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Tuesday, August 25, 2009
Why do we SHOUT when we are ANGRY?
One day, a professor asked his students 'Why do we SHOUT instead of speak when we are ANGRY?'
All the students thought for a while. One answered 'Because we lost our cool. That's why we SHOUT.'
Asked the professor again, 'But the person is just right next to you, why can't we talk softly but have to SHOUT?'
Everyone gave their opinions but none was accepted by the professor.
Lastly explained by the professor 'When we are ANGRY, our hearts drift apart. To mask the DISTANCE we felt, we instinctively SHOUT instead of speak so the other party can hear us.'
'But as we SHOUT, we get ANGRIER. And we felt we drift apart further. So we SHOUT even louder...'
'It is the opposite when we are in love. Not only we do not shout, we whisper into each other ears. Why?'
'This is because our hearts are very close, almost never apart. As our love deepen, we reach a state of communication where there is no need for words.'
'We understand each other well enough just by exchanging look,' concluded the professor.
'Therefore, when we are arguing, DO NOT speak words that will make our hearts drift apart. WAIT a few days. When you feel your hearts are no longer far apart, pick up the conversation and continue from there..
測驗: 吃火鍋,測脾氣
1. 你喜歡沾醬料吃嗎?
A. 喜歡
(to 2)
B.. 不喜歡
(to 5)
2. 你的醬料裡面會加雞蛋嗎?
A. yes (to 3)
B. no (to 6)
3.
如果你吃到一半,發現裡面有一小截的煙蒂,你會....
A. 跟服務生要求換一鍋新的
(to 13)
B. 不吃了,直接付錢走人 (to
10)
4. 你選擇火鍋店的標準是什麼?
A. 很有名氣
(to 7)
B. 價碼便宜
(to 8)
5.
火鍋店推出一種你完全沒看過的新式火鍋,你會勇於嘗試嗎?
A. yes (to 6)
B. no (to 8)
6. 你喜歡幾個人一起吃嗎?
A. 兩三個知心友
(to 9)
B. 一大群朋友
(to 3)
7.
店裡已經坐滿了人,你會一直在那邊等,還是不想等,馬上去另一家?
A. 等 (to 11)
B. 算了,去別的
(to 12)
8. 任喜歡加什麼樣的配料?
A. 麵條
(to 9)
B. 普通蔬菜
(to 7)
9.
你會先喝湯,還是先吃完所有的料再喝湯?
A. 先喝湯
(to 10)
B. 先吃料
(to 12)
10.
如果老闆告訴你火鍋裡必須加某種奇怪的配料才會變得很可口,你會試嗎?
A. yes (to 17)
B. no (to 13)
11.
你會不會在吃完熱騰騰的火鍋之後,來一碗清涼的刨冰?
A. yes (to 15)
B. no (to 14)
12.
吃火鍋的時候,你喜歡一開始就放肉,還是最後才放?
A. 一開始就放
(to 15)
B. 最後才放
(to 11)
13.
你喜歡把配料通通丟進鍋子裡面煮,還是一樣一樣慢慢煮?
A. 一次過煮
(to 17)
B. 一種一種煮 (to
16)
14. 你喜歡配什麼飲料?
A. 烏龍茶
(to 16)
B. 烏梅汁
(結果
#1)
15.
你喜歡在家吃火鍋,還是喜歡在外面吃?
A. 家中
(to 16)
B. 外面 (to
14)
16.
你快吃飽時,如果有下一個客人在後面等位子,你會在意嗎?
A. 會
(結果
#2)
B. 不會
(
結束#3)
17.
已經吃的很飽了,這時老闆突然說要再免費送你一鍋,你還會吃嗎?
A. yes ( 結果#4)
B. no (to 16)
別急著偷看咩~
================================================================
結果#1→
涮涮鍋
你的個性內向、有點自閉和孤癖一點,喜歡一個人安安靜靜地待在家裡,
對你來說,跟不認識的人交談是很困難的事,所以朋友並不多,
不過還是會有一些知心朋友,你要好好珍惜些關心你的人,不能因為是好朋友就疏於付出。
你對自己的事情比較有興趣,一旦立定目標,就會一步步完成,即使再苦也沒關係。
不過別把自己關在象牙塔裡,有些事情就算自己再有實力,沒有周圍的幫助,
仍然無法完成,要學著打開心,跟不同的人交往,如果能認識人脈很廣的朋友,
也可以增加與人接觸的機會喔!
與人交往,不要覺得厭煩,應該主動示好,一般人都會炊然接受你,透過這些往來,
說不定你會發現一個全新的自己正破殼而出呢!
結果
#2→ 麻辣鍋
個性有點偏激,喜惡分明你的性格比較火爆一點,好惡分明。
遇到你喜歡的事情會馬上採取行動,一旦覺得討厭,就想馬上脫身。
由於你先入為主的觀念,因此交友類型往往偏向某種人,
不過一旦成為朋友,就會跟對方深入地往來。
你很豪爽,當朋友遇到困難時,會馬上伸出援手,朋友都非常依賴你。
因為你的個性陰晴不定,有時可能因為一點麻小事而跟朋友鬧得不愉快,
或在五分鐘熱度後改變初衷,這些情形都會讓你失去朋友的信賴,
最好
學習有條
不紊地處理事情,堅持到最後。
在與人相處的時候,不妨試著跟原本覺得合不來的人交往看看,而不定會因此發現對方的優點,
這樣的嘗試可以慢慢增加你的朋友類型,讓你自己變得更有魅力、更受歡迎。
結果#3→
日式火鍋
個性溫和,是隻溫馴的綿羊你的性情溫和要適應力強,容易跟大家打成一片,
在社團或班級中非常活躍,幾乎沒人會說你的壞話。你討厭跟別人發生衝突,
所以養成八面玲瓏的態度,對不同的人採取不同的說法,說好聽是適應力強,
說難聽就是缺乏個性,雖是個老好
人,卻缺乏個人魅力,表面上看來朋友雖然很多,
一旦遇到困難,卻缺少真正交心的朋友,有時會感到孤獨。
在團體之中你必須學會適時表達自己的意見,若因害怕衝突而一味配合對方,
並能讓對方更加瞭解自己。你協調能力很強,只要能勇夌表達心中的想法,
不以中傷為目的,相信別人一定會接納你的意見。
你就是你,凡事不需要人唯唯諾諾、一味忍耐,要走出自己的風格。
結束
#4→鴛鴦鍋
你的個性頑固、喜歡鑽牛角尖你的個性頑固,一旦快定的事、就算周圍的人反對到底,
佚也絕不改變心意,往好處想,這種個性可以讓你發揮強韌意志,
在團體中擔任有力的領導者,當有人或朋友遇到困難時,
你會義不容辭地出面幫大家解決,因此深受朋友們的信賴。
但是由於你非常堅持自己的想法,完全無視於周圍的建議,因此經常樹立人,
跟周圍發生許多摩擦。保持自己的風格固然不是一件壞事、但是過於頑固,
完全不理會別人想法,會讓大家感到傷腦筋,因而漸漸失去朋友,
最後說不定還會被孤立.
你必須學會傾聽與自己相反的意見,
尊重不同的價值觀跟思考方式,這樣就能增加彼此進一步瞭解的機會。
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Men Are Hard To Please 男人很难取悦!!
男人很难取悦!!
The problems with GUYS:
男人的问题是:
If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
如果妳对他好,他说妳爱上他了.
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
对他不好,他说妳骄傲.
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
如果妳穿得很漂亮,他说你企图诱惑他.
If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
如果不,他说妳是乡下来的
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
如果妳跟他理论,他说妳固执
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
如果妳沉默,他说妳没大脑!
If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
如果妳比他聪明,他说那是小聪明
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
如果他比你聪明,他就是有智慧!
If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
如果妳不爱他,他想拥有妳
If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u. (very true huh?)
如果妳爱他,他试着离开妳.
If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
如果妳不跟他做爱,他说妳不爱他
If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
如果跟他做,他说你是贱货!
