Story of Mr. Mofiz

Just Relax with Mr. Mofiz.
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Story of Mr. Mofiz

Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Mr. Mofiz : 14th October
Which year?
Mr. Mofiz : EVERY YEAR
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Manager asked Mr. Mofiz at an interview
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Mr. Mofiz replyed : -P-O-S-T-B-O- X.

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After returning back from a foreign trip, Mr. Mofiz asked his wife , Do
I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Mr. Mofiz : In London a lady asked me "Are you a foreigner?"

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One tourist from U.S.A.
asked Mr. Mofiz " Any great man born in this village???"

Mr. Mofiz : no sir, only small Babies!!!
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In the university, lecturer asked to write a note on "Buddha Jayanthi
"
So Mr. Mofiz writes, "Buddha was born in India & was a great
Philosopher , but I don ' t know who is Jayanthi .

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Mr . Mofiz was doing experiment with cockroach, first he cut it ' s one leg and told WALK.
WALK. Cockroach walked. Then he cut it ' s second leg and told the same.
Cockroach walked. Then cut the third leg and did the same. At last he
cut it ' s fourth leg and ordered it walk! But cockroach didn ' t walk.
Suddenly Mr. Mofiz said loudly, "I found it. If we cut cockroach ' s four
legs, it becomes deaf.
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On a political rally Mr. Mofiz was arrested.
Why???
A woman journalist walking with a badge wrote "PRESS" and He did it ..

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When Mr. Mofiz was traveling with his wife in a three wheeler, the
driver adjusted mirror.
Mr. Mofiz shouted, "You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will
drive.

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Interviewer : just imagine your in 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape?
Mr. Mofiz : its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!