retired
Early Workers). A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice
and SCREWED as many times as Management deems appropriate.

Persons who have been RAPED can only get AIDS (Additional
Income for Dependants & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings
for Retired Personnel Early Severance).

Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be
SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by Management. Persons who
are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much SHIT
(Special High Intensity Training) as possible. Management
has always prided itself on the amount of SHIT it gives
employees. Should you feel that you do not receive enough
SHIT, please bring it to the attention of your Supervisor.
They have been trained to give you all the SHIT you can
handle.

Enjoy the Holidays!



Sincerely,

The Management

女人在 8、 18、28、38、 48歲時 有啥不同?

看完後,好好笑喔~

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8歲時 你要帶她上床
並講個故事哄她睡覺;



18歲時 你要編個故事
把她騙上床;



28 歲時 你啥都不用說
只要直接和她上床就好了;



38歲時 她會編個故事
要你跟她上床;



48歲時 你會編個故事
以避免和她上床。



下文轉寄自
彭清勇碩士提供



(A) 熱戀的時候
,男人抱著女人睡.




女人說:「你抱得我太緊了,很熱啊!
我快窒息了。」




男人笑著說:「我喜歡抱著妳,否則我睡不著。」




當他們成為夫妻以後,有一天女人投訴:




「你晚上睡覺都沒抱著我,這和我一個人睡有什麼分別。」




男人說:「抱在一起,大家都睡不好,難道妳不覺得嗎?」



(B)


某天,男人會突然在鬧市中把女人抱起,走長長的一段路。




女人笑說:「你瘋了嗎?快把我放下來,讓人看到
不好。」


男人說:「怕什麼?我喜歡抱著妳。」




若干年以後,女人在鬧市中向男人撒嬌:「抱我!」



男人說:「妳瘋了嗎?」



(C)
某天,女人跟男人說:「抱我!」




男人乖乖彎腰,把女人抱上床。




若干年以後,女人跟男人說:「抱我上床!」




男人沒好氣的說:「妳腳斷了嗎?」



(D)
某天,男人向女人許諾:




「即使妳將來變成一個大肥婆,我也要天天抱妳,




妳變成老太婆,我也繼續抱著妳。」




若干年之後,女人胖了,老了,要男人抱,


男人沒好氣地說:「妳想壓死我嗎?」





很難相信,


當年抱妳和若干年之後不抱妳的,竟是同一個男人....



【註】結婚後,他抱妳,福氣啦!




若干年後,沒抱妳,正常啦!別介意 ! !




不過,無論如何,看完這文章,女人要諒解,男人要檢討!

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Monday, December 15, 2008

Giordano Sale



Giordano Sale 15 to 21 Dec 08...

Friday, December 12, 2008

Cute dog tricks!

To all Dog Lovers and NON DOG LOVERS

Click here: I Do Dog Tricks

This is really cute - tell the puppy to sneeze and see what he does! Love it!!

I have no idea how they do this: TYPE IN a command and see what happens... Sit, roll over, down, stand, sing, dance, shake, fetch, play dead, etc. And... it's also very cute if you type in a command that's not recognized...!! Make sure you type in 'Kiss' too, but do it last.

View and Enjoy.

Contradictions of being Singaporean

This is so funny..................and most are so true........Funny truths about life in small small Singapore Island....

1. Nite - Sleep with air-con; Day - Bathe with heater on

2. Day - Cannot Wake up; Nite - Cannot Sleep

3. Translation is needed between Singaporean Chinese and Mainland Chinese

4. Smell Of rubbish besides letterboxes; Rubbish inside Letterbox

5. Spore Chinese use different languages other then Chinese to communicate.

6. Sporean never like to vote, but like to complain

7. There are quite a number of rich/poor in spore - They have Car, Credit Card, CPF but no Cash and is liable to lots of loans

9. There are quite a few high-tech barbaric singaporeans -they know how to use state-of-the art equipment, 3g mobile phone and powerful computers but they dunno how to use a simple dustbin or a toilet

10. Half Sporeans rushed to buy Hello kitty, but the other half busy killing stray cats

11. Chewing Gum - Can Chew, Cannot buy?? (Restricted to buying)

12. Cigarettes - Convenient to buy; not convenient to smoke

13. Private Cars - Cheaper and Cheaper to buy, harder and harder to Maintain

14. Public Bus - Half the Crowd squeeze in front section of the Bus, Second section is for Carrying Ghost

15. Education - Teachers teaching Less but expects students to learn More

JOKE OF THE YEAR

A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work .

Her nine-year-old son comes home unexpectedly, sees the illegal lovers and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch.

Then the woman's husband unexpectedly comes home.

She hides her lover in the cupboard, not realizing that her little boy is in there already.

The little Boy says: 'Dark in here.'
The Man says: 'Yes, it is.'
Boy: 'I have a soccer ball, do you want to buy it?'
Man: 'No, thanks.'
Boy: 'My dad's outside, I'll call him if you don't buy it!'
Man: 'OK, how much?'
Boy: '$1,000.'

A few weeks later it happened again, and the boy and the lover were in the cupboard together again.

Boy: 'Dark in here.'
Man: 'Yes, it is.'
Boy: 'I have soccer boots.'
The Man, remembering the last time, asks the boy: 'How much?'
The Boy says:'$5,000.'
The Man says: 'Fine, I will buy them.'

A few days later, the Father says to the boy: 'Grab your ball and boots, let's go outside and have a game.'
The Boy says: 'I can't, I sold them for $ 6,000.'
The Father says: 'That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that... $ 6,000 is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess your 'SINS.'

They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.

The Boy says: 'Dark in here.'
The Priest says: 'Don't start that again!' THIS IS MY CHURCH, NOT YOUR FATHER'S HOUSE !

5 DON'TS when you go to sleep

1 DON'T SLEEP WITH WATCH
Watches can emit a certain level of radioactivity.
Though small, but if you wear your watch to bed
for a long time, it might have adverse effects on your
health.

2 DON'T SLEEP WITH BRA
Scientists in America have discovered those that
wear bras for more than 12 hours have
a higher risk of getting breast cancer.
So go to bed without it.

3 DON'T SLEEP WITH PHONE
Putting the phone beside your bed or anywhere
near you is not encouraged.
Though some of us will use phones as alarm clocks,
but please put the phone as far as possible.
Scientists have proved that electrical items including
mobile phone and television sets emit magnetic waves when
used.
These waves can cause disruptions to our nervous system.
Therefore if you need to put your mobile phone near you,
switch it off first.