If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;
如果妳告诉他妳的问题,他说妳麻烦
If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
如果不,他说妳不信任他
If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
如果妳骂他,妳好象他奶妈
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
如果他骂妳,是表示他“关心”妳
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
如果妳没有守承诺,妳就 是不可信的人
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
如果他不守承诺,他是迫不得已的
If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
如果妳吸烟,妳是坏女孩
If he SMOKES, he is MAN.
如果他吸烟,他是绅士
I f u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
如果妳考试成绩好,他说是运气
If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
如果他考得好,他说是实力!
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
如果妳伤害了他,表示妳很残忍
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
如果他伤害了妳,表示妳太敏感而且太难取悦!
SO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!!
THE DESK OF MR ZUMA HAZAN
THE DESK OF MR ZUMA HAZAN
AUDITS & ACCOUNTS DEPT
BANK OF AFRICA P.L.C
Ouagadougou Burkina Faso
MY PRIVATE EMAIL: mrzuma0022@gmail.com
Dear Friend,
Greeting's to you and your entire family!
I am MR ZUMA HAZAN, a banker with the above mentioned bank in Ouagadougou
Burkina Faso in West Africa, holding the post of the Audit & Accounts dept.
On December, 25, 2003, one of our custormer An Astute
Business man of international repute, a contract with ecowas country, whose
endeavors spans various areas of Business interest, (Real estate, contract and
Farming .etc) made a numbered time (Fixed) Deposit, valued at $19.3 M (Nineteen
Million Three Hundred Thousand United State Dollars) for twelve calendar
months in my Bank Branch.
Upon Maturity, we sent a routine notification to his forwarding address but got
no reply. After a month, we sent a reminder and finally we discovered from his
company that he was aboard the AF4590 plane, which crashed
December, 25 2003. After further investigation, it was discovered that he died
without making a WILL and all attempts to trace his next of kin proved
fruitless.
On further investigation, it was discovered that he
did not declare any next of kin or relatives in all his official documents,
including his Bank Deposit paper work here in our Bank. The total sum, $19.3M
is still in my bank and the interest is being rolled over with the principal sum
at the end of each year. All efforts to trace and locate his next of kin proved
abortive.
In accordance with the country’s banking laws and constitution guiding this
banking institution stated that after the expiration of 5 years, if no body or
person comes for the claim as the next of kin , such money will be revert to
the Burkina Faso government treasury if nobody applies as the next of Kin to
claim of the fund. Consequently, It is upon this respect, I seek to present you
as a foreign partner to stand in as the next of kin to the late custormer,
since no one will come up for the claim.
Upon acceptance of this proposal, I shall send to you by mail the BOA Bank
"Next of Kin Payment Application Text Form" as well as detailed
information on how this business would be carried out. And you will be in
position of 40% after the deal is done, I guarantee that this will be executed
under legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law,
as I will use my position in the Bank's here to perfect this business
transaction & secure Approvals and guarantee the successful execution of
this transaction.
Please be informed that your utmost confidentiality is required. If this
interests you, I want to remind you of the confidentiality of this Transaction
at hand whatever your decision is. I await your urgent response,and fill those
question below to enable us proceed this business onward.
Your Full Name..........................
Your Personal Mobile Number.........
As soon as i receive your positive respond i will send you the text of
application which you will use to apply in my bank as next of kin.
Thanks.
MR ZUMA HAZAN
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PANADOL
DON'T TAKE PANADOL AND PANADOL ACTI FAST AND PANADOL SOLUBLE ( ESP. PEOPLE HAVE GASTRIC).
FYI... One real story from a guy...
My husband was working in a hospital as an IT engineer, as the hospital is planning to set up a database of its patient. And he knows some of the doctor quite well.
The doctors used to tell him that whenever they have a headache, they are not willing to take PANADOL (PARACETMOL). In fact,they will turn to Chinese Herbal Medicine or find other alternatives.
This is because Panadol is toxic to the body, and it harms the liver. According to the doctor, Panadol will reside in the body for at least 5 years. And according to the doctor, there used to be an incident where an air stewardess consumes a lot of panadol during her menstrual as she needs to stand all the time. She's now in her early 30's, and she needs to wash her kidney (DIALYSIS) every month.
