Ah Beng

Have a good laugh!!!

Ah Beng bought a new mobile.He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said "My Mobile No. has changed.Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610" ====================================

Ah Beng : I am Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.Friend: Really, what is he studying.Ah Beng: No he is not studying, they are Studying him. =============================================

Ah Beng : Doctor, In my dreams, I play football every night.DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game. ===============================================

Ah Beng : If I die will u remarry?Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister =========================================

Ah Beng : People consider me as a "GOD"Wife: How do you know??Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD! U havecome again.. ===========================================

Ah Beng complained 2 Police: Sir all items are missing, Except the TV in my house.Police: How the thief did not take TV???Ah Beng : I was watching TV news.... =========================================

Ah Beng comes back 2 his car & find a note saying "Parking Fine"He Writes a note and sticks it 2 pole "Thanks 4 complement"
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How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erasesthe board.
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Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecastannounced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand itwould be hot.
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Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and Says"Hello, how did you know I was here?"
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Ah Beng - why r all these people running?Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup
Ah Beng - If only winner will get the cup, why others running?*****************************************************

Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense AhBeng: The future tense is "u will go to jail"
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Ah Beng told his servant: Go and water the plantsServant: It's already rainingAh Beng : So what? Take an umbrella and go.
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A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening
and not in the morning? Ah Beng replied Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM