Think Clear

This is Fun!!!
When stuff like this works - it just boggles your mind.
Can you figure out how this works??? You'll be surprised.

1) Go to the link below. After reading each window, click on the boy in the lower right corner of the picture.
2) In the last window TYPE in your answer in the white box using the keyboard (there is NO cursor).
3) Watch the paper in the boy's hand. You will be amazed.. and no, I don't know how it's done.

http://digicc.com/fido/

You may have to copy and paste this web site but it is truly amazing.

Internal Interesting Comic (About Monkey Tree in Singapore)

interesting. do read.
the person who did it was very creative.

http://tentacool.net/misc/others/2NDZOO.pdf

Funny Divorce Letter

Dear Wife:

I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it.These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers.

You ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don't tell me you love me anymore; you don't want sex or anything that connects us as husband and wife. Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone.

Your EX-Husband

P.S. Don't try to find me. Your SISTER and I are moving away to *West Virginia** together! Have a great life! *

_________________________

Dear Ex-Husband,

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that you and I have been married for seven years, athough a good man is a far cry from what you've been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining and griping. Too bad that doesn't work.

I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the first thing that came to mind was 'You look just like a girl!' Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can't say something nice, I didn't comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago.

About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, and I prayed that it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning. After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for ten million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to **Jamaica**. But when I got home you were gone.Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won't get a dime from me. So take care.

Signed,
Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell and Free!

P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that's not a problem.

DON"T TAKE SILVER CAB

Msg was passed dwn... Pls Read!!! Got this from a friend.

This is an incident that happens yesterday when I was on my way back to office in Robinson road. As I was running out of time, I took a cab from Traders Hotel. As I was waiting for a cab, a guy approaches me asking if I'm getting a cab, I told him yes and in the meantime, there was a NTUC cab turning in. He waves 'no' to the NTUC cab and that keep me wondering why I can't take that cab, later he signal a silver cab over and ask me to take this cab instead. I obliged as I think there should not be any problem. The cab driver told me he wanted to go by Havelock road which I agreed due to lesser traffic.

In the meanwhile, I notice there was some amount indicated in the meter under extra, which I assume it was the peak hour charges. So for a 4.3km and 11 minutes ride, we pass a ERP gantry costing a dollar extra, I also realize the extra charges reflected $7. I kept my cool and when I reach my destination, he told me the total fare was $14.60. I asked him to print out the receipt and he told me the ERP was $7. I argued with him that we only cross one gantry and which powerful gantry in Singapore charges $7. He replied 'I DON'T KNOW'.

Being a cab driver, I was in disbelief when he told me he doesn't know. I pointed to the charges reflected in the IU unit whichreflected a dollar and that shut him up completely and he changed his story that most probably the machine is spoilt and he need to send the car back to the company to check. FYI, the car was a new KIA Premier.

I do not know whether he did it purposely or he really is ignorant but you guys should really be more careful when taking cab as what he did was trying to cheat me a 'SINGAPOREAN' and I wonder how many tourists have been cheated for the extra 'ERP' charges. Please look at the meter when you take a cab.

Equations

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.' They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

Dogs do have feelings too

Read this article, very touching.

http://tentacool.net/misc/others/HeyWakeUp.doc