As said by the doctor that whenever we have a headache, that's because it is due to the electron/Ion imbalance in the brain. As an alternative solution to cope with this matter, they suggested that we buy 1 or 2 cans of isotonic drink ( eg.100PLUS), and mix it with drinking water according to a ratio of 1:1 or 1:2 (simply, it means one cup 100plus, one cup water.or 2 cups water).
Me and my husband have tried this on several occasions, and it seems to work well.
Another method will be to submerge your feet in a basin of warm water so that it bring the blood pressure down from your throbbing head.
As Panadol is a pain killer, the more Panadol you take, the lesser would be your threshold for pain (your endurance level for pain).
We all will fall ill as we aged, for woman, we would need to go through childbirth. Imagine that we had spent our entire life popping quite a substantial amount of Panadol (Pain Killer) when you need to have a surgery or operation, you will need a much more amount of general anesthetic to numb your surgical pain than the average person who seldom or rarely takes Panadol . If you have a very high intake of Panadol throughout your life (Migraine, Menstrual cramps) it is very likely that normal general anesthetic will have no effects on you as your body is pumped full with panadol and your body is so used to pain killer that you would need a much stronger pain killer, Morphine??
Value your life, THINK b4 you easily pop that familiar pill into your mouth again.
Urgent Business Proposal
Good Day,
Urgent Business Proposal.
I am the Director of Bill and Exchange at the foreign remittance
Department of Africa Development bank (ADB). I am writing to seek your
cooperation over this business deal. In my Department, I discovered an abandoned
sum of (US $10 Million United state Dollars). In an account that belongs to one of our
foreign customers who died along with his entire family in a plane crash that
took place in Kenya, The account belongs to the Late DR. GEORGE BRUMLEY, a
citizen of Atlanta, United States of America but naturalized in Burkina-Faso and
contractor with Anglo Gold.
Since we got information about his death, we have been expecting his
next of kin or business associate to come and claim his money because it cannot
be released unless somebody applies for it as next of kin or business associate
to the deceased as indicated in our banking guidelines but unfortunately, all
his supposed next of kin or relation died along with him at the plane crash
leaving nobody behind for the claim. You can read more about the crash on
visiting this site;
http://www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/africa/07/20/kenya.crash/index.html
it is therefore upon this discovery that I now decided to make this business
proposal to you and release the money to your account as the next of kin or
business associate.
The Banking law and guideline here stipulates that if such money
remains dormant after four years; the money will be transferred into the Bank
treasury as unclaimed fund. The request for your assistance and maximum
co-operation as a foreign citizen is highly needed to release this fund. I will
like us to share this money mutually on two equal halves between me and you .
Please note that I don’t have any asses to withdraw any cent from this money
due to the money was insured by the owner DR. GEORGE BRUMLEY. I will indulge you
at this point to understand that this is privileged information and must be
strictly confidential.
Best Regards
Yours faithfully,
MR. OLIVER NWAOKE
BILL AND EXCHANGE MANAGER,
Federal Republic of BURKINA-FASO
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冷笑
從前....有兩個年糕,一直都黏在一起...
直到有一天,他們終於分開了!!!!
兩個年糕感到非常高興,然後他們就和對方互相GIVE ME 5...
不幸的他們倆又黏了回去.....
冷笑话2
有一天,你走在路上,突然一隻母狗撲向你...
從你腳上咬了一塊肉並迅速吞下去...
當你正要伸腳踢它的時候...
母狗眼含淚光的向你說:'你打吧...反正我肚里已經有了你的骨肉!!!'
冷笑话3
有一个五岁男孩亲了四岁女孩的脸
四岁女孩就问那五岁男孩他会负责吗
五岁男孩就回答她说:放心吧 我们已经不是三岁小孩了
冷笑话4
小明說:「阿康,問你「有一隻鯊魚吃下了一顆綠豆,結果它變成了什麼「?」
阿康說:「我不知道,答案是什麼?」
小明說:「嘿!嘿!答案是「綠豆沙(綠豆鯊)「,你很笨喔!」
冷笑话5
美國人︰你看過木頭做的杯子嗎?