4 DON'T SLEEP WITH MAKE UP
People who sleep with make up might have
skin problems in the long run.
Sleeping with make up will cause the skin to have
difficulty in breathing and problem in perspiring.
You will also need a much longer time to go into deep sleep.

Lastly.....

5 DON'T SLEEP WITH OTHERS' WIFE / HUSBAND
You may never wake up again.

Health - Important Notice

Reduce the amount of TEA you consume
Do not eat bread which has only JUST been toasted
Keep your distance from hand phone CHARGERS
Drink more WATER in the morning, less at night
Do not drink coffee TWICE a day
Reduce the amount of OILY food you consume
Best sleeping time is from 10pm at night to 6am in the morning
Do not have HUGE meals after 5pm
Do not take pills with COOL water
Do not lie down immediately after taking medicine before sleeping
Getting LESS than 8 hours of sleep affects your health
People used to napping will not get old easily
When battery is down to the LAST grid/bar, do not answer the phone, the radiation is 1000 times
Answer the phone by LEFT ear, it'll spoil your brain directly by using right ear
Do not use headphones/earphone for LONG period of time, rest your ear awhile after 1 hour

Christmas Cake!!!

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A wake-up call: cancers

AFTER YEARS OF TELLING PEOPLE CHEMOTHERAPY IS THE ONLY WAY TO TRY (TRY
THE KEY WORD) AND ELIMINATE CANCER, JOHN HOPKINS IS FINALLY STARTING TO
TELL YOU THERE IS AN ALTERNATIVE WAY .

1. Every person has cancer cells in the body. These cancer cells do not
show up in the standard tests until they have multiplied to a few
billion. When doctors tell cancer patients that there are no more cancer
cells in their bodies after treatment, it just means the tests are
unable to detect the cancer cells because they have not reached the
detectable size.

2. Cancer cells occur between 6 to more than 10 times in a person's
lifetime.

3. When the person's immune system is strong the cancer cells will be
destroyed and prevented from multiplying and forming tumors.

4. When a person has cancer it indicates the person has multiple
nutritional deficiencies. These could be due to genetic,
environmental, food and lifestyle factors.

5. To overcome the multiple nutritional deficiencies, changing diet and
including supplements will strengthen the immune system.

6. Chemotherapy involves poisoning the rapidly growing cancer cells and
also destroys rapidly-growing healthy cells in the bone marrow,
gastro-intestinal tract etc, and can cause organ damage, like liver,
kidneys, heart, lungs etc..

7. Radiation while destroying cancer cells also burns, scars and damages
healthy cells, tissues and organs.

8. Initial treatment with chemotherapy and radiation will often reduce
tumor size. However prolonged use of chemotherapy and radiation do not
result in more tumor destruction.

9. When the body has too much toxic burden from chemotherapy and
radiation the immune system is either compromised or destroyed, hence
the person can succumb to various kinds of infections and complications..

10. Chemotherapy and radiation can cause cancer cells to mutate and
become resistant and difficult to destroy. Surgery can also cause
cancer cells to spread to other sites.

11. An effective way to battle cancer is to starve the cancer cells by
not feeding it with the foods it needs to multiply.

CANCER CELLS FEED ON:
a.. Sugar, is a cancer-feeder.

By cutting off sugar it cuts off one important food supply to the cancer
cells. Sugar substitutes like Nutrasweet, Equal, Spoonful, etc are
made with Aspartame and it is harmful. A better natural substitute
would be Manuka honey or molasses but only in very small amounts.
Table salt has a chemical added to make it white in colour. Better
alternative is Bragg's aminos or sea salt. ( THE WEST MADE US 2 CHANGE
FROM SEA 2 WHITE IODISED SALT ).

b. Milk causes the body to produce mucus, especially in the gastro-
intestinal tract.. Cancer feeds on mucus.

By cutting off milk and substituting with unsweetened soya milk cancer
cells are being starved.

c. Cancer cells thrive in an acid environment.

A meat-based diet is acidic and it is best to eat fish, and a little
chicken rather than beef or pork. Meat also contains livestock
antibiotics, growth hormones and parasites, which are all
harmful,especially to people with cancer.

d. A diet made of 80% fresh vegetables and juice, whole grains, seeds,
nuts and a little fruits help put the body into an alkaline environment.

About 20% can be from cooked food including beans. Fresh vegetable
juices provide live enzymes that are easily absorbed and reach down to
cellular levels within 15 minutes to nourish and enhance growth of
healthy cells. To obtain live enzymes for building healthy cells try
and drink fresh vegetable juice (most vegetables including bean sprouts)
and eat some raw vegetables 2 or 3 times a day.. Enzymes are destroyed
at temperatures of 104 degrees F (40 degrees C).

e. Avoid coffee, tea, and chocolate, which have high caffeine.

Green tea is a better alternative and has cancer-fighting properties.
Water- best to drink purified water, or filtered, to avoid known toxins
and heavy metals in tap water. Distilled water is acidic, avoid it.

12. Meat protein is difficult to digest and requires a lot of digestive
enzymes. Undigested meat remaining in the intestines become putrified
and leads to more toxic buildup.

13. Cancer cell walls have a tough protein covering. By refraining
from or eating less meat it frees more enzymes to attack the protein
walls of cancer cells and allows the body's killer cells to destroy the
cancer cells.

14. Some supplements build up the immune system (IP6, Florssence,
Essiac, anti-oxidants, vitamins,minerals, EFAs etc.) to enable the
body's own killer cells to destroy cancer cells. Other supplements
like vitamin E are known to cause apoptosis, or programmed cell death,
the body's normal method of disposing of damaged, unwanted, or unneeded
cells.

15. Cancer is a disease of the mind, body and spirit. A proactive and
positive spirit will help the cancer warrior be a survivor.

Anger, unforgiveness and bitterness put the body into a stressful and
acidic environment. Learn to have a loving and forgiving spirit.
Learn to relax and enjoy life.

16. Cancer cells cannot thrive in an oxygenated environment.
Exercising daily, and deep breathing help to get more oxygen down to the
cellular level. Oxygen therapy is another means employed to destroy
cancer cells.

PLEASE READ ON :

1. No plastic containers in micro.

2. No water bottles in freezer.

3. No plastic wrap in microwave.

Johns Hopkins has recently sent this out in its newsletters. This info
is being circulated at Walter Reed Army Medical Center as well. Dioxin
chemicals causes cancer, especially breast cancer.

