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Yahoo/Msn Lottery Incorporation
Baley House, Har ,Road Sutton,
Greater London SM1 4te
United Kingdom.

(CONTACT EVENTS MANAGER)
Name:David Mark
Email:claimsdesk_msn_notice03@hotmail.co.uk
Telephone Number:+44 7045 763816

This is to inform you that you have won a prize
money of seven hundred and fifty
thousand, Great Britain Pound Sterlings
(£750,000.00) for the month of
SEPTEMBER 2009 Lottery promotion which is
organized by YAHOO/MSN LOTTERY
INC & WINDOWS LIVE.

You are to contact the events manager on or
before your date of Claim, Winners Shall be paid in accordance with
his/her Settlement Centre.

These are your identification numbers:
Batch number.....................YM 09102XN
Reff number.......................YM35447XN
Winning number...................YM09788

How ever you will have to fill and submit this
form to the events manager for verification & direction on how you can claim your winning
fund.

1.Full name..............
2.Contact Address........
3.Age....................
4.Telephone Number.......
5.Sex....................
6.Next Of Kin............
7.Occupation.............
8.Company................
9.State:.................
10.Country................

(CONTACT EVENTS MANAGER)
Name:David Mark
Email:claimsdesk_msn_notice03@hotmail.co.uk
Telephone Number:+44 7045 763816

Thank you and Accept my hearty
congratulations once again!

Yours faithfully,
Mrs.Gloria Bent
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