中國人︰沒有!
美國人︰那為什麼你們中國字的「杯「是木字旁?
中國人︰「杯「字旁邊不是有個「不「字嗎!也就是說它不是木頭做的。
冷笑话6
某女校鬧鬼。
有天被小紅遇上了。
鬼說:學妹。。。你看。。。我沒有腳。。。我沒有腳。。。
小紅:那有什麼。學姐你看,我沒有胸部,我沒有胸部。
冷笑话7
一塊三分熟的牛排和一塊5分熟的牛排在大街上遇到了,為什麼他們沒打招呼呢 ??
﹙假設他們會說話﹚
因為.....................
因為.........................
因為他們都不熟啊~~!哈哈
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YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH
YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH
This is pretty neat.
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It takes less than a minute.
Work this out as you read.
Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!
This is not one of those wastes of time things, its fun.
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (more than once but less than 10)
2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)
3. Add 5
4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator
5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1759..?
If you haven't, add 1758.
6... Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.
You should have a three digit number
The first digit of this was your original number
(i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week).
The next two numbers are
YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)
THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2009) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS.
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Decision making- Very Interesting ( Worth a thought)
The train is coming, and you are just beside the track interchange. You can make the train change its course to the disused track and save most of the kids. However, that would also mean the lone child playing by the disused track would be sacrificed.. Or would you rather let the train go its way?
Let's take a pause to think what kind of decision we could make......... .........
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Most people might choose to divert the course of the train, and sacrifice only one child. You might think the same way, I guess. Exactly, to save most of the children at the expense of only one child was rational decision most people would make, morally and emotionally. But, have you ever thought that the child choosing to play on the disused track had in fact made the right decision to play at a safe place?
Nevertheless, he had to be sacrificed because of his ignorant friends who chose to play where the danger was. This kind of dilemma happens around us everyday. In the office, community, in politics and especially in a democratic society, the minority is often sacrificed for the interest of the majority, no matter how foolish or ignorant the majority are, and how farsighted and knowledgeable the minority are. The child who chose not to play with the rest on the operational track was sidelined. And in the case he was sacrificed, no one would shed a tear for him.
The great critic Leo Velski Julian as well as Sourav who told the story said he would not try to change the course of the train because he believed that the kids playing on the operational track should have known very well that track was still in use, and that they should have run away if they heard the train's sirens.. If the train was diverted, that lone child would definitely die because he never thought the train could come over to that track! Moreover, that track was not in use probably because it was not safe.. If the train was diverted to the track, we could put the lives of all passengers on board at stake! And in your attempt to save a few kids by sacrificing one child, you might end up sacrificing hundreds of people to save these few kids.
While we are all aware that life is full of tough decisions that need to be made, we may not realize that hasty decisions may not always be the right one.
Same holds true with marriage - being separated or divorced is no longer a STIGMA - in fact it makes one person, if not both parties happier.
'Remember that what's right isn't always popular... and what's popular isn't always right..'
Everybody makes mistakes; that's why they put erasers on pencils.
THE LOVE DRESS
A woman stopped by, unannounced, at her son's house.
She knocked on the door then immediately walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked.
Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.
'What are you doing?' she asked.
'I'm waiting for Justin to come home from work.' The daughter-in-law answered.
'But you're naked!' the mother-in-law exclaimed.
'This is my love dress,' the daughter-in-law explained.
'Love dress? But you're naked!'
'Justin loves me to wear this dress,' she explained.
'Every time he sees me in this
dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours.'
The mother-in-law left. When she got home she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and lay on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive.
Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her lying there so provocatively.
'What are you doing?' he asked.
'This is my love dress,' she whispered, sensually.
'Needs ironing,' he said, 'What's for dinner?'
And Always Remember This:
You don't stop laughing because you grow old, You grow old because you stop laughing.
Why Women Lie
When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, 'My dear child, why are you crying?'