Dioxins are highly poisonous to the cells of our bodies. Don't freeze
your plastic bottles with water in them as this releases dioxins from
the plastic.
Recently, Dr. Edward Fujimoto, Wellness Program Manager at Castle
Hospital was on a TV program to explain this health hazard.

He talked about dioxins and how bad they are for us. He said that we
should not be heating our food in the microwave using plastic
containers. This especially applies to foods that contain fat.

He said that the combination of fat, high heat, and plastics releases
dioxin into the food and ultimately into the cells of the body.

Instead, he recommends using glass, such as CorningWare, Pyrex or
ceramic containers for heating food.

You get the same results, only without the dioxin. So such things as
TV dinners, instant ramen and soups, etc., should be removed from the
container and heated in something else. Paper isn't bad but you don't
know what is in the paper. It's just safer to use tempered glass,
Corning Ware, etc. He reminded us that a while ago some of the fast
food restaurants moved away from the foam containers to paper. The
dioxin problem is one of the reasons.

Also, he pointed out that plastic wrap, such as Saran, is just as
dangerous when placed over foods to be cooked in the microwave. As the
food is nuked, the high heat causes poisonous toxins to actually melt
out of the plastic wrap and drip into the food. Cover food with a
paper towel instead.

Thursday, December 4, 2008

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Tuesday, December 2, 2008

2008 christmas carol

The 2008 Christmas Carol

You ' d better watch out
You ' d better not cry
You ' d better keep cash
I ' m telling you why:
Recession is coming to town.

It ' s hitting you once,
It ' s hitting you twice
It doesn ' t care if you ' ve been careful and wise
Recession is coming to town

It ' s worthless if you ' ve got shares
It ' s worthless if you ' ve got bonds
It ' s safe when you ' ve got cash in hand
So keep cash for goodness sake, HEY

You ' d better watch out
You ' d better not cry
You ' d better keep cash
I ' m telling you why:
Recession is coming to town!

Finance products are confusing
Finance products are so vague
The banks make you bear the cost of risk
So keep out for goodness sake, OH

You ' d better watch out
You ' d better not cry
You ' d better keep cash
I ' m telling you why:
Recession is coming to town.

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Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Mind Bogling Experiment....must try this!

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How Smart Is Your Right Foot?

Trust me try this, it takes only few seconds.

This is so funny that it will boggle yourmind. And, you will keep trying it at least 50 more times tosee if you can outsmart your foot. But you can't!!!

1. While sitting at your desk, lift yourright foot off the floor and make clockwise circles with it.

2. Now, while doing this, draw the number"6" in the air with your right hand.. Your foot will change direction!!!

I told you so.. And there is nothing youcan do about it.

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Kawai neh

漂亮的手作﹐ 自己也可以創意作一作哦!
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NAUGHTY QUESTIONS

Try answering the questions before going to the next. See if are as smart as the boy.

NAUGHTY QUESTIONS

A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students the Teacher asked,
"Boy, what is your problem?"
Boy answered, "I'm too smart for the first grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!"
The Teacher had enough. She took Boy to the principal'soffice.
While the boy waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was.
The principal told the teacher he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.
She agreed.
Boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal:
"What is 3 x 3?"

Boy.:
"9".
Principal:
"What is 6 x 6?"

Boy.:
"36".
And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know.
The principal looks at the teacher and tells her,
"I think Boy can go to the third-grade."
the teacher says to the principal,
"I have some of my own questions. Can I ask him? "
The principal and Boy both agree.
the teacher asks,
"What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"

Boy., after a moment
"Legs."

Teacher :
"What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"

Boy.:
"Pockets."

Teacher :
"What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious
and contains thin whitish liquid?"

Boy.:
"Coconut"

Teacher:
"What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And
sticky?"
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop
the answer.
Boy was taking charge.

Boy:
"Bubblegum"

Teacher:
"What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?"
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer...

Boy.:
"Shake hands"

Teacher:
"Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?"

Boy.:
"Yep."

Teacher:
"You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do."

Boy.:
"Tent"

Teacher:
"A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first."
The Principal was looking testless, a bit tense.

Boy.:
"Wedding Ring"

Teacher:
"I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good."

Boy.:
"Nose"

Teacher:
"I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver."

Boy.:
"Arrow"

Teacher:
"What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?"

Boy.:
"Firetruck"

Teacher: "What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if you dont get it u have to use ur hand."

Boy.:
"Fork"

Teacher:
"What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?"

Boy.:
"SURNAME"

Teacher:
"What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love ?"

Boy..:
"HEART."
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher,
"Send this Boy to College, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!"

A Touching Story (老婆,对不起,我爱你)

他,忙于工作,每天早出晚归。

她,结婚后就辞去工作,每天呆在家里。

他,拼命工作,努力赚钱,为的是两人可以有个更好的未来。

她,辞去工作,全职顾家,为的是守护两人幸福的现在。

他很爱她,她很爱他。

他很老实,她对他在外面工作很放心,绝对信任他。

她很独立,他对她照顾自己很有信心,绝对放心她。

每天夜里,当他夜归时,煲里还有温着地炖汤。

每天早上,当他起床时,桌上都有温暖的咖啡。

这样的日子,从结婚后开始,持续了三年。

她从不过问他的工作,只是知道他在越升越高,日子渐渐富裕起来。

他从不过问她的家事,只是知道家里井井有条,家庭依旧和谐幸福。

他不喜欢电脑,每天工作就对着电脑N小时了,回家决不碰电脑。

她不喜欢电脑,每天却在独处的时候对着电脑N小时,非常忙碌。

直到有一天,他接到一通电话。

“请问是陈先生吗?你的太太晕倒被送入院,她的子宫癌已经是末期了,请你来见他最后一面。”

晴天霹雳,他赶到医院,看着她悲痛欲绝的问她为什么不告诉他。

她看着他,对着他微笑,告诉他她爱他然后微笑着永远闭上眼睛。

他失去了生活中心,他失去了人生方向,他失去了他爱的她。

他后悔,他懊恼,他怨恨他自己,为什么没花多一点时间陪她,去了解她。

妻子出殡后,他独自回到空无一人的家里,厨房里不再有炖汤。

他坐在客厅里发呆,想哭却哭不出来。

这时,他看到了客厅里的电脑,他想看看照片,这些他仅剩和她美丽的回忆。

第一次开启家里的电脑,看到桌面上有个叫《老公,是我》的文件夹,里面有1095个录影片段。

电脑荧幕上出现了一张熟悉的脸孔~

扬声器传来熟悉的声音~

他的眼泪,终于决堤而出。

“老公,是我啦~~从今天开始由我陪伴你过吧~~不过你要答应我,一天只能看一个哦~~我们终于结婚了,你知道吗?能嫁给你是我一生最大的幸福,我会把每天发生的事情记录在一段录影日记里,几年后的结婚纪念日拿给你看,一定很有趣的~................”

