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Tuesday, November 25, 2008
Mind Bogling Experiment....must try this!
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How Smart Is Your Right Foot?
Trust me try this, it takes only few seconds.
This is so funny that it will boggle yourmind. And, you will keep trying it at least 50 more times tosee if you can outsmart your foot. But you can't!!!
1. While sitting at your desk, lift yourright foot off the floor and make clockwise circles with it.
2. Now, while doing this, draw the number"6" in the air with your right hand.. Your foot will change direction!!!
I told you so.. And there is nothing youcan do about it.
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NAUGHTY QUESTIONS
NAUGHTY QUESTIONS
A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students the Teacher asked,
"Boy, what is your problem?"
Boy answered, "I'm too smart for the first grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!"
The Teacher had enough. She took Boy to the principal'soffice.
While the boy waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was.
The principal told the teacher he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.
She agreed.
Boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal:
"What is 3 x 3?"
Boy.:
"9".
Principal:
"What is 6 x 6?"
Boy.:
"36".
And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know.
The principal looks at the teacher and tells her,
"I think Boy can go to the third-grade."
the teacher says to the principal,
"I have some of my own questions. Can I ask him? "
The principal and Boy both agree.
the teacher asks,
"What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"
Boy., after a moment
"Legs."
Teacher :
"What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
Boy.:
"Pockets."
Teacher :
"What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious
and contains thin whitish liquid?"
Boy.:
"Coconut"
Teacher:
"What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And
sticky?"
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop
the answer.
Boy was taking charge.
Boy:
"Bubblegum"
Teacher:
"What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?"
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer...
Boy.:
"Shake hands"
Teacher:
"Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?"
Boy.:
"Yep."
Teacher:
"You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do."
Boy.:
"Tent"
Teacher:
"A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first."
The Principal was looking testless, a bit tense.
Boy.:
"Wedding Ring"
Teacher:
"I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good."
Boy.:
"Nose"
Teacher:
"I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver."
Boy.:
"Arrow"
Teacher:
"What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?"
Boy.:
"Firetruck"
Teacher: "What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if you dont get it u have to use ur hand."
Boy.:
"Fork"
Teacher:
"What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?"
Boy.:
"SURNAME"
Teacher:
"What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love ?"
Boy..:
"HEART."
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher,
"Send this Boy to College, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!"
A Touching Story (老婆,对不起,我爱你)
她,结婚后就辞去工作,每天呆在家里。
他,拼命工作,努力赚钱,为的是两人可以有个更好的未来。
她,辞去工作,全职顾家,为的是守护两人幸福的现在。
他很爱她,她很爱他。
他很老实,她对他在外面工作很放心,绝对信任他。
她很独立,他对她照顾自己很有信心,绝对放心她。
每天夜里,当他夜归时,煲里还有温着地炖汤。
每天早上,当他起床时,桌上都有温暖的咖啡。
这样的日子,从结婚后开始,持续了三年。
她从不过问他的工作,只是知道他在越升越高,日子渐渐富裕起来。
他从不过问她的家事,只是知道家里井井有条,家庭依旧和谐幸福。
他不喜欢电脑,每天工作就对着电脑N小时了,回家决不碰电脑。
她不喜欢电脑,每天却在独处的时候对着电脑N小时,非常忙碌。
直到有一天,他接到一通电话。
“请问是陈先生吗?你的太太晕倒被送入院,她的子宫癌已经是末期了,请你来见他最后一面。”
晴天霹雳,他赶到医院,看着她悲痛欲绝的问她为什么不告诉他。
她看着他,对着他微笑,告诉他她爱他然后微笑着永远闭上眼睛。
他失去了生活中心,他失去了人生方向,他失去了他爱的她。
他后悔,他懊恼,他怨恨他自己,为什么没花多一点时间陪她,去了解她。
妻子出殡后,他独自回到空无一人的家里,厨房里不再有炖汤。
他坐在客厅里发呆,想哭却哭不出来。
这时,他看到了客厅里的电脑,他想看看照片,这些他仅剩和她美丽的回忆。
第一次开启家里的电脑,看到桌面上有个叫《老公,是我》的文件夹,里面有1095个录影片段。
电脑荧幕上出现了一张熟悉的脸孔~
扬声器传来熟悉的声音~
他的眼泪,终于决堤而出。
“老公,是我啦~~从今天开始由我陪伴你过吧~~不过你要答应我,一天只能看一个哦~~我们终于结婚了,你知道吗?能嫁给你是我一生最大的幸福,我会把每天发生的事情记录在一段录影日记里,几年后的结婚纪念日拿给你看,一定很有趣的~................”
影片接下来就是她絮絮不休的说着一些生活上的琐事和他们之间的事情,他看了看影片日期,结婚的那一天~
第一次,他违背了深爱的她的意愿,一个又一个的影片看了下去~
“老公,你很忙碌,要好好照顾身体哦.........”
“老公,今天难得你陪我去购物,我好开心哦.........”
“老公,一周年纪念日了,谢谢你的礼物,对不起还没能给你生个孩子,我们再努力吧......”
“老公,我身体很不舒服,不懂为什么常常会肚子痛,明天我自己去看医生好了......”
“老公,医生说我患上了子宫癌,建议我切除,你说他是不是傻的,我还想要孩子呐.......”
“老公,我有乖乖做治疗的,药都有吃,不过我不要做化疗,剃了头就不美了,你一定会笑我的.......”
“老公,医生又叫我切除子宫了,他说不然就太迟了,我痛骂了他一顿,这家伙不知好歹,总是要破坏我们的计划.......”
“老公,我看我应该不怎么行了,请原谅我不告诉你,因为我想你永远记住我美好的一面,这些事情我自己来就好了.......”