The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water and that she needed it to help her husband in making a living for their family..
The Lord dipped His hand into the water and pulled up a golden thimble set with sapphires.
'Is this your thimble?' the Lord asked
The seamstress replied, 'No.'
The Lord again dipped into the river. He held out a golden thimble studded with rubies.
'Is this your thimble?' the Lord asked.
Again, the seamstress replied, 'No.'
The Lord reached down again and came up with a leather thimble.
'Is this your thimble ?' the Lord asked.
The seamstress replied, 'Yes.'
The Lord was pleased with the woman's honesty and gave her all three thimbles to keep, and the seamstress went home happy.
Some years later, the seamstress was walking with her husband along the riverbank, and her husband fell into the river and disappeared under the water.
When she cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked her, 'Why are you crying?'
'Oh Lord, my husband has fallen into the river!'
The Lord went down into the water and came up with George Clooney. 'Is this your husband?' the Lord asked.
'Yes,' cried the seamstress.
The Lord was furious. 'You lied! That is an untruth!'
The seamstress replied, 'Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to George Clooney, you would have come up with Brad Pitt.
Then if I said 'no' to him, you would have come up with my husband. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. Lord, I'm not in the best of health and would not be able to take care of all three husbands, so THAT'S why I said 'yes' to George Clooney. And so the Lord let her keep him.
The moral of this story is:
Whenever a woman lies, it's for a good and honorable reason, and in the best interest of others. That's our story, and we're sticking to it.
What baby are you?
---------------JANUARY BABY--------------------
Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored.
Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes ti me to
Recover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth.
Stubborn. Repost this in 5 mins and you will meet
Someone new in 8 days that will perfectly balance
Your personality.
Feb
----------FEBRUARY BABY --------------------
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract.
Intelligent and clever. Changing personality.
Attractive. Sexiest out of everyone.
Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest
And loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves
Freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves
Aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt.
Gets angry really easily but does not show it.
Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends
But rarely shows it. Horny. Daring and stubborn.
Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp.
Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the
Inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous.
Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.
Repost this in 5 mins and you will talk to someone
New and realize that you are a perfect match.
Mar
-----------------MARCH BABY --------------------
Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate Shy and
Reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous
And sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity.
Sensitive to others. Great kisser. Easily angered.
Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness.
Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up
Feelings. Observant and assesses others.If you
Repost this in the next 5 mins, you will meet your
New love in 8 days.
Apr
------------------APRIL BABY -------------------
Suave and compromising. Funny and humorous.
Stubborn. Very talkative. Calm and cool. Kind and
Sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal. Does
Work well with others. Very confident. Sensitive.
Positive Attitude. Thinking generous. Good
Memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look
For information. Able to cheer everyone up and/or
Make them laugh. Able to motivate oneself and
Others. Understanding. Fun to be around.
Outgoing. Hyper. Bubbly personality. Secretive.
Boy/girl crazy. Loves sports, music, leisure and
Travelling. Systematic. Hot but has brains. If you
Repost this in 5 mins, a Cutie that's caught your eye
Will introduce themselves and you will realize that
You are very much alike in the next 2 day S.
May
-----------------MAY BABY -----------------
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and
Highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered.
Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings.
Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint.
Needs no motivation. Shy towards opposite sex.
Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to
Dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding.
Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good
Imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves
Literature and the arts. Loves travelling. Dislike
Being at home. Restless. Not having many children.
Hardworking. High spirited. If you repost this in the
Next 5 minutes, you will beco me close to someone
You do not speak to much in the next 4 days.
Jun
------------JUNE BABY -------------
You've got the best personality and are an
Absolute pleasure to be around. You love to make
New friends and be outgoing. You are a great flirt
And more than likely have an a very attractive
Partner. A wicked hottie. It is also more than likely
That you have a massive record collection. You
Have a great choice in films, and may one day
Beco me a famous actor/actress yourself - heck,
You've got the looks for it!!! IN the next 6 days you
Will meet someone that may possibly become
One of your closest friends, if you repost this in 5 minutes.
Jul
----------------JULY BABY --------------
Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to
Be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed.
Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily
Consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's
Feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable.
Emotional temperamental and unpredictable.
Easily hurt. Witty and sparkly.
Spazzy at times.
Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets.
Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things.
Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive
And forms impressions carefully. Caring and
Loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of
Sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people
Through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties
In studying. Loves to be with friends Always broods
About the past an d the old friends. Waits f or
Friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive
Unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt
But takes long to recover. Repost this in the next 5
mins and your reputation will boost someway in the next 12 days
Aug
------------AUGUST BABY ---------------
outgoing personality. takes risks. feeds on
attention. no self control. kind hearted. self
confident. loud and boisterous. VERY revengeful.
easy to get along with and talk to. has an "every
thing's peachy" attitude. likes talking and singing.
loves music. daydreamer. easily distracted. Hates
not being trusted. BIG imagination. loves to be
loved. hates studying. in need of "that someone".
longs for freedom. rebellious when withheld or
restricted. lives by "no pain no gain" caring.
always a suspect. playful. mysterious. "charming"
or "beautiful" to everyone. stubborn. curious.
independent. strong willed. a fighter. repost in 5
mins and you will meet the love of your life
someti me next month.
Sep
------------SEPTEMBER BABY ---------------
Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends
to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself.
Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic.
Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems.
Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and
caring. Suave and generous. Usually you have
many friends. Enjoys to make love. Emotional.
Stubborn. Hasty. Good memory. Moving, motivates
oneself and others. Loves to travel and explore.
Sometimes sexy in a way that only their lover can
understand. if you do not repost this in the next 5
mins, someone very close to you will beco me mad
at you in the next 8 days.
Oct
---------------OCTOBER BABY -------------------
Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves
to takes things at the centre. Inner and physical
beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry
often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and
fearless. Always making friends. Easily hurt but
recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does
not care to control emotions. Unpredictable.
Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND
sexiest of them all. repost this in 5 mins or you will
not meet the love of your life for 10 years.
Nov
---------------NOVEMBER BABY --------------------
Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and
dangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to have fun.
Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards
your inner and outer beauty and independent
personality. Playful, but secretive. Very emotional
and temperamental sometimes. Meets new people
easily and very social in a group. Fearless and
independent. Can hold their own. Stands out in a
crowd. Essentially very smart. Usually, the
greatest men are born in this month. If you ever
begin a relationship with someone from this month,
hold on to them because their one of a kind.
Dec
---------------DECEMBER BABY ---------------
This straight-up means ur the most good-looking
person possible... better than all of these other
months! Loyal and generous. Patriotic. Competitive
in everything. Active in games and interactions.
Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in
organizations. Fun to be with. Easy to talk to,
though hard to understand. Thinks far with vision,
yet complicated to know. Easily in fluenced by
kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots of
ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to
delay. Choosy and always wants the best.
Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to
joke. Good debating skills. Has that someone
always on his/her mind. Talkative. Daydreamer.
Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Abiding.
Able to show character. one guy/girl kind of
person. Loveable. Easily hurt. Prone to getting
colds. loves music.
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"To celebrate growing older, I once wrote the 45 lessons life taught me. It is the most-requested column I've ever written. My odometer rolled over to 90 in August, so here is the column once more:"
1. Life isn't fair, but it's still good.
2. When in doubt, just take the next small step.
3. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone.
4. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends and parents will. Stay in touch.
5. Pay off your credit cards every month.
6. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.
7. Cry with someone. It's more healing than crying alone.
8. It's OK to get angry with God. He can take it.
9. Save for retirement starting with your first paycheck.
10. When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile.
11. Make peace with your past so it won't screw up the present.
12. It's OK to let your children see you cry.
13. Don't compare your life to others. You have no idea what their journey is all about.
14. If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it.
15. Everything can change in the blink of an eye. But don't worry; God never blinks.
16. Take a deep breath. It calms the mind.
17. Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful.