影片接下来就是她絮絮不休的说着一些生活上的琐事和他们之间的事情,他看了看影片日期,结婚的那一天~

第一次,他违背了深爱的她的意愿,一个又一个的影片看了下去~

“老公,你很忙碌,要好好照顾身体哦.........”

“老公,今天难得你陪我去购物,我好开心哦.........”

“老公,一周年纪念日了,谢谢你的礼物,对不起还没能给你生个孩子,我们再努力吧......”

“老公,我身体很不舒服,不懂为什么常常会肚子痛,明天我自己去看医生好了......”

“老公,医生说我患上了子宫癌,建议我切除,你说他是不是傻的,我还想要孩子呐.......”

“老公,我有乖乖做治疗的,药都有吃,不过我不要做化疗,剃了头就不美了,你一定会笑我的.......”

“老公,医生又叫我切除子宫了,他说不然就太迟了,我痛骂了他一顿,这家伙不知好歹,总是要破坏我们的计划.......”

“老公,我看我应该不怎么行了,请原谅我不告诉你,因为我想你永远记住我美好的一面,这些事情我自己来就好了.......”

“老公,我们结婚都已经三年了,我想我是撑不住了,我不在后,你要好好生活,炖汤的食谱都在电脑里,咖啡的冲泡方法也在里面,一切都为你准备好了,你要好好学着照顾自己。”

“老公,如果你一天看一个录影,现在已经三年了,你应该习惯了没有我的生活吧?是时候把我收在回忆里自己走出来了,你的人生还很漫长,找个爱你和你爱的人继续生活吧。”

“老公,应该是这几天了,我知道时间到了。不过我猜想你应该不会那么老实一天看一个影片吧,看到这里你也累坏了啦,我也很累了,是时候离开了。记得,好好继续生活啊。你还记得吗?你说过你会爱我一辈子的,我也回答你我会用我的一辈子去爱你。现在我们的诺言都实现了,我要离开了,我的确用了我的一辈子去爱你。你也别难过了,你已经爱了我一辈子了,这样的我们,很幸福不是吗?.......最后一次了,老公,对不起,我爱你.....”

看完了1095个影片,他不知道已经过了多久,泪水流了又干,干了又流。

打开窗帘,温暖的阳光照了进来,他对着晴朗的天空,轻轻说了句~

“老婆,对不起,我爱你~”

Shoes Sale (3 days only 25-27 Nov)


Shoes sales at Citylink!

Ben & Jerry's Very First Ice Cream Festival

Greetings from Ben & Jerry's Singapore!

You are invited to the chunkiest & coolest ice cream festival in town. Bringyour family & friends along to enjoy a moovellous concoction of moosic, games,great food & a euphoric amount of moolicious Ben & Jerry's ice cream!


Professional Diploma in Training & Development (PDTD)

Professional diploma program customized for EDs, CEOs and mid level staff of non-profit organizations (with SDF-funding*)

Mentoring Partnership International (MPI) (www.mpi.org.sg) is a Non-Profit Organization established to promote quality mentoring in its diverse forms through training, consultation and research in best mentoring practices.

In Partnership with Singapore Training and Development Association (STADA), MPI is pleased to offer the Professional Diploma in Training & Development (PDTD) (with an emphasis on Mentoring).

This professional diploma program is hereby customized for Executive Directors, CEOs and mid level staff of non-profit organizations. It is aimed at providing the participants the knowledge and skills practice to perform human capital development work at the workplace. This can range from training and mentoring delivery, program design to management of learning & development function and mentoring in non-profit organizations.

This program consists of 7 Modules and a Practicum. Participants will be assessed in every module through learning activities and a written assignment. Additionally, they will work in groups to deliver a Practicum that integrates knowledge and skills acquired throughout the program.

Duration
7-8 months

Program Contents

- Module 1: Introduction to Training and Development (36 hours)
- Module 2: Managing Training and Development (36 hours)
- Module 3: Planning Training and Mentoring (36 hours)
- Module 4: Delivery Training and Mentoring (36 hours)
- Module 5: Business of Training and Mentoring (36 hours)
- Module 6: Trainer and Mentoring as Entrepreneurship (36 hours)
- Module 7: Introduction to Coaching and Mentoring (36 hours)
- Practicum (44 hours)

Please see attachments for training schedule, course brochure and application form.

Commencement Date
14 January 2008 (1st Intake)
15 January 2008 (2nd Intake)

Application Closing Date
5 December 2008

For enquiry, please call Chariz or Pearlyn at 6550 9566 or email to admin@mpi.org.sg.
* SDF Funding terms and conditions apply

http://tentacool.net/misc/others/PDTD/Trg%20Schedule.doc
http://tentacool.net/misc/others/PDTD/(STADA_MPI)%20PDTD%20Brochure%20(21Nov08).pdf
http://tentacool.net/misc/others/PDTD/(STADA%20MPI)%20PDTD%20Application%20Form%20(21Nov2008).pdf

Source: http://www.mpi.org.sg

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或許妳,我都沒能力幫(他),或許妳一個不求回報善念用用鍵盤,在轉寄,卻給了一個生命和一位姐姐希望

請急速幫我們傳到社會每一個愛 的角落 …………………







請接受一個高中姊姊的跪求∼跪求您幫助我親愛的嚴重心臟衰竭而急需換心的弟弟∼ 重榮 小朋友!
我們全家人向大家跪求幫忙 ~ 跪求一顆 ' 心臟 '