“老公,我们结婚都已经三年了,我想我是撑不住了,我不在后,你要好好生活,炖汤的食谱都在电脑里,咖啡的冲泡方法也在里面,一切都为你准备好了,你要好好学着照顾自己。”
“老公,如果你一天看一个录影,现在已经三年了,你应该习惯了没有我的生活吧?是时候把我收在回忆里自己走出来了,你的人生还很漫长,找个爱你和你爱的人继续生活吧。”
“老公,应该是这几天了,我知道时间到了。不过我猜想你应该不会那么老实一天看一个影片吧,看到这里你也累坏了啦,我也很累了,是时候离开了。记得,好好继续生活啊。你还记得吗?你说过你会爱我一辈子的,我也回答你我会用我的一辈子去爱你。现在我们的诺言都实现了,我要离开了,我的确用了我的一辈子去爱你。你也别难过了,你已经爱了我一辈子了,这样的我们,很幸福不是吗?.......最后一次了,老公,对不起,我爱你.....”
看完了1095个影片,他不知道已经过了多久,泪水流了又干,干了又流。
打开窗帘,温暖的阳光照了进来,他对着晴朗的天空,轻轻说了句~
“老婆,对不起,我爱你~”
Ben & Jerry's Very First Ice Cream Festival
Professional Diploma in Training & Development (PDTD)
Professional diploma program customized for EDs, CEOs and mid level staff of non-profit organizations (with SDF-funding*)
Mentoring Partnership International (MPI) (www.mpi.org.sg) is a Non-Profit Organization established to promote quality mentoring in its diverse forms through training, consultation and research in best mentoring practices.
In Partnership with Singapore Training and Development Association (STADA), MPI is pleased to offer the Professional Diploma in Training & Development (PDTD) (with an emphasis on Mentoring).
This professional diploma program is hereby customized for Executive Directors, CEOs and mid level staff of non-profit organizations. It is aimed at providing the participants the knowledge and skills practice to perform human capital development work at the workplace. This can range from training and mentoring delivery, program design to management of learning & development function and mentoring in non-profit organizations.
This program consists of 7 Modules and a Practicum. Participants will be assessed in every module through learning activities and a written assignment. Additionally, they will work in groups to deliver a Practicum that integrates knowledge and skills acquired throughout the program.
Duration
7-8 months
Program Contents
- Module 1: Introduction to Training and Development (36 hours)
- Module 2: Managing Training and Development (36 hours)
- Module 3: Planning Training and Mentoring (36 hours)
- Module 4: Delivery Training and Mentoring (36 hours)
- Module 5: Business of Training and Mentoring (36 hours)
- Module 6: Trainer and Mentoring as Entrepreneurship (36 hours)
- Module 7: Introduction to Coaching and Mentoring (36 hours)
- Practicum (44 hours)
Please see attachments for training schedule, course brochure and application form.
Commencement Date
14 January 2008 (1st Intake)
15 January 2008 (2nd Intake)
Application Closing Date
5 December 2008
For enquiry, please call Chariz or Pearlyn at 6550 9566 or email to admin@mpi.org.sg.
* SDF Funding terms and conditions apply
http://tentacool.net/misc/others/PDTD/Trg%20Schedule.doc
http://tentacool.net/misc/others/PDTD/(STADA_MPI)%20PDTD%20Brochure%20(21Nov08).pdf
http://tentacool.net/misc/others/PDTD/(STADA%20MPI)%20PDTD%20Application%20Form%20(21Nov2008).pdf
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急...急...急...請轉寄 ! 感謝您 !
請急速幫我們傳到社會每一個愛 的角落 …………………
請接受一個高中姊姊的跪求∼跪求您幫助我親愛的嚴重心臟衰竭而急需換心的弟弟∼ 重榮 小朋友!
我們全家人向大家跪求幫忙 ~ 跪求一顆 ' 心臟 '
重榮1996 年來到人世的初夜就是被醫生所宣佈救回機率極低的極重度 「心臟辦膜閉鎖不全」 (是指在心臟的辦膜功能有缺陷﹐使得血液在心臟收縮過程有發生不正常的逆流情形) 的重大先天性心臟病,血液的逆流日以繼夜的造成重榮的心臟腫大,當年醫生說:假使勉強救回了那麼也是只能活到 6歲。
但, 他堅強的求生力抵抗了死神的呼喚 、他脆弱中沈穩的忍耐與掙扎 ,卻也是家屬最大的不忍和沈痛∼因為我們知道 , 他好想活下去 … ..。10年了 ,他足足和病魔奮鬥了 10年∼這十年來他無一日不素行 ,他唯一喜愛的節目是 ' 好消息電視台 ' ,即便在重度昏迷前都告訴媽媽:「我要聽讚美神的音樂。」他無時無刻都仰望一個平安長大的機會。
此時此刻 、病魔卻還在折騰一個如此善良而脆弱的他, 他正在 中國醫藥學院小兒加護病房裡與時間賽跑,分秒必爭的祈求活下去的機會 ……. 。
每一分每一秒, 我們家屬都誠摯的懇求愛心人士能幫助我們家的重榮!因為 , 他需要一顆 ' 有愛的心臟 ' 。( * 醫生已告知我們重榮可以接受大人心臟了! * )
『我想要活下去,我想回學校上學!』
這是重榮唯一最想要的願望!
希望大家幫幫需要心臟的重榮!
F 重榮的基本資料:
1.年齡 - 10歲 (1 996/ 12 / 25 出生 )
2.血型 - O
3.體重 - 30 Kg
4.身高 - 140 cm
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TEL: (04)205-2121? 206-2121
★ 重榮的家屬電話:
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∼我們求求您的幫助∼
我相信每個人背上都有一隻翅膀。
我相信每個人都是半個天使。