Have you checked your home telephone bill?

The domestic phone-bill was exceptionally high. And SingTel is raising its phone charges soon.

This prompted the man of the house to call for a family-meeting after dinner.

Dad:
People, listen carefully, this high usage of our telephone is unacceptable.
You have to limit the use of it.
I do not use the home telephone at all, because I use the one at my work-place.

Mum:
Same here.
I hardly use our home telephone as I also use my office’s telephone.

Son:
Me too.
I never use the home phone.
I always use the mobile provided by my company.

Then they all looked at the foreign maid.

Maid:
So, what is the problem, huh ?
Don’t we all use our work-place telephones ?!!!