重榮1996 年來到人世的初夜就是被醫生所宣佈救回機率極低的極重度 「心臟辦膜閉鎖不全」 (是指在心臟的辦膜功能有缺陷﹐使得血液在心臟收縮過程有發生不正常的逆流情形) 的重大先天性心臟病,血液的逆流日以繼夜的造成重榮的心臟腫大,當年醫生說:假使勉強救回了那麼也是只能活到 6歲。
但, 他堅強的求生力抵抗了死神的呼喚 、他脆弱中沈穩的忍耐與掙扎 ,卻也是家屬最大的不忍和沈痛∼因為我們知道 , 他好想活下去 … ..。10年了 ,他足足和病魔奮鬥了 10年∼這十年來他無一日不素行 ,他唯一喜愛的節目是 ' 好消息電視台 ' ,即便在重度昏迷前都告訴媽媽:「我要聽讚美神的音樂。」他無時無刻都仰望一個平安長大的機會。

此時此刻 、病魔卻還在折騰一個如此善良而脆弱的他, 他正在 中國醫藥學院小兒加護病房裡與時間賽跑,分秒必爭的祈求活下去的機會 ……. 。
每一分每一秒, 我們家屬都誠摯的懇求愛心人士能幫助我們家的重榮!因為 , 他需要一顆 ' 有愛的心臟 ' 。( * 醫生已告知我們重榮可以接受大人心臟了! * )
『我想要活下去,我想回學校上學!』
這是重榮唯一最想要的願望!
希望大家幫幫需要心臟的重榮!
F 重榮的基本資料:
1.年齡 - 10歲 (1 996/ 12 / 25 出生 )
2.血型 - O
3.體重 - 30 Kg
4.身高 - 140 cm
★ 捐心 聯絡電話:
台中市中國醫藥學院小兒加護病房
台中市育德路 2 號
TEL: (04)205-2121? 206-2121
★ 重榮的家屬電話:
陳怡均
陳奕維

∼我們求求您的幫助∼


我相信每個人背上都有一隻翅膀。
我相信每個人都是半個天使。

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Giordano Friends & Family Private Sale (3 to 7 Nov'08)

Sale is back! From 3 – 7 Nov’08.
Spread the word! It’s 40% off regular priced items.
This great offer is valid at Giordano, Giordano Junior and BSX only.

Print out the attached coupon to enjoy this privilege.


Friday, October 31, 2008

Check ur birthdate and find out wat u belong to...

LOOK UP YOUR BIRTHDAY AND SEE WHAT YOU ARE.

Scroll down to see what it says about you.

January 01 - 09 ~ Ass
January 10 - 24 ~ Slug
January 25 - 31 ~ Cockroach
February 01 - 05 ~ Parasite
February 06 - 14 ~ Bullfrog
February 15 - 21 ~ Skunk
February 22 - 28 ~ Snake
March 01 - 12 ~ Ape
March 13 - 15 ~ Cockroach
March 16 - 23 ~ Slug
March 24 - 31 ~ Parasite

April 01 - 03 ~ Ass
April 04 - 14 ~ Snake
April 15 - 26 ~ Slug
April 27 - 30 ~ Skunk
May 01 - 13 ~ Slug
May 14 - 21 ~ Bullfrog
May 22 - 31 ~ Cockroach
June 01 - 03 ~ Slug
June 04 - 14 ~ Skunk
June 15 - 20 ~ Ass
June 21 - 24 ~ Ape
June 25 - 30 ~ Parasite

July 01 - 09 ~ Slug
July 10 - 15 ~ Ass
July 16 - 26 ~ Bullfrog
July 27 - 31 ~ Parasite
August 01 - 15 ~ Ape
August 16 - 25 ~ Slug
August 26 - 31 ~ Skunk
September 01 - 14 ~ Bullfrog
September 15 - 27 ~ Parasite
September 28 - 30 ~ Ass

October 01 - 15 ~ Ape
October 16 - 27 ~ Skunk
October 28 - 31 ~ Snake
November 01 - 16 ~Cockroach
November 17 - 30 ~Parasite
December 01 - 16 ~ Ass
December 17 - 25 ~ Ape
December 26 - 31 ~ Bullfrog



If you are an Ass : A very loyal and sweet person. Your loyalty can never be doubted. You are quite honest and sincere when it comes to your attitude towards working. You are a very simple person, indeed. Absolutely hassle free, humble, and down-to-earth!! That explains the reason why your friends cling on to you! You have a good taste for clothes. If your wardrobe is not updated with what is trendy, you sure are depressed. Popular and easy-going. You have a little group of dignified friends, a! ll of them being quality-personified.

If you are a Slug : Always up to some sort of a mischief! The mischievous gleam in your eyes is what makes you so cute and attractive to everyone. You are an extremely fun-to-be-with kind of person. No wonder people seek your company and look forward to include you for all get-together's. However, you are sensitive which is a drawback. People need to select their words while talking to you. If someone tries to fiddle around and play with words while dealing with you, it is enough to invite your wrath. God bless the person then!

If you are a Cockroach : Quite contradictory to your name, you are a peace loving person.! You best try to avoid a situation wherein you are required to fight. An outdoor person, you dislike sitting at one place for a long duration. You are a born leader, and have it in you how to tactfully derive work from people. You love being loved and when you receive your share of limelight from someone, you are all theirs!!!! Well, well... Hence some people could even take an advantage, flatter you to the maximum and get their work done. So be careful.....

If you are a Parasite : An extremely lovable, adorable person, sometimes shy, with a passion for quick wit.. At times, you prefer quietness. You love exploring various things and going into depth of each thing. Under normal circumstances you're cool but when given a reason to, you are like a volcano waiting to erupt. You're a fashion bird. People look forward to you as an icon associated with fashion. Basically, you mingle along freely but don't like talking much to strangers. People feel very easy in your company. You observe care in choosing your friends.

If you are a Skunk : You are near to perfect and nice at heart. The examples of your kindness are always circulated in groups of people. You, too, love peace. You wouldn't like to retaliate even to a person who is in the wrong.. You are loved due to this. You do not wish to talk behind one's back. People love the way you always treat them. You can give, give, and give love, and the best part is that you do not expect it back in return.. You are generous enough. Seeing things in a practical light is w! hat remains the best trait of you guys.

If you are a Bullfrog: You symbolize a very happy-go-lucky approach in life. Whatever the surroundings may be, grim or cheerful, you remain unaffected. In fact, you spread cheer wherever you go. You are the leader of your group of friends and good at consoling people in their times of need. You dislike hypocrisy and tend to shirk away from hypocrites. ! They can never be in your good books, no matter what. You are very methodical and organized in your work. No amount of mess, hence, can ever encompass you. Beware, it is easy for you to fall in love....