18. Whatever doesn't kill you really does make you stronger.
19. It's never too late to have a happy childhood. But the second one is up to you and no one else.
20. When it comes to going after what you love in life, don't take no for an answer.
21. Burn the candles, use the nice sheets, wear the fancy lingerie. Don't save it for a special occasion. Today is special.
22. Over prepare, then go with the flow.
23. Be eccentric now. Don't wait for old age to wear purple.
24. The most important sex organ is the brain.
25. No one is in charge of your happiness but you.
26. Frame every so-called disaster with these words ''In five years, will this matter?".
27. Always choose life.
28. Forgive everyone everything.
29. What other people think of you is none of your business.
30. Time heals almost everything. Give time, time.
31. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.
32. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.
33. Believe in miracles.
34. God loves you because of who God is, not because of anything you did or didn't do.
35. Don't audit life. Show up and make the most of it now.
36. Growing old beats the alternative -- dying young.
37. Your children get only one childhood.
38. All that truly matters in the end is that you loved.
39. Get outside every day. Miracles are waiting everywhere.
40. If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else's, we'd grab ours back.
41. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.
42. The best is yet to come.
43. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.
44. Yield.
45. Life isn't tied with a bow, but it's still a gift.
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Subject: Duped by credit card scam upon check in at Hotel
You arrive at your hotel and check in at the front desk. When checking in,
you give the front desk your credit card (for all the charges for your
room). You get to your room and settle in. Someone calls the front desk
and
asked for (example) Room 620 (which happens to be your room).
Your phone rings in your room. You answer and the person on the other end
says the following, ' This is the front desk. When checking in, we came
across a problem with your charge card information. Please re-read me your
credit card number and verify the last 3 digits numbers at the reverse
side
of your charge card. '
Not thinking anything you might give this person your information, since
the call seems to come from the front desk. But actually, it is a scam of
someone calling from outside the hotel/front desk. They ask for a random
room number. Then, ask you for credit card information and address
information. Sounding so professional that you do think you are talking to
the front desk.
If you ever encounter this problem on your vacation, tell the caller that
you will be down at the front desk to clear up any problems. Then, go to
the front desk and ask if there was a problem. If there
was none, inform the manager of the hotel that someone called to scam you
of your credit card information acting like a front desk employee.
If you feel that the tips are useful, please forward it to your relatives,
friends & colleague.
Subject: Bangkok International Airport
Folks, be warned and be really careful, check the items you bought and
give
back what does not belong to you even when the shop assistants claimed
it's
'free'. I believe the duty free shop assistants would also get a
share.......so, be very, very careful. Read below
My Dept. secretary informed on this. Her cousin was detained in Bangkok
for
stealing a box of cigarettes in a duty-free shop in Bangkok International
Airport.
He had paid for chocolates and a carton of cigarettes. The cashier put a
packet of smokes into his bag and he thought it was a free pack.
He was arrested for shop-lifting and the Thai Police extortion price was
RM30,000 for his release. He spent two nights in jail and paid RM50 for an
air-con cell, 200-300 baht for each visitor, and RM11,000 for his final
release.
The Police shared the money in front of his eyes. On top of that, he was
charged in court and fined RM2,000 by the magistrate and handcuffed and
escorted to his plane.
His passport was stamped "Thief". While there, his relatives requested
help
from the Malaysian Embassy and was told that they are helpless, as
Malaysians are victimised similarly daily and letters and phone-calls to
the Thai Authorities are ignored.
He shared a cell with a Singaporean the 1st night who paid RM60,000 for
his
release.
The 2nd night was an Indian national who paid USD70,000.
Mind you this is not in a shag downtown Bangkok but in a duty free shop in
Bangkok 's Int'l Airport .
Shared this experience with all your friends!
Subject: Driving to JB
If you get RM10.00 in your car door handle, use tissue paper or cloth to
remove it without opening it and if possible bag it. Drive away
immediately.
Don't check the note until you are in the company of your friends or
relatives. The note could either contain powdered drugs to knock you out
or
make you wonder if some guilty motorist compensating you for a knock or
scratch on your car, while you are still wondering, the robber(s) will
attack you as you check the car.
This had happened in Johor. Please circulate to your friends and warn
them!
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