Two Italian men get on a bus in London . They sit down and engage in animated conversation.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:
'Emma comes First. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more! Two asses; They come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta Time.'
The lady can't take this any more.
'You foul-mouthed sex-obsessed pig,' she retorted indignantly.'In this country, we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives.'
'Hey, coola down lady,' said the man. 'Who talkin' abouta sex? I'm a Justa tellin my frienda how to spell " MISSISSIPPI "
I bet you're gonna read this again!
Explainations:
Emma comes First = letter M
Den I come = letter I
Den two asses come together = 2 letters SS
I come once-a-more = letter I
Two asses; They come together again = 2 letters SS
I come again and pee twice = letter I and 2 letters PP
Then I come one lasta Time = letter I
therefore = MISSISSIPPI
Wednesday, October 7, 2009
New Concept Boutique: Occasion
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Dresses for R.O.M. and Tea Parties
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Now Open at
Raffles City Shopping Centre
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Dresses for R.O.M. and Tea Parties
Dresses for Bridesmaids
Attractive Bridesmaids Package available in store
PCP for Enterprise Resource Planning Professionals - 90% SPUR funded
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Monday, 5th October, 2009
3 pm - 4 pm
Friday, 9th October, 2009
3 pm - 4 pm
ERP systems process business transactions for companies like Nike, Airbus, Singapore Airlines, and Coca Cola. To achieve the optimum benefits, companies employ ERP specialists to implement and maintain their systems. Become an ERP professional and work for the best run companies.
Start a career in ERP now!
PROFESSIONAL CONVERSION PROGRAMME (PCP) FOR ENTERPRISE RESOURCE PLANNING PROFESSIONALS
GRADUATE CERTIFICATE IN ENTERPRISE RESOURCE PLANNING SYSTEMS
- Embark on a career in ERP
- Gain competence in SAP, the world’s leading ERP tool
- ERP Industry Experience
- Course Fee Funding & Monthly Stipend *
Learn more
You are also invited to attend our FREE seminar explaining the program on the following dates:
Venue: 3 Anson Road,
#32-00 Springleaf Tower
Wednesday, 30th September, 2009
3 pm - 4 pm
Wednesday, 14th October, 2009
3 am - 4 pm
Wednesday, 21st October, 2009
3 pm - 4 pm
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Monday, 5th October, 2009
3 pm - 4 pm
Friday, 9th October, 2009
3 pm - 4 pm
Tuesday, October 6, 2009
The Couturier (thecouturier.livejournal.com)
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The Couturier has just launched our collection!
Do pop down to our site to check out!
We have exclusively manufactured inspired pieces such as Herve Leger, ASOS and LaROK just for you girls!
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Hello Girls!
The Couturier has just launched our collection!
Do pop down to our site to check out!
We have exclusively manufactured inspired pieces such as Herve Leger, ASOS and LaROK just for you girls!
Check out the Herve Leger dress (in the style of Kate Hudson),
its design (front and back) is exactly the same as the real piece!
Don't forget to check out our specially imported pieces too!
You'll definitely love this collection as much as I do!
Don't forget to join in our mailing list to receive the latest updates!
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Sales Negotiation Techniques Best Practice
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source: http://www.course.sgtraininghub.com/page_1231399137312.html
1-day intensive practical workshop to prospect, improve and close more sales through effective negotiation skills
Course date: 23 Oct 2009
Time: 9 am to 5 pm
Venue: Furama RiverFront Hotel
(Former Apollo Hotel) Havelock Rd.
Nearest MRT: Tiong Bahru
Program Overview
This program serves as an introduction to best practice sales negotiations and will meet the
needs of sales person that have some negotiation experience but do not consider
themselves experienced sales negotiators. The workshop is focused on setting in place
principles for the development of robust sales negotiation skills.
Trainer
Gregory is a very dynamic and entertaining speaker/trainer. With more than 20
years in direct sales, he brings with him a wealth of experience in the field of
personal selling from telephone prospecting techniques to face-to-face selling and negotiation skills
that garner results.
Click HERE for trainer's profile
Course outline
Introduction to Sales -
- Introduce the participants to what is the definition of Sales,
the paper clip theory & what makes the sales person special.
Principles of Effective Selling
- Covers the main principles of effective selling.
Fundamental Selling Skills
- This section touches on the 5 main fundamental selling skills
What is sales negotiation?