If you are a Snake : You are mysterious. You are someone who can handle pressure with ease, and can handle any atmosphere without going berserk. You can be mean at times, and love to gossip with your selected group. Very prim and proper. You like all situations and things to be in the way you desire, which, sometimes is not possible.. As a result, yo u may lose out in some relationships. But otherwise, you love to help people out from difficult and tight spots when they really need you.

If you are an Ape : Very impatient and hyper!!! You want things to be done as quick as possible.. At heart, you are quite simple and love if you are the center of attraction. That way, you people are unique. You would like to keep yourself safe from all the angles. Shall your name be dragged or featured in any sort of a controversy, you then go all panicky.. Therefore, you take your precautions from the very beginning. When you foresee anything wrong, your sixth sense is what saves you from falling in traps. Quite a money minded bunch you people are!!

Magic in Windows. (Try it, no gimmicks)

MAGIC #1

An Indian discovered that nobody can create a FOLDER anywhere on the Computer which can be named as 'CON'.
This is something pretty Cool and Unbelievable.. At Microsoft the whole Team, couldn't answer why this happened.
TRY IT NOW ,IT WILL NOT CREATE ' CON ' FOLDER


MAGIC #2

For those of you using Windows, do the following:
1.) Open an empty notepad file
2.) Type 'Bush hid the facts' (without the quotes)
3.) Save it as whatever you want.
4.) Close it, and re-open it.

Is it just a really weird bug?
<畂桳栠摩琠敨映捡獴>


MAGIC #3

Microsoft crazy facts

This is something pretty cool and neat and unbelievable.
At Microsoft the whole Team, including Bill Gates, couldn't answer why this happened too. It was discovered by a Brazilian. Try it out yourself:

Open Microsoft Word and type

=rand (200, 99)

And then press ENTER

Then see the magic.

Ghost story - Tall office buildings at CBD area

Prior to joining a new company, this guy A was working at boat quayarea.In those tall building offices like UOB and such. His office was quitehigh up the level at least 30 and above. Normally he will have to stayback for OT and in the evening, all the lifts will be stopped due tosecurity reasons. Whenever he wanted to leave, he will need to call theold security uncle to activate the lift from ground floor to his level.Then the uncle will send the lift up.

After sometime, he left the company and joined another place where hisoffice also very high up in the building. Hence if do OT, also need tocall uncle to send lift up. Then it came the day that he ' s working OTfor the first time at the new place. He stayed back till 12 plus am andWhen he ' s about to leave, he called the security uncle to send the liftup. After packing up he went to the lobby to wait for the lift.

He waited and waited. 10 mins passed, Lift not up. He waited for another10 mins and call the security uncle. S denotes security here.

A: Hello Uncle ah, have you send the lift up?
S: Yeah sent liao.
A: No leh I been waiting for 20 mins liao leh
S: No meh? okie okie I send again.

Another 5 minutes went by. No lift came up. The guy got worried. He's the last person to leave and there ' s no one around. He called the uncleon his handphone again.

A: Er... Uncle ah, you sure you sent the lift up?
S: Yeah I sent it up twice liao leh.
A: But I saw the lifts all on the first floor leh!
S: Aiyoh. Nevermind. I take the lift up and look for you.

Again, A waited. 5 minutes passed but none of the lift are moving. Then suddenly, his hp ring. The uncle voice was on the other side of the linesounding very weird.

S: Where are you? I am here. But I cannot find you.

All this while A was staring at the display of the lifts.
All at level 1.... and the uncle is here.... shit something is not right.

A straight away chiong to the stairs and dashed down the building...When he reached ground level, he chiong to the security counter and he found out that....


.....
.....
.....



He had actually called the old security uncle in the building of his excompany and not the security uncle of his new office -_- He work tillseh liao and was damn blur. Feeling very pai seh, he also never callback to explain to the security uncle from the building of his excompany.

Discount coupon for Borders bookstores in Singapore

if u intend to buy books at Borders, here's the discount coupon to print...
Valid till 13 November 2008.

http://email.borders.com.au/sg/2008/20081031/ak3/coupon-01-sg.asp

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Consumer Advisory - AVA Update on products detected to contain Melamine

Hi all

AVA has detected melamine contamination in 16 China-made products and 17 biscuit products from Malaysia .

Click here to find out more.

Sunday, October 26, 2008

Tomato Garden

An old man who was an Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his
annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.

His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

Dear Vincent, I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won ' t be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I ' m just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days!

Love, Papa



A few days later he received a letter from his son.

Dear Pop, Don ' t dig up that garden. That ' s where the bodies are buried.

Love, Vinnie



The next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.
That same day the old man received another letter from his son.


Dear Pop,

Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That ' s the best that I could do under the circumstances.

Love you,
Vinnie

SERIOUS WARNING!!!! OnOREO biscuits - for OREO loverS!




Looks like from China again...

After seeing, head felt itching!
Whenever eating biscuit that got sugar/cream in the middle, we must be extra carefully
When opened and turned....got Maggot inside....
Whenever eat everything, better check it first, last Two-Day XD was reading book on bed, suddenly she heard noisy in the room Her roommate just bought OREO biscuit with chocolate taste from 7-11, before she bite it, she saw something strange in the middle cream, got
many small holes with white color , she thought it's impossible that OREO got new product with new taste? Is it the sugar? But how come it's looked like this?



Then she took the pack


It's correct, chocolate taste, not white chocolate and there's no fruit added in it.
Expired? Still long time
The pack still very good

Is it possible, the look is awful but actually the taste is yummy?
Finally she opened the biscuit (Sorry for my trembling hand)



Full of white small holes, look like the spoiled eggs as maggot's nest, so disgusting....luckily my friend's eyesight is sharp, how if she has bite it?
then we investigate via internet and we found it

OMG.....actually there's victim on January, and after passing ½ year, we still find same product?
Later, at midnight my friend bring 2 biscuit along with its pack return to the 7-11 shop But the white spots have disappear, it's been dissolved into the cream
Quickly, my friend opened the pack and took out another 1 biscuit again, opened and there's full of that disgusting thing
Luckily the shop staff was willing to give the money back, but don't know when the goods will be wiped out from their rack (maybe the staff who in charge in the midnight shift are busier)

He gave us the reason is: the goods are import product, probably there's problem during the process of shipment

OMG, one of the giant companies with the huge advertisement, why such problem can happens?

How is the OREO production company? Last ½ year the same problem has happened. There's no reason for them to not improving the quality of their products?

For all friend who like to consume OREO biscuit, before bite it, hope to open your eyes widely to see beforehand.

THINGS YOU NEVER KNEW YOUR CELLPHONE COULD DO

Something to learn about...
THINGS YOU NEVER KNEW YOUR CELLPHONE COULD DO...

There are a few things that can be done in times of grave emergencies.
Your mobile phone can actually be a life saver or an emergency tool for survival.

Check out the things that you can do with it: -


*EMERGENCY*

*I*
*The Emergency Number worldwide for **Mobile** is 112.*
If you find yourself out of coverage area of your mobile network and there is an emergency, dial 112 and the mobile will search any existing network to establish the emergency number for you, and interestingly this number 112 can be dialed even if the keypad is locked.
**Try it out.**


*II*
*Have you locked your keys in the car? Does you car have remote keys?*
This may come in handy someday. Good reason to own a cell phone:
If you lock your keys in the car and the spare keys are at home, call someone at home on their cell phone from your cell phone. Hold your cell phone about a foot from your car door and have the person at your home press the unlock button, holding it near the mobile phone on their end. Your car will unlock. Saves someone from having to drive your keys to you. Distance is no object. You could be hundreds of miles away, and if you can reach someone who has the other "remote" for your
car, you can unlock the doors (or the trunk).
Editor's Note: *It works fine! We tried it out and it unlocked our car over a cell phone!"*


*III*
Hidden Battery power
Imagine your cell battery is very low, you are expecting an important call and you don't have a charger. Nokia instrument comes with a reserve battery. To activate, press the keys *3370# Your cell will restart with this reserve and the instrument will show a 50% increase in battery. This reserve will get charged when you charge your cell next time.


AND


*IV*
How to disable a STOLEN mobile phone?
To check your Mobile phone's serial number, key in the following digits on your phone:
* # 0 6 #
A 15 digit code will appear on the screen. This number is unique to your handset. Write it down and keep it somewhere safe. When your phone gets stolen, you can
phone your service provider and give them this code. They will then be able to block your handset so even if the thief changes the SIM card, your phone will be totally useless. You probably won't get your phone back, but at least you know that whoever stole it can't use/sell it either. If everybody does this, there would be no point in
people stealing mobile phones.

Monday, October 20, 2008

Funny girl

I knew a girl that was so stupid that....... she called me to get my phone number.

she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said 'concentrate.'


she put lipstick on her forehead wanted to make up her mind.


she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.


she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.


she tried to drown a fish.


she thought a quarterback was a refund.



she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.


she tripped over a cordless phone.


she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.


she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.


she studied for a blood test.


she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.



when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.


when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.


when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said 'Airport Left' she turned around and went home.

Ah Beng, you want peanuts boh?

Ah Beng is a bus driver; one day got this old folks home 'pao' his bus for a day trip to Pulau Ketam.

Sitting right behind the driver's seat is Grandma Sue and from his
rear mirror Ah Beng can see that Grandma Sue is happily munching away.

In the middle of the road trip, Grandma Sue tapped Ah Beng on his
shoulder and asked him...

Grandma: 'Ah Beng ah! You want peanuts boh? Grandma treat you eat peanut ai mai?'
Ah Beng: 'Tenkiu ah ma... yes I want!'

Then Ah Beng also happy happy munching peanuts... about 20 minutes down the road, Grandma Sue asked Ah Beng again...

Grandma: 'Ah Beng ah! You want peanuts boh? Grandma treat you eat peanut ai mai?'
Ah Beng: 'Tenkiu ah ma ... yes I wan! t!'

To make the story short, this goes on for a few more times then Ah
Beng finally asks Grandma Sue...

Ah Beng: 'Ah ma ah ... you dont eat peanuts one meh?'
Grandma: 'No... no eat! Ah ma boh teeth la!'
Ah Beng: 'Aiks! Boh teeth then why ah ma buy peanuts leh?'
Grandma: 'No choice leh! Just now that 7-11 is out of chocolate so ah ma kena buy this peanut chocolate lor! Ah ma lick the chocolate around the peanut and the peanut give you eat lor!'

Happy Life

"The happiest people in the world are not those who have no problems, but those who learn to live with things that are less than perfect."

A group of graduates, highly established in their careers, got together to visit their old university professor. Conversation soon turned into complaints about stress in work and life.

Offering his guests coffee, the professor went to the kitchen and returned with a large pot of coffee and an assortment of cups - porcelain, plastic, glass, crystal, some plain looking, some expensive, some exquisite - telling them to help themselves to the coffee.

When all the students had a cup of coffee, the professor said:
"If you noticed, all the nice looking expensive cups were taken up, leaving behind the simple and cheap ones. While it is normal or you to want only the best for yourselves, that is the source of your problems and stress.
Be assured that the cup itself adds no quality to the coffee.
In most cases, it is just more expensive and in some cases even hides what we drink.
What all of you really wanted was coffee, not the cup, but you consciously went for the best cups... Then you began eyeing each other's cups."

Now consider this:

"Life is the coffee; the jobs, money and position in society are the cups.
They are just tools to hold and contain Life, and the type of cup we have does not define, nor change the quality of Life we live.
Sometimes, by concentrating on the cup, we fail to enjoy the coffee.
Enjoy your coffee!."


The happiest people don't have the best of everything.
They just make the best of everything.

1. Live simply.
2. Love generously.
3. Care deeply.
4. Speak kindly.

woman

Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply.
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.'

So ... if you give her crap, you will get a bucket full of shit!

Durian Joke

Appetizer before your maincourse...... Just for laugh!

Ah Beng was on a motorbike with Ah Lian after a durian shopping trip.

Ah Lian was holding on to 2 big bags of durians when they rode over a hump, Ah Beng heard a loud bang. He asked Ah Lian: 'Lewlian wu kalau boh?(durians got dropped or not?).'
Ah Lian shouted: 'boh kalau lah!'

So Ah Beng continued with the journey. When they reached home, Ah Beng got down from his motobike and was shocked to see that Ah Lian was not wearing a helmet.
He asked Ah Lian: 'Where is your helmet?'
Ah Lian was very angry and replied: 'Just now I already told you 'boh kalau' (helmet drop)!'

How smart is your right foot?

JUST TRY IT

THIS IS EXCELLENT :) YOU'LL HAVE A GOOD LAUGH AT YOURSELF!!