- To produce a sales agreement
Why some sales negotiations dont work
- Lack of information of the other party
Win-Win sales negotiation
- Make necessary concessions to get what you want
Preparation for sales negotiation
- Goals, Trades, Alternatives, Relationships, Expected Outcomes,
Consequences, Power, Possible solutions
Exchange information
- Discuss agenda
Language of sales negotiation
- Finding common ground
Prepare for conflicts
- Creative process with positive outcome
Causes of conflict in sales negotiations
- Refusal to recognize each others point of view
Eight Critical sales negotiation mistakes
- Argue instead of influencing...etc
Basic use of Questioning
- Introduce the participants the art of high gain questions; its characteristics & benefits
Handling Objections
- Cover the 4 common types of objections & the 5 steps in handling them
Features & Benefits
- Examines the difference between a feature & a benefit & how to discuss benefits
Deliver Effective Sales Presentations
- Guide the participants through the 10 steps of delivering an effective sales presentations
Closing of business deal
- This section provides guidelines on closing a business deal
Handling Delays
- Touches on how to handle delays & the importance of following up
Early Bird Discount $88 off per pax
Group Discount: 2 pax additional 10% discount. 3 pax or more additional 15% discount
Tel: 9241 4209 (Enquiries) Fax: 6884 7640 (Registration)-Click HERE to download Registration Form
Email: benson@sgtraininghub.com Contact Benson
(Enquiries or Registration)
Visit www.sgtraininghub.com Online Registration
Name 1: ________________________Job title: ___________________
Name 2: ________________________Job title:___________________
Name 3: ________________________Job title:___________________
Co:_______________________________________________________
Add:_______________________________________(S)____________
Contact Person___________________Job title:___________________
Tel:____________________________Fax:_______________________
Email:___________________________ Co Stamp:________________
Fees: $ 399 only-Include course notes, training certificate, refreshment and
sumptuous indigenous International buffet lunch at The Square @Furama
(Halal & Vegetarian meal provided)
Pay to Corporate Training Development
Mail: 25A ,Jalan Membina, #06-102, Singapore 162025
source: http://www.course.sgtraininghub.com/page_1231399137312.html
1-day intensive practical workshop to prospect, improve and close more sales through effective negotiation skills
Course date: 23 Oct 2009
Time: 9 am to 5 pm
Venue: Furama RiverFront Hotel
(Former Apollo Hotel) Havelock Rd.
Nearest MRT: Tiong Bahru
Program Overview
This program serves as an introduction to best practice sales negotiations and will meet the
needs of sales person that have some negotiation experience but do not consider
themselves experienced sales negotiators. The workshop is focused on setting in place
principles for the development of robust sales negotiation skills.
Trainer
Gregory is a very dynamic and entertaining speaker/trainer. With more than 20
years in direct sales, he brings with him a wealth of experience in the field of
personal selling from telephone prospecting techniques to face-to-face selling and negotiation skills
that garner results.
Click HERE for trainer's profile
Course outline
Introduction to Sales -
- Introduce the participants to what is the definition of Sales,
the paper clip theory & what makes the sales person special.
Principles of Effective Selling
- Covers the main principles of effective selling.
Fundamental Selling Skills
- This section touches on the 5 main fundamental selling skills
What is sales negotiation?
- To produce a sales agreement
Why some sales negotiations dont work
- Lack of information of the other party
Win-Win sales negotiation
- Make necessary concessions to get what you want
Preparation for sales negotiation
- Goals, Trades, Alternatives, Relationships, Expected Outcomes,
Consequences, Power, Possible solutions
Exchange information
- Discuss agenda
Language of sales negotiation
- Finding common ground
Prepare for conflicts
- Creative process with positive outcome
Causes of conflict in sales negotiations
- Refusal to recognize each others point of view
Eight Critical sales negotiation mistakes
- Argue instead of influencing...etc
Basic use of Questioning
- Introduce the participants the art of high gain questions; its characteristics & benefits
Handling Objections
- Cover the 4 common types of objections & the 5 steps in handling them
Features & Benefits
- Examines the difference between a feature & a benefit & how to discuss benefits
Deliver Effective Sales Presentations
- Guide the participants through the 10 steps of delivering an effective sales presentations
Closing of business deal
- This section provides guidelines on closing a business deal
Handling Delays
- Touches on how to handle delays & the importance of following up
Early Bird Discount $88 off per pax
Group Discount: 2 pax additional 10% discount. 3 pax or more additional 15% discount
Tel: 9241 4209 (Enquiries) Fax: 6884 7640 (Registration)-Click HERE to download Registration Form
Email: benson@sgtraininghub.com Contact Benson
(Enquiries or Registration)
Visit www.sgtraininghub.com Online Registration
Name 1: ________________________Job title: ___________________
Name 2: ________________________Job title:___________________
Name 3: ________________________Job title:___________________
Co:_______________________________________________________
Add:_______________________________________(S)____________
Contact Person___________________Job title:___________________
Tel:____________________________Fax:_______________________
Email:___________________________ Co Stamp:________________
Fees: $ 399 only-Include course notes, training certificate, refreshment and
sumptuous indigenous International buffet lunch at The Square @Furama
(Halal & Vegetarian meal provided)
Pay to Corporate Training Development
Mail: 25A ,Jalan Membina, #06-102, Singapore 162025
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Hyundai-Kia Automotive Group. This International Promo Program is to mark
Hyundai-Kia Automotive Groups award as Winners of the Car Company of the Year
and also to raise the profile of Hyundai-Kia Automotive Machines in rural and
urban Areas.
Your Email Ref Number falls within our European booklet representative's office
in United Kingdom. In view of this, you are to contact Our Hyundai-Kia
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He will brief you on steps to be taken for due process and remittance of your
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