How smart is Your Right Foot?
Just try this. It is from an orthopedic surgeon............ This will boggle your mind and you will keep trying over and over again to see if you can outsmart your foot, but, you can't. It's preprogrammed in your brain!

1. While sitting where you are at your desk in front of your computer, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.

2. Now, while doing this, draw the number '6' in the air with your right Hand. Your foot will change direction.

I told you so!!! And there's nothing you can do about it! You and I both know how stupid it is, but before the day is done you are going to try it again, if you've not already done so.

Chinese joke about teacher & student

老师问学生:人生自古谁无死...你接下一句!

学生答:人生自古谁无屎,有谁大便不用纸!

老师很生气.叫学生罚站.

隔年,老师又问回同样的问题...学生回答
他答:人生自古谁无屎,有谁大便不用纸.若君不用卫生纸,除非你是用手指.

老师很生气,又叫学生罚站!老师看见窗外下着雪,就遗憾的说:

天上下雪不下雨,雪到地上变成雨.雪变雨来多麻烦,
为何当初不下雨...

学生又回复老师:老师吃饭不吃屎,饭到肚里变成屎.饭变屎来多麻烦,为何当初不吃屎...

老师当场晕倒!!!

OMG it is so romantic

So it was their 7th month anniversary and the girl calls her boyfriend:

-Girl:
I love you.


- Boy:
Yeah I know everyone does!


-Girl:
Really?


- Boy:
Yeah...everyone of my friends that are girls tell me that everyday.


- Girl:
Oh...but am I only your friend?


- Boy:
No...you're my girlfriend...why?


- Girl:
So when I say I love you I really do mean it.


- Boy:
Yeah I know you do mean it....its just that you dont need to tell me that you love me anymore cuz I know you love me since the day we been together and i love you more each and everyday.


- Girl:
..........


- Boy:
So wanna go somewhere tonight for our 7th month anniversary?


- Girl:
Yeah...where?


- Boy:
I dont know...maybe movie then dinner?


-Girl:
Ok.


- Boy:
Ill pick you up after I get off and get ready ok?


- Girl:
Ok. What time do you get off?


- Boy: In 2 hours and then I gotta go home and yeah get ready which takes about 15-20 minutes...


-Girl:
hey...I thought you didnt have work today...


- Boy:
One of my co-workers called in sick.


- Girl:
Oh okay! So sill see you around 7:30 then?


- Boy:
Yeah! and babe?


- Girl:
Yeah?


- Boy:
I love you.


- Girl:
I love you too!


- Boy:
Ok my manager is like looking at me so yeah.... i gotta go.


- Girl:
Ok bye.


- Boy:
Bye..


*******************************************************


2 hours later...


The guy drives to his girlfriends house and walks up to the door and rings the doorbell....


- Girl:
Hey!(gives a kiss to her boyfriend)


- Boy:
Wadssup.....you ready?


- Girl:
Um...wait...let me get my bag and we can go ok?


- Boy:
Ok.


They both watched a movie and ate dinner...once they were done eating, they headed back to the car but before she got into the car.......


- Boy:
Wait! Can I blindfold you?


- Girl:
Why??!?


- Boy:
Its a surprise.


- Girl:
What kinda surprise??


- Boy:
A big one.


- Girl:
Okay but only if you promise me tat you will hold my hand while we're driving...


- Boy:
I promise.


- Girl:
Ok blindfold me.....


So they drove off.........and then they stopped....


- Boy:
Ok we're here!!


-Girl:
Where??


- Boy:
Wait let me walk you to the place!


- Girl:
What place??


- Boy:
Somewhere!(and gives a kiss to her on the lips..)


- Girl:
Baby!...


The boy walks her to the place....


- Boy:
Ok...let me take the blindfold off.


- Girl:
Where are we??


He takes it off her and she opens her eyes and sees the view of the city and at tat same spot.....that's where he first asked her to be his girlfriend......


- Girl:
Omg...!(tears come down)


- Boy:
Why are you crying?


- Girl:
This is where you first asked me out...


- Boy:
What are you doing the rest of your life? (he asked on his knees and after he says that...behind him...in the air it says 'Will you marry me?' in fireworks)


- Girl:
(tears come down faster)


- Boy:
I wasnt at work when you called me...I was planning this whole thing!


- Girl:
Get up!


- Boy:
Yeah?


- Girl:
(kisses him)


- Boy:
Is that a yes or a no?


- Girl:
Yes.

A Slice of Life - Enjoy The Coffee - (24 September 2008)



Source: http://www.938live.sg/MCR/938LIVE/Common/Channel%20Info/eNewsletter/A%20Slice%20of%20Life/Sep08/24September2008.htm

MUTHU's jokes

MUTHU & THE INTERVIEWER
Interviewer : What is your birth date?
Muthu : 13th October
Interviewer : Which year?
Muthu : ... EVERY YEAR

MUTHU & HIS MANAGER
Manager asked to Muthu at an interview....
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Muthu replied: P-O-S-T-B-O- X

MUTHU & LONDON TRIP
After returning back from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife : No! Why?
Muthu : In London , a lady asked me, 'Are you a foreigner?'.. that's why ...
Wife : SHOCKED!

MUTHU & TOURIST
One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Muthu whether any great man born in this village or not .. and Muthu said .. 'No sir, only babies were born here .. '

MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENT
Muthu was doing experiment with cockroach. First he cut it's one leg and told WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked.
Then he cut it's second leg and told the same. Cockroach walked. Then cut the third leg and did the same. At last he cut it's fourth leg and ordered it walk! But cockroach didn't walk.
Suddenly Muthu said loudly, 'I found it. If we cut cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf.
Muthu become a saint!

MUTHU & DRIVER
When Muthu was travelling with his wife in a motorised tricycle, the driver adjusted mirror. Muthu shouted, 'You are trying to see my wife ?
Sit back. I will drive.

MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL
Muthu went in a hotel. To wash hands he went to the washbasin. There he started washing the basin. Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing. Muthu pointed towards the board ' WASH BASIN '

MUTHU & INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART
Interviewer : Just imagine your in 20th floor in a building, it caught fire and how will you escape ?
Muthu : It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination .. :)


Oh .. i forgot . the funniest part ..
On a political rally Muthu was arrested. Why ????????????
Because, a woman journalist walking with a badge wrote 'PRESS' on her right chest ... and he did it !